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Callgirl’s Trump Card

...There once was a small hand
Upon a big blow hearted man 
Wasn’t for divorce that he went to court
But for a call girls wealthy plan

He cries wolf that he is a victim
So karma continues to stic...

Singing With Scouse

...Wandering down a country lane
Hearing singing on the breeze
But it seemed to be coming
From the region of my knees.
Scouse was sitting in a dyke 
Singing with heart  and soul
Waiting for the ti...

Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite

...The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver a pizza instead
 
The Afghan Hound

The...

Shaggy Dog Limericks Vi

...The Rottweiler

I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler
Not unless I were prepped like a miler
Seems a little inbreeding
Done without heeding
Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler

The Saint ...

Hunger

...He yelled he was hungry
As he crashed through the door
Stood there yelling and swaying
On the billet room floor
He demanded satisfaction
But as no one wanted to fight
He crashed back through th...

Pardon My French For Jan

...I'd like to say merde 
pardon my French it means poop 
in English its  s......

Dancing To No Music

...



      A mandate came out. Yes!
      NO MORE MUSIC FROM ANY SOURCE..
      (This would not surprise me, of course)

       It had to be announced in the wobbly 
       leader’s disgus...

The Evils of Crt

...

They sat home ordering luscious pizza.
Some just drank cold beer or snorted pot.
Nothing was “ really” going to happen!
As they rode unicorns, this lost, hapless lot.

Stoned efficaciousl...

Fear Belongs In the Trash

...Fear Belongs in the Trash



I no longer drive, I may have an accident.
Nor do I walk, after all, I might fall down.
I am brainwashed to believe, only the garbage 
news falling out of my TV...

Swiffa and Drip

...ENTROZ....PITTA PAW DITTY DEW
DON'T SAY WHAT YOU GONNA DEW
BENT- SEE WHAT
YOU DON'T KNOW
SIFFA DIF AND BANG AND FOLLOW
GRIMMA WOMAN GRIND AND GIFT
ENGAGEMENT RINGS
AND THE CHOCOLATE SH$T.
GIF...

The Parable About Dao and the Enlightened I-Don'T-Care-Man

...Once, a wise man, not enlightened and not an I-Don’t-Care-Man, came through the woods, thinking of the meaning of life. Suddenly, a Very-Scary-Black-Forest-Merde* appeared on the path.
- I'll eat yo...

If Ever I Had a Country : Lii and Liii

...IF ever I had a country : LII - LIII

" How can the life of such a man
Be in the palm of some fool's hand?
To see him obviously framed
Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in a land...

Translation of Eric Mottram's 1922 Section 1 In Earth Raids 1976 By T Wignesan

...Translation of Eric Mottram’s 1922 Section 1 by T. Wignesan

for David Attoe

Notre devise pourrait être: ‘que nous nous ne soyons pas envoûtés’
Wittgenstein in Zettel

laissez pendre   la ...

Recipe: Poulet Roti - French Style Le Chant Royal Instalment 3

...RECIPE: “Poulet Roti” French Style – Le Chant Royal (Instalment 3)

(Note: Rhyme scheme of “Le Chant Royal” where capital “E“stands for refrain, thus – Stanza: ababccddedE, Envoi: ddedE) 

STA...

On Becoming French

...To be French means I’ll need to stop a few things, 
Whilst other small details I’ll seize.
I'll need to start smoking a lot, and
Start eating a whole lotta cheese.

But I wont wear berets with s...

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