Funny Mother Poems
These Funny Mother poems are examples of Mother poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Mother Funny poems written by international poets.
Happy Father's Day: Daddy Was A GypsyDaddy was a Gypsy…..we roamed from town to town
Sometimes a little tipsy….but he had to wash it down
Never stay too long…always have a song…to sing
Mama...
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mother, childhood, family, father, father
Turning PagesEvery once in a while,
I slow down.
I don't think I even mean to,
but you do something to make me pause.
For a moment,
I tune out...
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mother son,
the deceit of a mother9 years had passed without a trace of you in my mind
And in the 10th year, like a dormant volcano now live, you...
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mother, betrayal, grief,
Conversations with my Son
He’s got plans to meet his friend,
And he’s putting things in his pockets, his wallet, his keys, a set of dice.
‘I can’t forget these dice’...
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Categories:
child, funny, humor, mother
The FamMu uncle Franklin
was a pro wrestler.
He lit up a room
like Nikola Tesla.
My aunt Judy
was a cake maker.
Her cakes were tall
like an LA Laker.
My brother Steve
played...
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mother, 12th grade, art, family,
Ayla at TwoAyla at Two
With a fistful of raisins and
Chocolate-flavored goatee,
Your favorite Dora tee shirt
Splotched red from your spaghetti lunch,
We sit on the floor together as
You climb...
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mother, baby, child, childhood, daughter,
The Funny Papa's'66 Buick Station Wagon back gate door open
boys toss school stuff lay down in back fixes booked pillows
older bro latch down the back gate shut
girls...
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mother, appreciation, character, childhood, family,
Poop- There It IsNo pushing or breaking of water
It was a c-section that brought her
But this is about
What wouldn’t come out
A poop just as big as my daughter!
Perhaps...
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mother, creation, daughter, fun, funny,
How, I Never SaidI told you I love you, but never how much,
I said sorry, but never how deep,
And also thank you, but perhaps not how sincere.
You knew...
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appreciation, bereavement, mother,
I Hate Mewhy was i even born
my teachers like me
my friends like me
even think i’m funny
but my mom hates me
she hates me
she thinks i’m a burden
and that...
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mother, angst, birth, cry, growing
My Mothers CurseWhat would you do if the part of you that you gave life to is a constant reminder of failure and disappointment? What would you...
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mother, care, child, childhood, feelings,
Does Mother Moon SleepLast night I fell into a deep sleep,
my cat precious slept with me.
I could swear that old Mother Moon,
slept with us, I swear, it’s true.
Mother...
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mother, children, dream, fantasy, moon,
Thanks To the One and OnlyWords of a mother melting your spirit despite it being cold. Her loving you no matter what chasing that heart of gold.
...
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mother, appreciation, dedication, depression, growing
The Wrinkle MysteryWritten on 9/26/2022
Updated on 9/27/2022
by Gail DeBole
The young boy was watching his mom
Straighten sheets on his bed with her palms.
He began scratching his head
Looked at...
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mother, child, children, cute, humor,
Past, Present, FuturePast
deserves a hushed funeral for the memories scarred
from hands, unforgotten words, screams echoed
the times no one wants to relive
somehow you manage to...
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mother, absence, abuse, addiction, anger,