Humorous Muse Poems

Let the muse snooze!
The poor dear having been
drained of all rhyme in search
of reason…

Let the muse have a day
of rest...when, regenerated
he will be closer his...

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My mind sets in motion, 
words that will come alive.  
Creativity needs to be added, 
then mix imagination with creativity. 

 
Coming alive within...

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‘Twas the night before New Year’s when all through my house
nary a dish had been washed; I felt like such a louse.
“What’s wrong with you,...

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a lady of swollen years
sat knitting with glorious colours
she said her name was
saint something or other
I didn't quite catch it
must have been the gum she...

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[Pictured above… My actual coffee mug]



Well, I poured myself a gin
And I sploshed some tonic in
And some lemon and some ice
So it slipped down really...

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I don't know that poetry
needs be anything but poetry,

while myself realizing
that definition greatly varies –

but I have seen acrobatic
words that flop like
wingless birds, 

and predictable...

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Just woke up from the dream.
Where we are swinging through life,
While you are fixing the lights,
While I am watching the delights,
Trying my best not to...

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"Dandylion" 

The guy was a 
Dandylion 
there was 
no denying it

full of promises
and making wishes
residing over 
this new world

poetically 
speaking, he
shone like 
the Sun

he sat...

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The writer in me says I must be,                 ...

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Jelly Fat
by M. Griswold
08272020

"Jelly fat!" you say "Just what exactly is that?"
Well, it's a little more than that li'l old belly fat.
It's all of yur...

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Quote By Poet "I never know when my muse will come for a visit." 


My muse can be very fickle at times,   ...

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There was a man I knew
who liked tobacco chew,

and to habit gave in
spit into the win'...

finish my poem
with your line or two:

There was a man,...

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His muse was a dragon, and he told me Leroy was pushy.
I could not imagine he was any more challenging that Trixie.
Leroy will take me...

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Party, till we path things.
I take the bill,
You rock the knee.
'it's a Friday'
Oh! Yes, it is.
If only it pays a lighted spirit.
Shot for shorts,
a gree...

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Florence -flawless!
You said you are Florence
Are you really flawless?
Sorry there is no language I can speak with Florence
I guess you will bear with me, flawless

Are...

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