Miser Poems - Poems about Miser

Mad money grubber Immersed in the throes of a Skinflint Scrooge syndrome… Enriching coffers, and yet Renouncing to joys of life ------------------------------- ...

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His miser boss Went out for a toss When the MD knocked his door. He plummeted down To save his crown When his senior asked for more. His hair had grown on his chest On his back as well down south. Where nested in peace There hung two bees His tongue got stuck in his mouth. The doc came up Once or twice To run...

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They all know the capacity He’s enjoying in their city, His hurting voice at its loudest; Body movements of the proudest, Powered by his swell bank account; Many swear he does billions count; Yes, his pay slips on a table And No Normal remained stable… Yet, it has been Trickles from him; If you grab his dime, sing a hymn! His criticisms breed like flies, His...

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Man heard a voice saying Lend me your eyes I will show you the sufferings Man heard a voice saying Lend me your ears I will tell you the reason Man heard a voice saying Lend me your mouth I will argue with you the ultimate solution But man never cares He is a born miser Not to...

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A quarter, a dime, a nickel or the lowly penny once dropped from a careless hand was never safe from the prying eyes of the Miser. The wig-tips shoes in “Old Man “ style with a radar embedded in the right toe were endlessly searching cracks and crevices for lost coins which no tree’s leaves...

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Money The most preferred content of a bulging envelope For those with a project to develop! A solicitation by the poor, With sometimes bent knees on a floor. Tempter of twenty – first century thieves Hoping to receive the accolades of Chiefs; Motivator of wildfire ambitions! Rooms widening for intuitions! A guarantor of treasured privileges, Has had people plucked from stagnant villages; Money is a...

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TIGHT WAD Yer cannie, as cannie be. Nae sloutch, or frivolous, spend-thrift, ye. Whose coin, to feered to leave the purse, -in-case it’s ye’sd tae quench the thirst. O, the ither, who just stood ye one. Now sitting empty as a drouthy burn, as he waits on you to stand your turn. He taps his glass, he looks at you, A bead of sweat...

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that which we hunger for our appetite is huge— times to reciprocate we become Skrooge 2/9/2020 F F I series 71 fifer Brian Strand, sponsor Poetry form: Fifer- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 lines of reducing number of words (or syllables if preferred)....

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by Wayne Wysocki There once was a banker from Kent Whose life was fanatically bent On saving each quid Like no other did And moaning with each pound he spent...

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Your money,your belongings you are the adviser, Spend,not a spendthrift nor going miser!...

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Ophelia had cancerous breasts According to all of the tests But old Doctor Kaiser Was simply a miser Who plundered the most treasured chests...

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She was often totally furious With her husband who was penurious He gave pennies to the poor After quite a big uproar His flamboyant stinginess quite curious....

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The miser and the model are a couple, you might say, yet they don't speak to one another, she treats him like a brother, how to add a little romance and excitement to their day? He forgoes his prime obsession and decides on a surprise for his delectable companion with such sadness in her eyes....

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The miser and the model are a couple, you might say, yet they don't speak to one another, she treats him like a brother, how to add a little romance and excitement to their day? He forgoes his prime obsession and decides on a surprise for his delectable companion with such sadness in her eyes. He promises forever, no more secrets, no more lies. As...

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