Funny Mental Illness Poems

Funny Here and There Days

Some days i don't know what's wrong or right
What to think or what to do
I haven't got a blooming clue !

Chasing...

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Rants do not make great songs
Rosanne Barr I am sorry to say
not so great in a thong
when you sell no tickets
you have no show

Unless you...

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I sit in a full room, no one knows I am there, 
stuck in a corner, the place I have chosen, 
away from all focus...

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Manichaeus walked in sunlight with a lamp ~ looking for the moon's light...

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Fake transformation, 
You can 
Always laugh when you keep 
seeing  some people  
Who take loans 
To transform themselves. 
Imagine taking 
Loans to buy
Hair waves, 
Bleaching...

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It’s pretty funny, actually. 

How frantic I am. 

Opening every window. 

Turning on every fan.

As if that will dispel the anger in the air.

And drown...

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Fools'day 
When you mistakenly
                         take 
                         Medicines
                         Made 
                            for 
                             a 
                           Mad
                           Man 
                              or
                           Woman 
     
You will seem As 
  ...

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It’s a messed up world out there, we all got trauma 
Real question is, do you avoid the drama?
When someone tells you secrets, do you blab...

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Lately life's been tasting funny.
Like it's not quite right.
Like its gone bad or something....
Just a little bit off. 
And I think that I've developed a...

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Trippy hippie likes risky frisky.
Doing gambles of one's living....

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Love my folks, moreso love my tokes.
Although I ought to stop my jokes....

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Why does it feel like there's a fishbone 
stuck in my throat.
A large one at that, pointy but girthy
No banana, rice, apple, idli, peanut butter...

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Most people notice my sunny disposition,
 one that can cause blindness & irreparable skin damage.
They remark on the fact that all of my poetry
 is...

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Do I look like a clown
My hairs black 
My eyes brown
Do I look like a clown
My clock is stuck
My star is down
Do I look like...

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Suicide is a topic way too serious for jokes. 
Too awkward for many funny bone pokes. 
But Patch Addams was played on this tone. 
By...

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