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Beware of the Bogie Man

Little Johnnie was quite gross; he really was a minger
He picked a bogie from his nose; it sat upon his finger
He didn’t have a tissue and his finger was a mess
So he gave his sis a cuddle… and wiped it on her dress!

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Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2017

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Eve Roper Date: 1/24/2017 9:16:00 PM haha ... you had me going I thought you were going to say he put it in his mouth .. goood write Hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/4/2017 3:46:00 AM ha ha ha ewww lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Freddie Robinson Jr. Date: 1/18/2017 1:05:00 PM What a hilarious poem, Jan. Ty for the biggest chuckle of the day thus far. Love the gross grittiness. A laugh bomb every time I picture the mental image evoked by this cool poem. Love and joy to you always. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/19/2017 11:01:00 AM It is pretty gross and was based on observation lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arlene Smith Date: 1/17/2017 3:06:00 PM Haaaaah! At least he didn't eat it! I was sure you was going to go there! Lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/17/2017 4:43:00 PM I was tempted lol:-( hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 1/16/2017 5:30:00 PM ugh! very very funny, though. your humor is just delightful, jan... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/16/2017 5:32:00 PM ha ha ha I'm sure some wouldn't quite describe it as funny just ewwww :-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 1/16/2017 3:41:00 PM Haha...Nice one Jan... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/16/2017 3:44:00 PM Thanks Joseph - I couldn't resist writing the poem after witnessing this at the weekend lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 1/16/2017 10:54:00 AM Lol!This is disgusting. Yuck and more yuck. I enjoyed piece: -)Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/16/2017 10:56:00 AM ha ha ha its funny and disgusting at the same time lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 1/16/2017 10:45:00 AM Lol....In a rage she chased the little bloke...upon his big old grin she gave a mighty poke...tripped and fell and hurt his bum...And went off crying searching for his mum Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/16/2017 10:48:00 AM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 1/16/2017 7:47:00 AM - :))) .... and disgusting .... :))) - Best wishes and hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/16/2017 7:52:00 AM lol I couldn't resist ... based on an observation at the weekend lol:-) hugs jan xx