Olden Days
...Back in the olden days
my age of once upon a time with relatives and strangers
filled the radio episodes of Silver and the Lone Ranger
where The Shadow crept in Inner Sanctum threats
and tv i...
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Categories:
milty, america, analogy, time,
Form: Rhyme
Fur Babies Laugh At Me
...What to drink this morning? Coffee or tea?
Cold or hot? Sweet or slightly tart for me?
I do not care about breakfast. I have no time for that.
I have to feed the dog. I have to feed the cat.
Gett...
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Categories:
milty, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Uncle Milty and Me
...UNCLE MILTY AND ME
Uncle Milty,
A compact man,
Not really my uncle,
More a close friend of my parents,
Drove a New York City cab.
He had no kids and
A wife who didn’t smile.
When they visi...
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Categories:
milty, family, happiness,
Form: Blank verse
Lame Name Game
...Silly Billy had no fear, he drowned it in a case of beer.
Handy Andie so adept, kept so busy, she never slept.
Dirty Donna did what you wanna, she lived just down the street.
You didn't have to as...
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Categories:
milty,
Form: Rhyme
I Dunn Knot Do'D It!!
...T"aint me, dunn leff dat mess...
Wad'cha'do, just take a guess?
Got evidence dat I iz guilty,?
Or dis sum bullshoot
From Uncla' Milty?
So dowen' 'spects me
to clean it up...
It diden' split,
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Categories:
milty, allegory, confusion, funny, parody,
Form: Burlesque