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Funny Murder Poems

These Funny Murder poems are examples of Murder poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Murder Funny poems written by international poets.

Dear Dr Fred You Missed The Big One

When I was young,                     ...

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Categories: murder, birthday, death, drug, mom,

GULP: A Murder Conspiracy

Have you ever heard a crow caw in the dead of night
Never the thought crossed my mind until such was my plight
In the bright of...

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Categories: murder, animal, bird, funny, silly,

GRAVELY MISTAKEN


There was a man that lived they said
his whole life in grief and dread

A fool who did but once entwine
in his arms a maiden fine

Love...

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Categories: murder, angst, bereavement, conflict, death,

Bedlam Blues

Cain killed Abel on a Monday night 
Abel didn’t get a chance to put up much of a fight
Cain said, “am I my brother’s keeper?”...

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Categories: allegory, funny, murder, mythology,

PUTRID PUTIN

Putins invasion is his perverse fun
But we all know he's a murderous hun
When Ukraine counter attacked
Putin's generals were sacked
And soon had Vlad Putin's scum on...

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Categories: murder, war,

SILENCE IS NEVER AN OPTION

The wild, wild, west he shot his last gun,
the big bad felon that thought he had won.

His boots are now kicking his big toes,
He's left...

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Categories: murder, death, destiny, introspection, life,

Barnabas Oral's Sightless Game

He plays throughout the house at night 
a braille touch for his lack of sight
and dreams of all the crippled things 
with broken legs and...

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Categories: murder, dark, games, humorous, psychological,

Dining with Dysfunction

Mother asked her big brother to pass the sugar;

big brother ruined it by splashing on liquor;

father rued spilt liquor by throwing his jigger

that hit sister...

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Categories: murder, cat, conflict, dog, funny,

A Murder Mystery


Buzzing above me
Whizzing through shadowy flight
Stabbing fangs in skin
Causing welts and itchy bites
Festering plots slay these pests





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Categories: murder, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

The Gambler and His Wife

There once was a gambler named Brent
Who had all his wife's money spent

She heard of his debt
Then worked up a sweat

Cause a hole is where...

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Categories: murder, addiction, funny, games, humor,

Upon My Two Knees

Gosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies....

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Categories: murder, death, funeral, funny, humor,

That's a Promise -- Not a Threat

Most of you, I don’t suppose, devote a lot of time to wond’ring ‘bout your death, but, now and then, 
I begin imagining some pretty...

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Categories: murder, car, funny, humor,

Murder In The Tunnel

Each morning I took the train to work,  
each evening I took the train back home. 
Each way we went through a long dark...

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Categories: boy, murder, rain, scary,

There For Me

Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: murder, 12th grade, character, hope,

JUNIOR MAFIA

Life these days is hard for any man
But not uncle Vinny, you see he’s in this gang,
He’s living a real good life
Got more money than...

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Categories: murder, america, city, corruption, culture,