Marmite Poems - Poems about Marmite

Soup Creek Toasts Marmite cocktails are delicious I've heard They are the hippest cocktails being served So to raise a toast Tell Jenna the host Mayor Tom's sure to be shaken and stirred. 6th September 2022...

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Dearest Marmite Man I await your response With Vege-mitey breath Or have you finally realised You are out of your mitey depth? Have you had a light bulb moment And seen the errors of your ways Thrown away your Mar-mud jar Happily eating Vegemite now …. Happy Days!!!...

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I know things have been quiet on the “ Mite-y Spread Front” But do not be dismayed Yeasty business brews in the Vegemite Camp That is all I have to say…. It will take some time to come to fruition But Marmite Man beware “Remember sleep with both eyes open” Always “yes” always….Be prepared!! Just a friendly reminder Sir Tom That we...

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The Marmite Man from Birmingham Is also called Tom Cunningham His Vegemite ban Produced from Japan Chocolate and banana jam...

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Marmite Man was enjoying breakfast, marmite on toast When the officer on the bridge shouted "it's the Aussie coast" The alarm for action stations sounded, men ran here and there It was time to flush out the rebel vixens cowering in their lair. Port Melbourne was the first target, the Vegemite factory A B52 bomber dropped its payload to inflict...

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Sir Tom aka Marmite Man It’s obvious you are the people’s choice “But do not” rest on your laurels As I too have a voice!! I’ve noticed when addressing the people There’s a recurring whinge of …“Deb broke the treaty” You need to toughen up Marmite Man Stop behaving like a precious sweetie! You write such powerful words Though empty words is all they...

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So Marmites great leader has spoken He finally came out of his jar His soldiers which are yet to be named Are travelling to our Aussie land afar Sir Tom states Vegemite is the poor mans Marmite That is not quite true It’s actually the other way around As Marmite is what you wipe of your shoe! Our bright yellow lids are...

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It's often been dubbed as the poor man's Marmite That substitute breakfast spread called Vegemite Vegemite vixens are now preparing to fight But they're onto a loser, Tom's ready to bite. His legions are heading for the land of the roo It will be the mother of all battles, I'm not kidding you Already hundreds of refugees are heading for the...

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Hello Marmite Man Vegemite Viking here Just enquiring Sir If you’ve yet to have a smear Of Vegemite…….! The mite is brewing In Down Under Land Remember, sleep with both eyes open Marmite Man……!...

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It’s dreadful, a disaster, it’s a terrible calamity Housewives going frantic for the thing they seek but cannot see Supermarket workers helping those who shout the most Try their best to find a jar of spread to spread on toast But all the angry faces glaring at the empty spaces Brought the staff to tears because there should be twenty...

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Marmite or Vegemite, which is the best? If you dont know then you won't pass the test One is a milder and lighter brown paste While the other is darker with a meatier taste So if you've not tried them please give them a go Or ask Deb or Tom and they'll let you know ;-) Dedicated to Tom Cunningham (Sir...

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Tommy’s battle is in the bulge. So much marmite in his pantry. Celebrating, he does indulge. Souper Choir laments in chantry. What is this edible cement? I’ve not the wherewithal to find. Is it a sin not to try? Hell-bent? To Tommy, I better be kind. I opened the black jar with the bright yellow lid for marmite cause and Tommy all I saw was...

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Hey Mister Tom Cunningham, You are definitely the man, Your poetic talents reaching far, Your taste buds tantalized by a Marmite jar!...

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Deb an Aussie girl swears by vegemite Now personally I don't think she's right She's got in her head It's the only spread But for me nothing on earth beats MARMITE Written 3rd January 2022 Dedicated to Deb....

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That marmite stuff I’ve never had: I’ve never had it in a jar. Never had it in a car. How could I? UK is so far! Not on land and not afloat, nor paired with cheese like from a goat. I haven’t had it in a kitchen using my old chef’s position. I haven’t had that stuff Marmite. I...

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