Funny Monkey Poems

A monkey proposed in the garden so grand,
To the princess, he held out his hand.
With a smile so wide,
He asked her to be his bride,
But...

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Monkey in the mall!
 People did wonder how he got inside of that stall.
He Started to destroy everything and break it all!
Then came a zoo...

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Twas the night before Christmas, socks were hanging in every house 
Some were old, some were new, and unwashed there were few
Animals were happy too,...

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Here's where I left behind
Back in time
Trying to find 
What's in Monkeys mind 
In 2006, 08 
Or maybe 09
And the years grow longer
The deeper I...

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The monkey
it's a gesture
in motion...
a stain
acrobatic,
a clown
admirable and
a cheater
incorrigible
of time......

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Monkey  hands and feet 
His occupation was to shine shoes 
Giving him a banana 
He bought from Indiana
So sweet, tha  feets
Shine, shine, shine...

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once a wise monkey named stan
dreamt of becoming a man
so to fool all the rest
taped a note to his chest
my wife use to date tarzan.
...

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There are monkeys on the television
    Making others unaware.
There are monkeys practicing politics
    For those about the public square.
There...

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A monkey, during the mating season,
Not will be tempted by a finest food.
The same as me, if I were teased on,
By banana, in the similar...

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The ***********

It has no brain
yet it outsmarts
many little red funny caps
thanks to them
xi virus
will be great again...

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The Fashion Zebra

I am a flake. 
That is the term for people that do not follow through. 
It may not be fair. I have spent...

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She yelled, bring the girl and the little dog too!
My blood ran cold, wondering what she would do.

I was brought to her castle many years...

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Monkeys, apes, gorillas---all so close to human
They can sleep in any bed a hotel has extra room in   
Wearing glasses, reading matter in...

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You may find this hard to believe
But I just saw a monkey
Drive by me doing eighty
In a Maserati 

Eating rainbow ice cream
In a cone from...

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Alright no one here leaves
Until I get back my monkey
He was right here beside me
When we sat down at the bar

He got up to use...

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