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Funny Murder Poems

These Funny Murder poems are examples of Murder poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Murder Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member LISA ANN CARNES UNSOLVED MURDER
DEEP SADNESS REMEMERING LISA WALKING INTO THE ARCADE LOOKING FOR CIRO SHE WAS FURIOUS WAITING IN A TRUCK I ASKED DID SHE WANT TO LEAVE...

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Categories: murder, allah,



Premium Member Blue Cheese and Old Pickles
Quince shaped houses landscape Julienned Street
where citric groans once molded a blue cheese night.  
In one home lives reclusive Graham and his wife, Coco,
two...

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Categories: murder, crazy, death, funny, giggle,

Premium Member U Arson murder of 9 totally redacted to fit the necessary needs of the Bureau
Special Agent Alan King arrived in his Buick dragging my husband to Foss park for his failed lie detector test where I wore wires pregnant...

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Categories: murder, allah,

Gulp: a Murder Conspiracy
Have you ever heard a crow caw in the dead of night
Never the thought crossed my mind until such was my plight
In the bright of...

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Categories: murder, animal, bird, funny, silly,

Gravely Mistaken
There was a man that lived they said
his whole life in grief and dread

A fool who did but once entwine
in his arms a maiden fine

Love...

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Categories: murder, angst, bereavement, conflict, death,



Bedlam Blues
Cain killed Abel on a Monday night 
Abel didn’t get a chance to put up much of a fight
Cain said, “am I my brother’s keeper?”...

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Categories: allegory, funny, murder, mythology,

Premium Member Putrid Putin
Putins invasion is his perverse fun
But we all know he's a murderous hun
When Ukraine counter attacked
Putin's generals were sacked
And soon had Vlad Putin's scum on...

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Categories: murder, war,

Premium Member Silence Is Never An Option
The wild, wild, west he shot his last gun,
the big bad felon that thought he had won.

His boots are now kicking his big toes,
He's left...

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Categories: murder, death, destiny, introspection, life,

Premium Member Dining With Dysfunction
Mother asked her big brother to pass the sugar;

big brother ruined it by splashing on liquor;

father rued spilt liquor by throwing his jigger

that hit sister...

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Categories: murder, cat, conflict, dog, funny,

Premium Member A Murder Mystery

Buzzing above me
Whizzing through shadowy flight
Stabbing fangs in skin
Causing welts and itchy bites
Festering plots slay these pests





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Categories: murder, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Upon My Two Knees
Gosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies....

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Categories: murder, death, funeral, funny, humor,

Junior Mafia
Life these days is hard for any man
But not uncle Vinny, you see he’s in this gang,
He’s living a real good life
Got more money than...

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Categories: murder, america, city, corruption, culture,

Premium Member Deep Indigo Mourning
My friend, how did he go so wrong?
Funny and jovial, was he, as happy as one can be.
Then, Paul shot his wife to death, mercilessly,...

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Categories: murder, abuse, christmas, death, memory,

Premium Member The Stock Market
the reason the president 
has created an emergency order 
to establish the meat processing plants as essential 
is that those around him use words 
like...

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Categories: murder, abuse, conflict, funny, health,

Premium Member Freedom's Last Cry
Freedom's Last Cry

I do not agree...
with your personal views, 
and prefer to avoid;
seeing them, 
hearing them, 
reading them. 

It was just a choice, 
not a...

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Categories: murder, allah, america, atheist, depression,


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