Funny Metaphor Poems
These Funny Metaphor poems are examples of Metaphor poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Metaphor Funny poems written by international poets.
food, funny, metaphor, money,
I have a box that I keep locked
In my bag
Pockets deeper than six feet
My friend Andrew died
But he still helps me pay for things
metaphor, 12th grade, allusion, body,
Pith is pithier than pithy
-it’s not a question of if.
You know atoms are tiny
when you get at ‘em.
Sometimes they’re the point.
Meanings have layers
I'm Writing This Before You Get the Chance - Cat Sat on Mat
extended metaphor, funny,
Inspired by a dear friend - iykyk
In a land where camels stitched their dreams,
With needles sharp and lofty seams.
A tailor's shop like desert wide,
art, funny, metaphor, perspective,
A picturesque portrait
tightly embraced with golden grace
in the aisles of the orchard
torturing watercolors vividly displayed
Now how do we interpret
all these riddling shades of grey
Shooting Birds At the Moon
metaphor, absence, break up, humor,
Was I maudlin over our breakup? For a minute.
If I think of you now, it’s like a slideshow of unflattering images.
At the time, my breakup...
A Liar Being Lied
metaphor, 12th grade, angst, funny,
A liar was
Lying on the road
And being lied
By some professional liars.
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe
funny, humor, humorous, metaphor,
What, I cannot say,
A feeling something's wonkey.
Like mucking muddy sand at the bottom of the ocean,
Beneath acrobatic, trapeze artist monkeys.
What can be said,
About the snorkeling...
Sicknesses In Action
metaphor, 12th grade, death, feelings,
Bp is up
Tb is breaking
Asthma closes up ?
Ebola is exterminating
HIV is viral
Cancer is cutting
Diabete is destroying
Corona is crushing
Will I Find Love
metaphor, care, fate, funny love,
will i ever find a love?
a love my father failed of thought
a mother's love i never got.
a love with abundant craziness with right...
1st grade, africa, metaphor,
Poetry is the beauty of the mind
Only the clever can define
It is the dance of the pen
Only the toddlers call it a ten
It is a...
deep, extended metaphor, hyperbole,
Funny, it is how witnessing the root form of greed
Can cause an otherwise healthy vision to bleed
Humorous is a poorly conceived disguise
So much so that...
Aspiring Alliteration Completed 2-28-23
metaphor, art, beautiful, creation, extended
All answers affect aspirations
By belittling bygone barbarizations
Constantly criticizing correlations
Defined dumbfounded dictations
Edicts evaporate everyone's expectations
Foregone frustrations failed flirtations
Gone great grace giving generations
Harmonies have harmonious hesitations
funny, metaphor, nature,
Don’t take for granite who you are
Just be a little boulder
Remember that you’re made of stars
And someday when you’re older
You may be a marble statue
Grammy Number One
depression, encouraging, metaphor, poems,
Shout out to my depression
My best friend
It takes courage to live
But we take living for granted
Until a pandemic comes along and puts everyone...
extended metaphor, funny, giggle,
There's sleep in my eye
I see it nod
I won't look right at it
I know it's a stodd
I can't tell what's bored it
I know it's a...