Merde Poems - Poems about Merde

...Wandering down a country lane Hearing singing on the breeze But it seemed to be coming From the region of my knees. Scouse was sitting in a dyke Singing with heart and soul Waiting for the ti......Read the rest...

... And then there was the nerd who claimed he never heard his mother say a dirty word – except one, to which she referred to as “it was just a lot of merde.”......Read the rest...

...or The Living Death beneath Macbeth "The top 1 percent of households globally own 43 percent of all personal wealth, while the bottom 50 percent own only 1 percent." ......Read the rest...

...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......Read the rest...

...The Rottweiler I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler Not unless I were prepped like a miler Seems a little inbreeding Done without heeding Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler The Saint ......Read the rest...

...He yelled he was hungry As he crashed through the door Stood there yelling and swaying On the billet room floor He demanded satisfaction But as no one wanted to fight He crashed back through th......Read the rest...

...I'd like to say merde pardon my French it means poop in English its s.........Read the rest...

... A mandate came out. Yes! NO MORE MUSIC FROM ANY SOURCE.. (This would not surprise me, of course) It had to be announced in the wobbly leader’s disgus......Read the rest...

... They sat home ordering luscious pizza. Some just drank cold beer or snorted pot. Nothing was “ really” going to happen! As they rode unicorns, this lost, hapless lot. Stoned efficaciousl......Read the rest...

...Fear Belongs in the Trash I no longer drive, I may have an accident. Nor do I walk, after all, I might fall down. I am brainwashed to believe, only the garbage news falling out of my TV......Read the rest...

...ENTROZ....PITTA PAW DITTY DEW DON'T SAY WHAT YOU GONNA DEW BENT- SEE WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW SIFFA DIF AND BANG AND FOLLOW GRIMMA WOMAN GRIND AND GIFT ENGAGEMENT RINGS AND THE CHOCOLATE SH$T. GIF......Read the rest...

...Once, a wise man, not enlightened and not an I-Don’t-Care-Man, came through the woods, thinking of the meaning of life. Suddenly, a Very-Scary-Black-Forest-Merde* appeared on the path. - I'll eat yo......Read the rest...

...IF ever I had a country : LII - LIII " How can the life of such a man Be in the palm of some fool's hand? To see him obviously framed Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in a land......Read the rest...

...Translation of Eric Mottram’s 1922 Section 1 by T. Wignesan for David Attoe Notre devise pourrait être: ‘que nous nous ne soyons pas envoûtés’ Wittgenstein in Zettel laissez pendre la ......Read the rest...

...RECIPE: “Poulet Roti” French Style – Le Chant Royal (Instalment 3) (Note: Rhyme scheme of “Le Chant Royal” where capital “E“stands for refrain, thus – Stanza: ababccddedE, Envoi: ddedE) STA......Read the rest...