Merde Poems - Poems about Merde

...There once was a small hand Upon a big blow hearted man Wasn’t for divorce that he went to court But for a call girls wealthy plan He cries wolf that he is a victim So karma continues to stic......

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...Wandering down a country lane Hearing singing on the breeze But it seemed to be coming From the region of my knees. Scouse was sitting in a dyke Singing with heart and soul Waiting for the ti......

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...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......

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...The Rottweiler I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler Not unless I were prepped like a miler Seems a little inbreeding Done without heeding Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler The Saint ......

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...He yelled he was hungry As he crashed through the door Stood there yelling and swaying On the billet room floor He demanded satisfaction But as no one wanted to fight He crashed back through th......

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...I'd like to say merde pardon my French it means poop in English its s.........

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... A mandate came out. Yes! NO MORE MUSIC FROM ANY SOURCE.. (This would not surprise me, of course) It had to be announced in the wobbly leader’s disgus......

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... They sat home ordering luscious pizza. Some just drank cold beer or snorted pot. Nothing was “ really” going to happen! As they rode unicorns, this lost, hapless lot. Stoned efficaciousl......

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...Fear Belongs in the Trash I no longer drive, I may have an accident. Nor do I walk, after all, I might fall down. I am brainwashed to believe, only the garbage news falling out of my TV......

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...ENTROZ....PITTA PAW DITTY DEW DON'T SAY WHAT YOU GONNA DEW BENT- SEE WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW SIFFA DIF AND BANG AND FOLLOW GRIMMA WOMAN GRIND AND GIFT ENGAGEMENT RINGS AND THE CHOCOLATE SH$T. GIF......

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...Once, a wise man, not enlightened and not an I-Don’t-Care-Man, came through the woods, thinking of the meaning of life. Suddenly, a Very-Scary-Black-Forest-Merde* appeared on the path. - I'll eat yo......

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...IF ever I had a country : LII - LIII " How can the life of such a man Be in the palm of some fool's hand? To see him obviously framed Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in a land......

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...Translation of Eric Mottram’s 1922 Section 1 by T. Wignesan for David Attoe Notre devise pourrait être: ‘que nous nous ne soyons pas envoûtés’ Wittgenstein in Zettel laissez pendre la ......

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...RECIPE: “Poulet Roti” French Style – Le Chant Royal (Instalment 3) (Note: Rhyme scheme of “Le Chant Royal” where capital “E“stands for refrain, thus – Stanza: ababccddedE, Envoi: ddedE) STA......

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...To be French means I’ll need to stop a few things, Whilst other small details I’ll seize. I'll need to start smoking a lot, and Start eating a whole lotta cheese. But I wont wear berets with s......

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