Mickey Poems - Poems about Mickey

Knew a lad from the boonies Could really belt out sad toonies The ladies did cry Big tears in their eyes Farting out loud like Mickey Rooney ...

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When I first heard of your demise, I was at Mickey D's eating a cheeseburger and fries. And when the newscaster said you’d died when an elephant sh-t on your head, it didn't come as a big surprise. ...

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Dodgers in five. Yankee fans weep. Four times Freddie Freeman went deep. We hope to see you here again, this time next year. Duke and Mickey go back to sleep....

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Looking down from somewhere up in the sky. Mickey Mantle and Duke Snider stand by. Below, Bronx Bombers, all in their pinstripes, come out swinging their bats, taking their swipes. Dem Bums have Shohei Ohtani and Betts. Get ready, this is as good as it gets. "Play ball", says the ump, to a lightning flash. Big bats heard o'er the land,...

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I'm gonna have some dees and I'm not talking bout mickey-dees but some d-E's..divine enablements and when them needs come out to breathe..I'm ready wit some d-E's. in fact this year with current unsettling events that keep happening consistently,i pray for ah pocket full of divine enablements that let's me not get overwhelmed with them..negative events...

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Baby GG is in the house Born in beautiful month of March Between winter and spring No snow was on the dry grass Gorgeous buds were emerging And a new rainbow is on the arch. Baby GG is indeed in the house She is welcome by the whole family She has an absolutely gorgeous smile And she already got good sense and style Oh! That...

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Old smiling Mickey McGee Cheated everyone he knew As selfish as he could be And of morals, he had few He cheated playing poker And he cheated on his wife Just a real local joker And a scoundrel all his life One night while with a lady Her husband caught them both in bed His name was Sean O'Grady Who shot Mickey in the head Now on...

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This is a tale of Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck In the kitchen a cake they both decided to cook Not weighing the ingredients was a bit of a risk Didn't separate them either with a fork or a whisk Flour,sugar and butter was all over the place No room for rolling there just wasn't any space They added...

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Presence as thick as the wall. He stands lonely, often in some corridor, laughing at his own jokes. When others are speaking, he rolls his eyes. From his multi story gut, to the heights of his 80s style haircut. You can’t slip down the corridor, always turning around. You can’t, or do you even want to face him. His stomach absorbs...

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Minnie was a moaner She was always blue, She had lost all her friends Although she only had a few. She moaned about the weather, Especially when it rained. She complained about her neighbours, Who thought she was a pain? She didn't like animals. She had never owned a pet. The price of pet food was daunting, Without paying for a vet The birds were too noisy. She...

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Minnie mouse is so famous Wearing bow as pink as rose She also wears dress So clean and no mess And polishes her black nose Mickey mouse likes her so much They’re best friends, a perfect match Both wear nice sports shoe With colorful hue So, they’re designs of wrist watch Mickey and Minnie are smart So talented since the start They hold hands to dance In a...

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Me and Mickey Roberts Climbed from his car. And me and Mickey Robert’s Brag walked to this bar Only to be greeted by This welcoming shout. The old landlord it seemed Was moving out And the first few beers Were gratis free Even for strangers Like Mickey and me. Those two young girls Just standing there Mine had...

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Hey Mickey What the hell you doing? You know that Minnie will go ballistic If she finds out who your wooing. Your going out every night, Not coming home till late. She will chop your tale off with an axe, And feed it you on a plate. So come on then old Mickey, Will you tell me who your seeing. I bet it's someone just...

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I'm so tired of all these games, Feeling things you have doubts about, Feeling as if I have no heart. I can't sleep. I can't breathe. There's no air. So what do I do? What do you do? When all else has failed, Well damn you go to Disneyland. HAHAHAHA Oh ya baby When no one loves you You can always count on Mickey He's always there for...

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Don't frequent Mickey D's very often But today had a Sausage'n Egg McMuffin Yummy yum yum Cries from my tum Could eat those calorie carriers by the dozen...

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