It's War, Marmite Versus Vegemite

Marmite Man was enjoying breakfast, marmite on toast
When the officer on the bridge shouted "it's the Aussie coast"
The alarm for action stations sounded, men ran here and there
It was time to flush out the rebel vixens cowering in their lair.

Port Melbourne was the first target, the Vegemite factory
A B52 bomber dropped its payload to inflict untold misery
The factory was obliterated ; the mission a success
All that was left was glass and bricks with a large gooey mess.

Their food supply now cut off they'd have no stomach to fight
But Marmite Man is generous and distributed marmite
Very soon white flags were everywhere, in every city and town
There was pockets of resistance but they were quickly put down.

Some rebel vixens were captured and exiled to Tasmania
The victorious Marmite empire  expanded taking in Australia
Meanwhile there's a manhunt for the Queen of Vegemite
With a generous reward of a thousand jars, of delicious Marmite.

Written 23rd February 2022.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022



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Date: 2/2/2023 6:14:00 PM
Wow, i miss all of these, Tom, love this war, although, being an ex-pat living in Australia, i love them both, on beard in stew, and a lovely kind of gravy, with a touch of mint, straight from the garden, the mint that is...Harry.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 2/3/2023 12:34:00 AM
Thank you very much Harry, I must admit I tried Vegimite on Debs recommendation but after 50 odd years of marmite she didn't manage to convert me lol. Hope you're feeling better now. Tom
Date: 3/11/2022 9:55:00 AM
Tom, I thoroughly enjoyed your piece from beginning to end, as well as your amazing metaphors. I apologize for missing much of your new and beautiful work but I am currently traveling and will return in a few days. I hope everything is going well for you.
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Date: 3/11/2022 2:44:00 PM
Thank you very much Lasaad, just a bit of banter between Deb and myself. Hope your having a good time on your travels and are keeping well. Tom
Date: 3/6/2022 9:04:00 PM
Beauty mate. A most enjoyable read that leaves a bite on my tongue.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/6/2022 10:43:00 PM
Thank you very much Scott, a but of banter between Deb and I. Glad you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 3/3/2022 7:09:00 AM
Lovely fun poem. At least not boring as with the many contests.
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Date: 3/3/2022 7:26:00 AM
Thank you very much Victor, we've decided to cease our 'war' because of what's happening in Ukraine. Tom
Date: 3/2/2022 8:36:00 PM
wow, you are really into this marmite stuff. I ought to do something like this for crunchy peanut butter vs. smooth or some other famous foods. Lots of fun, tom
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Date: 3/3/2022 12:13:00 AM
Lol you should Andrea, just a bit of fun, we're not doing anymore at the moment in light of what's happening in Ukraine with that mad dog Putin targeting innocent civilians. Tom
Date: 2/26/2022 5:26:00 AM
A great saga and a great episode of the story told in perfect creative wonderful and amusing poetry! Long Live the Marmite Empire! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 2/26/2022 7:00:00 AM
Thank you very much Jennifer, im light of what's going on in the world Deb and I have called a truce. Tom
Date: 2/25/2022 8:06:00 AM
Another great story, Tom. And Yes, the war goes on. I've never had Marmite, but I love applebutter. :)
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Date: 2/25/2022 12:10:00 PM
Thank you very much Eve, I love apples and I'm sure I'd love applebutter. Tom
Date: 2/25/2022 3:52:00 AM
What a battle Tom! I also not tried either so not sure for whom to vote , yet I really enjoy the ongoing saga! Happy Friday!
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Date: 2/25/2022 8:00:00 AM
Thank you very much Mike, glad you enjoyed the banter. Have a lovely weekend. Tom
Date: 2/24/2022 10:39:00 PM
What do I know? I'm a Yankee! Probably wouldn't like either one......Just sayin
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Date: 2/25/2022 7:59:00 AM
Lol thanks Timothy, if you like a savoury taste you'd like marmite. Tom
Date: 2/24/2022 7:34:00 PM
The war is on and on ! But the Marmites have obliterated the Vegemite into powder. What a smashing victory.....! The rebel vegemites captured should have been sent to some other country than Tasmania....Have mercy on them !.... :)
