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Funny Mother Poems

These Funny Mother poems are examples of Mother poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Mother Funny poems written by international poets.


Eulogy for a Bonsai
I have to come clean as I return to see 
your ashen corpse and dried leaves  
My survival became more important than yours 
but...

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Categories: mother, death of a friend,



Premium Member Things My Child Said
It is quite common to kiss 'ouchys' on those wee.
At three, my son asked to have bath autonomy.
I tossed a washcloth, then stood where he...

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Categories: mother, boy, child, cute, funny,

But why did my mother faint?
Mangoes, golden and full, their scent~
a whispered promise of mischief.
My mother’s eyes, wide as warning bells.

"Where did you get these?"
Her voice, a blade slicing the...

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Categories: mother, allegory, daughter, funny, innocence,

Weirdo
In a world of laughter, he stood apart,  
A boy with shadows dancing in his heart.  
With a grin that twisted like a...

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Categories: mother, anti bullying, boy, dark,

Premium Member Mother And The Henhouse
Mother let out a sneeze in the henhouse again
Out of every opening flew a squawking hen
From the drama
Came my mama
Basket of eggs feathers in hair...

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Categories: farm, mother, nostalgia,



Premium Member When Will I Grow Up
When will I finally fill your shoes, 
Reach maturity like you did?
You seemed to have all the answers
When I was just a kid. 
I've been...

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Categories: funny, humor, mother daughter,

The second language
Oh my dear world wide second language,                  ...

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Categories: mother, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Jumping Jill
Jumping Jill she just loved to jump
From when she woke until bedtime.
She was afraid that she’d get plump
If she did not jump through daytime.

Once Jumping...

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Categories: mother, 2nd grade, children, funny,

Premium Member Happy Father's Day: Daddy Was A Gypsy
Daddy was a Gypsy…..we roamed from town to town
Sometimes a little tipsy….but he had to wash it down
Never stay too long…always have a song…to sing
Mama...

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Categories: mother, childhood, family, father, father

Turning Pages
Every once in a while, 
I slow down.
I don't think I even mean to,
but you do something to make me pause.

For a moment,
I tune out...

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Categories: mother son,

the deceit of a mother
9 years had passed without a trace of you in my mind  

And in the 10th year, like a dormant volcano now live, you...

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© Tammy Vas  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: mother, betrayal, grief,

Conversations with my Son
He’s got plans to meet his friend,
And he’s putting things in his pockets, his wallet, his keys, a set of dice.
‘I can’t forget these dice’...

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© GM Veranes  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: child, funny, humor, mother

The Fam
Mu uncle Franklin
was a pro wrestler.
He lit up a room
like Nikola Tesla.

My aunt Judy
was a cake maker.
Her cakes were tall
like an LA Laker.

My brother Steve
played...

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Categories: mother, 12th grade, art, family,

Ayla at Two
Ayla at Two

With a fistful of raisins and
Chocolate-flavored goatee,
Your favorite Dora tee shirt
Splotched red from your spaghetti lunch,
We sit on the floor together as
You climb...

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Categories: mother, baby, child, childhood, daughter,

Premium Member The Funny Papa's
'66 Buick Station Wagon back gate door open
boys toss school stuff lay down in back fixes booked pillows
older bro latch down the back gate shut
girls...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: mother, appreciation, character, childhood, family,


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