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Merv Poems - Poems about Merv


Why Dot Won'T Leave the Farm
...Dot Blogs she was a buxom lass and hefty heifer too who married Bobby Eugene Blows when she was twenty- two. They lived upon a dairy farm alongside Boggy Creek and milked a hundred fresian cows … ye......

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Categories: merv, humorous, night, old, life,
Form: Rhyme
Places You Will Never Find Me
...PLACES YOU’LL NEVER FIND ME At any rap concert for fun, At home watching a Merv Griffin re-run, Singing bawdy drunken choruses of “There once was a nun”, Under an expensive suntan machin......

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Categories: merv, funny,
Form: Verse



Jeopardy
...Just like Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy! is America's favorite quiz show. It was created by the late Merv Griffin. Jeopardy! is so great, it's like watching "The $60,000 Question," "What's The Questio......

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Categories: merv, epic
Form: Epic
Wheel of Fortune
...Wheel of Fortune is still America's number 1 game show. The show has been around for 36 years: the daytime version from January 1975 to September 1991 on NBC and CBS, and the syndicated version, wh......

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Categories: merv, epicseptember,
Form: Epic
Once Upon a Nuclear Bomb
...I guess the idea is ludicrous, bizarre, and truely mad for me to want to build my house atop a launching pad! my luck, I'd be watching Merv Griffin while below me lay more MIRV's for some rid......

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Categories: merv, allegory, confusion, funny, war,
Form: Burlesque



Untitled
...andrew caddick (short brown hair) comes to bowl: right hand over looks straight on. (Merv Hughes and Ian Healey - exeunt) umpire (black trousers): “he moved his feet!”......

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Categories: merv, allegory, parody, sports,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things