Funny Murder Poems
These Funny Murder poems are examples of Murder poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Murder Funny poems written by international poets.
Dear Dr Fred You Missed The Big One
murder, birthday, death, drug, mom,
When I was young, ...
GULP: A Murder Conspiracy
murder, animal, bird, funny, silly,
Have you ever heard a crow caw in the dead of night
Never the thought crossed my mind until such was my plight
In the bright of...
murder, angst, bereavement, conflict, death,
There was a man that lived they said
his whole life in grief and dread
A fool who did but once entwine
in his arms a maiden fine
allegory, funny, murder, mythology,
Cain killed Abel on a Monday night
Abel didn’t get a chance to put up much of a fight
Cain said, “am I my brother’s keeper?”...
Putins invasion is his perverse fun
But we all know he's a murderous hun
When Ukraine counter attacked
Putin's generals were sacked
And soon had Vlad Putin's scum on...
SILENCE IS NEVER AN OPTION
murder, death, destiny, introspection, life,
The wild, wild, west he shot his last gun,
the big bad felon that thought he had won.
His boots are now kicking his big toes,
Barnabas Oral's Sightless Game
murder, dark, games, humorous, psychological,
He plays throughout the house at night
a braille touch for his lack of sight
and dreams of all the crippled things
with broken legs and...
Dining with Dysfunction
murder, cat, conflict, dog, funny,
Mother asked her big brother to pass the sugar;
big brother ruined it by splashing on liquor;
father rued spilt liquor by throwing his jigger
that hit sister...
A Murder Mystery
murder, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Buzzing above me
Whizzing through shadowy flight
Stabbing fangs in skin
Causing welts and itchy bites
Festering plots slay these pests
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The Gambler and His Wife
murder, addiction, funny, games, humor,
There once was a gambler named Brent
Who had all his wife's money spent
She heard of his debt
Then worked up a sweat
Cause a hole is where...
Upon My Two Knees
murder, death, funeral, funny, humor,
Gosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies....
That's a Promise -- Not a Threat
murder, car, funny, humor,
Most of you, I don’t suppose, devote a lot of time to wond’ring ‘bout your death, but, now and then,
I begin imagining some pretty...
Murder In The Tunnel
boy, murder, rain, scary,
Each morning I took the train to work,
each evening I took the train back home.
Each way we went through a long dark...
There For Me
murder, 12th grade, character, hope,
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
murder, america, city, corruption, culture,
Life these days is hard for any man
But not uncle Vinny, you see he’s in this gang,
He’s living a real good life
Got more money than...