Funny Metaphor Poems
These Funny Metaphor poems are examples of Metaphor poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Metaphor Funny poems written by international poets.
Tea With A HandshakeCrossroads in the desert sands swirls,
an orb whirls around as clouds gather,
lightning bolt violet violently twirls,
roads crack with shotgun thunder.
Visage a pearl cascades as she...
Read More
Categories:
metaphor, art, conflict, crazy, dark,
The Ants Go MarchingIt isn't easy to save the world
With your back on the asphalt
Crawling with carpenter ants that
Yes even they
Want you out of the way
I'd head...
Read More
Categories:
metaphor, analogy, conflict, corruption, deep,
Superior yet with less eyes and no sticky feetIt's funny how we can see spider's webs
Pity those flies with their five eyes missing them
Yet never reflecting on the fact we have only two...
Read More
Categories:
extended metaphor,
Quiet on SilhouetteFlorid banshees recoiled, neck and hankering sneer.
A succinctly exuberant suggestion when selective.
Came on, fell flat with laconic ornamentation.
A miniature jaunt, interment; glove comparted.
Pin-striped foxtails attuned...
Read More
Categories:
metaphor, dedication, devotion, endurance, extended
They Gathered Outside My House
They gathered outside- I'm alone,
and at my back window, I groan!
I think- what is this
my hubby will miss?
Then, quickly I reach for my phone!
"We're being...
Read More
Categories:
emotions, fate, funny, metaphor,
Corn Dogs and Ice Cream Cones a songIt's rare that most would call me a hot head
I am usually the coolest cucumber instead
I have no tells, so their heads don't swell
and I...
Read More
Categories:
extended metaphor, funny love,
Clucking HypocrisyChickens aim so high.
Aha! That's what I thought too,
When I hear you cluck....
Read More
Categories:
funny, humorous, metaphor, onomatopoeia,
Fast Food
I have a box that I keep locked
In my bag
Pockets deeper than six feet
My friend Andrew died
But he still helps me pay for things
Jack let...
Read More
Categories:
food, funny, metaphor, money,
On PointPith is pithier than pithy
-it’s not a question of if.
You know atoms are tiny
when you get at ‘em.
Sometimes they’re the point.
Meanings have layers
like lasagna.
Two or...
Read More
Categories:
metaphor, 12th grade, allusion, body,
I'm Writing This Before You Get the Chance - Cat Sat on Mat
Inspired by a dear friend - iykyk
In a land where camels stitched their dreams,
With needles sharp and lofty seams.
A tailor's shop like desert wide,
Where humps...
Read More
Categories:
extended metaphor, funny,
Artful DiscordA picturesque portrait
tightly embraced with golden grace
in the aisles of the orchard
torturing watercolors vividly displayed
Now how do we interpret
all these riddling shades of grey
so silently...
Read More
Categories:
art, funny, metaphor, perspective,
Shooting Birds At the MoonWas I maudlin over our breakup? For a minute.
If I think of you now, it’s like a slideshow of unflattering images.
At the time, my breakup...
Read More
Categories:
metaphor, absence, break up, humor,
A Liar Being LiedA liar was
Lying on the road
And being lied
By some professional liars.
May 9/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe
Mussabwa Chris...
Read More
Categories:
metaphor, 12th grade, angst, funny,
A StageWhat, I cannot say,
A feeling something's wonkey.
Like mucking muddy sand at the bottom of the ocean,
Beneath acrobatic, trapeze artist monkeys.
What can be said,
About the snorkeling...
Read More
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous, metaphor,
Sicknesses In ActionBp is up
Tb is breaking
Asthma closes up ?
Ebola is exterminating
HIV is viral
Cancer is cutting
Diabete is destroying
Corona is crushing
Malaria...
Read More
Categories:
metaphor, 12th grade, death, feelings,