Naked Tmi, Tmi

I decided some time ago To go naked from now on It saves a lot on my laundry bill Plus I admit it's a bit of a thrill The town has gotten used to the absurd Of me being naked as a Jaybird Although there still are ladies fainting And lots of babies crying There's no better feeling than letting it all hang out Plus it gives the bridge club something to talk about Even if it's just a little bit Did I mention it's cold as I'm writing this? Though I might have taken it over the edge That day at the grocery to buy milk and bread The cashier thought me deranged When she saw where it was that I keep my change One thing good came out of all of this They treat me now like nobody's biz Although I've never been that cheap They now give me everything I need for free