Funny Murder Poems

I'd always wondered, dreamed really,
How it all could feel
The world awash in currant marble
Glistening from my skill

I only plan perfectionism;
A mind as sharp as ice
To...

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Trying to remind myself that I'm safe 
knowing I'm on the verge of crashing 
traumatic events forced upon my space 
terrorist threats identity fraud blinding...

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Special Agent Alan King arrived in his Buick dragging my husband to Foss park for his failed lie detector test where I wore wires pregnant...

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When I was young,                     ...

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Have you ever heard a crow caw in the dead of night
Never the thought crossed my mind until such was my plight
In the bright of...

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There was a man that lived they said
his whole life in grief and dread

A fool who did but once entwine
in his arms a maiden fine

Love...

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Cain killed Abel on a Monday night 
Abel didn’t get a chance to put up much of a fight
Cain said, “am I my brother’s keeper?”...

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Putins invasion is his perverse fun
But we all know he's a murderous hun
When Ukraine counter attacked
Putin's generals were sacked
And soon had Vlad Putin's scum on...

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The wild, wild, west he shot his last gun,
the big bad felon that thought he had won.

His boots are now kicking his big toes,
He's left...

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He plays throughout the house at night 
a braille touch for his lack of sight
and dreams of all the crippled things 
with broken legs and...

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Mother asked her big brother to pass the sugar;

big brother ruined it by splashing on liquor;

father rued spilt liquor by throwing his jigger

that hit sister...

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Buzzing above me
Whizzing through shadowy flight
Stabbing fangs in skin
Causing welts and itchy bites
Festering plots slay these pests





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There once was a gambler named Brent
Who had all his wife's money spent

She heard of his debt
Then worked up a sweat

Cause a hole is where...

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Gosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies....

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Each morning I took the train to work,  
each evening I took the train back home. 
Each way we went through a long dark...

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