Why Dot Won'T Leave the Farm
...Dot Blogs she was a buxom lass and hefty heifer too
who married Bobby Eugene Blows when she was twenty- two.
They lived upon a dairy farm alongside Boggy Creek
and milked a hundred fresian cows … ye...
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Categories:
merv, humorous, night, old, life,
Form: Rhyme
Places You Will Never Find Me
...PLACES YOU’LL NEVER FIND ME
At any rap concert for fun,
At home watching a Merv Griffin re-run,
Singing bawdy drunken choruses of “There once was a nun”,
Under an expensive suntan machin...
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Categories:
merv, funny,
Form: Verse
Jeopardy
...Just like Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy! is America's favorite quiz show. It was created by
the late Merv Griffin. Jeopardy! is so great, it's like watching "The $60,000 Question,"
"What's The Questio...
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Categories:
merv, epic
Form: Epic
Wheel of Fortune
...Wheel of Fortune is still America's number 1 game show. The show has been around for 36
years: the daytime version from January 1975 to September 1991 on NBC and CBS, and the
syndicated version, wh...
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Categories:
merv, epicseptember,
Form: Epic
Once Upon a Nuclear Bomb
...I guess the idea is ludicrous,
bizarre, and truely mad
for me to want to build
my house atop a launching pad!
my luck, I'd be watching Merv Griffin
while below me lay more MIRV's
for some rid...
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Categories:
merv, allegory, confusion, funny, war,
Form: Burlesque
Untitled
...andrew caddick (short brown hair)
comes to bowl:
right hand over
looks straight on.
(Merv Hughes and Ian Healey - exeunt)
umpire (black trousers):
“he moved his feet!”...
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Categories:
merv, allegory, parody, sports,
Form: Free verse