Minger Poems - Poems about Minger

...He ate a caterpillar sandwich Just to prove he could do it He just gritted his teeth and Chewed his way right through it He washed it down with turpentine Which he preferred to any wine Ate a......Read the rest...

...Little Johnnie was quite gross; he really was a minger He picked a bogie from his nose; it sat upon his finger He didn’t have a tissue and his finger was a mess So he gave his sis a cu......Read the rest...

...As we see of a day unforgettable Of a great betrayal, As we were mired in a misadventure We saw the mirthless smiles of that great betrayal We, the givers of great positions Through the mire o......Read the rest...

...When I was a boy of two or three, My dad and cousin said to me; 'You'll be the gee-tar player in a big folk band', ‘'With those six little fingers on your right webbed hand', ----------------- S......Read the rest...

...Constipated senator Ron Thump Got frustrated whilst taking a dump Eww what a sad minger He used his forefinger … and extracted it all in a lump! 9TH June 2016......Read the rest...

...I am not a hot babe, I'm a hot babes mum. I was a hot babe once but now those days are gone. I am not a hot babe, now I am just hot, hot flushes and dizzy spells, me,I have the lot. My daught......Read the rest...

...She wore pineapple rings for glasses and walked like jelly dances I didn't rate her chances She used to wee standing up she cooked lemon a'la duck won the lottery, grumbled what bad luck like a surgi......Read the rest...