Funny Mouse Poems

In a church where hymns soar high and free,
A mouse embarked on a daring spree,
Up the stockinged leg, it did dare,
Past the congregation's wide-eyed stare.

The...

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Cozy mouse’s grandmother was an avid knitter.
She said I can knit up whatever, but I am not a sitter.
Her daughter thought it was funny, for...

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The mouse was swallowed by a grouse,
Hawk had the grouse for dinner.
One gunshot blast, the hawk was dead,
the mouse walked out the winner.

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The Mouse

I was going to bed,
after the trip to the med.
But then I saw something,
It looked frightening.

It squealed terrible shrieks,
from what looked Like beaks.
It was...

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The Mouse

I am small and I do not matter. 
Only to those that care, 
if I live and breathe, 
but that is okay...
as they are...

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The Cat or the Mouse

Oh no…
Where’s the …? 
The kids are here, 
unexpectedly. 

Why don’t they call?
Give us a little warning. 
We can not party...

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The Fashion Zebra

I am a flake. 
That is the term for people that do not follow through. 
It may not be fair. I have spent...

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If a mouse,
brought a house.
and the Cathome Realtor called him a louse.
So the mouse went to humane resources to Mrs. Kitty Kraus
Mr. Kat Kraus was...

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Good Morning

The light from the sun fills the window in the kitchen. 
Not all at once mind you, but at it’s on speed. 
The little...

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Grateful 

The bird in the cage sits,
and sometimes sings. 
On Sunday he gets let out. 
That is the best day. 
The cat is at church....

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Anonymous-- like that one.
Ode to the pea-size hat
that likes to play a tune
wherever it's at.

Coming home, enjoying
one or two, put it on 
the cat who...

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    Tae A Mouse   
      (Whit wid Robert Burns say!)

Ha’ where ye gon ye cowrin...

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The Christmas Mouse
T'was the night before Christmas
And with everything done
The kids were all dreaming
Of Christmas Day fun
The tree was completed
We had wrapped all the toys
When...

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Isn't it nice
To be a mouse?
Tiptoeing around
Throughout the house.

Nobody pays
Any attention there,
If you are noticed,
Scurry under a chair.

Your mortal foe,
The dreaded cat,
Pays you no mind
As...

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I am going to be sternly in charge of myself today; I will put up with no antics or nonsense.
We are going to clean this...

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