Funny Murder Poems
These Funny Murder poems are examples of Murder poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Murder Funny poems written by international poets.
LISA ANN CARNES UNSOLVED MURDERDEEP SADNESS REMEMERING LISA WALKING INTO THE ARCADE LOOKING FOR CIRO SHE WAS FURIOUS WAITING IN A TRUCK I ASKED DID SHE WANT TO LEAVE...
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murder, allah,
Blue Cheese and Old Pickles
Quince shaped houses landscape Julienned Street
where citric groans once molded a blue cheese night.
In one home lives reclusive Graham and his wife, Coco,
two...
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murder, crazy, death, funny, giggle,
U Arson murder of 9 totally redacted to fit the necessary needs of the BureauSpecial Agent Alan King arrived in his Buick dragging my husband to Foss park for his failed lie detector test where I wore wires pregnant...
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murder, allah,
Gulp: a Murder ConspiracyHave you ever heard a crow caw in the dead of night
Never the thought crossed my mind until such was my plight
In the bright of...
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murder, animal, bird, funny, silly,
Gravely MistakenThere was a man that lived they said
his whole life in grief and dread
A fool who did but once entwine
in his arms a maiden fine
Love...
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murder, angst, bereavement, conflict, death,
Bedlam BluesCain killed Abel on a Monday night
Abel didn’t get a chance to put up much of a fight
Cain said, “am I my brother’s keeper?”...
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allegory, funny, murder, mythology,
Putrid PutinPutins invasion is his perverse fun
But we all know he's a murderous hun
When Ukraine counter attacked
Putin's generals were sacked
And soon had Vlad Putin's scum on...
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murder, war,
Silence Is Never An OptionThe wild, wild, west he shot his last gun,
the big bad felon that thought he had won.
His boots are now kicking his big toes,
He's left...
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murder, death, destiny, introspection, life,
Dining With DysfunctionMother asked her big brother to pass the sugar;
big brother ruined it by splashing on liquor;
father rued spilt liquor by throwing his jigger
that hit sister...
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murder, cat, conflict, dog, funny,
A Murder Mystery
Buzzing above me
Whizzing through shadowy flight
Stabbing fangs in skin
Causing welts and itchy bites
Festering plots slay these pests
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murder, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Upon My Two KneesGosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies....
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murder, death, funeral, funny, humor,
Junior MafiaLife these days is hard for any man
But not uncle Vinny, you see he’s in this gang,
He’s living a real good life
Got more money than...
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murder, america, city, corruption, culture,
Deep Indigo MourningMy friend, how did he go so wrong?
Funny and jovial, was he, as happy as one can be.
Then, Paul shot his wife to death, mercilessly,...
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murder, abuse, christmas, death, memory,
The Stock Marketthe reason the president
has created an emergency order
to establish the meat processing plants as essential
is that those around him use words
like...
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murder, abuse, conflict, funny, health,
Freedom's Last CryFreedom's Last Cry
I do not agree...
with your personal views,
and prefer to avoid;
seeing them,
hearing them,
reading them.
It was just a choice,
not a...
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murder, allah, america, atheist, depression,