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Date: 2/24/2022 10:14:00 PM
Thank you Valsa, glad you enjoyed the humour, I'll have them all work in a marmite mine lol. Tom
Date: 2/24/2022 1:22:00 PM
The war runs on! Fun poems to read from you and Deb. Keep them coming. I can always use another good laugh. Well written with heavy dose of humor. Thanks for sharing your talent with us, Tom. A poet friend in Texas, Bill
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Date: 2/24/2022 2:01:00 PM
Thank you very much Bill, glad you enjoyed the banter, I'm waiting for Debs response. Tom
Date: 2/24/2022 10:41:00 AM
Entertaining war story so well narrated, my friend, Tom. God bless you.
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Date: 2/24/2022 1:22:00 PM
Thank you very much Demetrios, the Marmite versus Vegemite rivalry continues. Tom
Date: 2/24/2022 5:32:00 AM
You combine Marmite and humour very well, Tom:) enjoyed:)
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Date: 2/24/2022 7:04:00 AM
Thank you very much Jo, glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom
Date: 2/24/2022 2:28:00 AM
Haha...Enjoyed reading the Marmite vs Vegemite war Tom...Thanks for the humor...God bless...~ Ani
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Date: 2/24/2022 3:28:00 AM
Thank you very much Ani, Im pleased that you enjoyed the humour. Tom
Date: 2/24/2022 1:48:00 AM
This is like a combo pack! Humor and rivalry taking two ends of the log. Enjoyed it.
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Date: 2/24/2022 3:27:00 AM
Thank you very much Swetha, a bit of banter with Deb. Glad you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 2/23/2022 3:14:00 PM
Once the B52s are unleashed it’s usually game over Tom, you where certainly not lying about your arsenal, but it might get nastier still, I heard they have mustard gas at the ready if all else fails, great entertainment writing, cheers David
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Date: 2/24/2022 3:26:00 AM
Thank you very much David, I go in quick, hit em hard then put my feet up. Tom
Date: 2/23/2022 1:52:00 PM
Oh now, this is great! An exciting victory. Great story telling and photo to go with it. A fun read.. Write on my writer friend. :)
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Date: 2/23/2022 2:19:00 PM
Thank you very much Heidi, im pleased that you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 2/23/2022 12:52:00 PM
Very humorous and serious at the same time. I think we all need to get a jar of Marmite and Vegemite and put it to the test. May the best 'vite' win. :)Paulette
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Date: 2/23/2022 1:09:00 PM
Thank you very much Paulette, see comment to Milton, some stores in the US import it. Glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom
Date: 2/23/2022 11:48:00 AM
Awesome photo enhances your brilliant write Marmite man. Much enjoyed the humor and friendly rivalry. Signs of surrender are everywhere but it is just the calm before the storm. Excellent write, Tom.
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Date: 2/23/2022 1:08:00 PM
Thank you very much Vijay, a bit of photo trickery, had to download three pics then incorporate them into one, I have a lot of time on my hands lol, Glad you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 2/23/2022 11:44:00 AM
Oh heck, Tom. You did check to ensure that those Aussies haven’t got nukes di’nt ya? I mean… they eat Vegemite… I wouldn’t put anything past them.
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Date: 2/23/2022 1:06:00 PM
No worries Terry, they didn't get a chance to press the button lol. Tom
Date: 2/23/2022 11:34:00 AM
So, you've convinced me! I need to try out this marmite. Where can I get it here in the states? Does it come under another name? Peanut Butter or jam and jelly section?
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 2/23/2022 7:53:00 PM
Is Vegemite sweet, tart, sour, or acidic? Here's an opportunity for you to sell me on it. I'm already inclined to a jam or jelly-like concoction that is good on toast, as Tom says.
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Date: 2/23/2022 3:03:00 PM
And Vegemite Milton????
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Date: 2/23/2022 1:05:00 PM
Thank you very much Milton, I've read some companies in the US import it, if your local store has an international section you might find it there, not to be confused with Vegemite lol. Tom
Date: 2/23/2022 10:09:00 AM
Lol! Tom, I enjoyed your response to Deb's latest poem. Funny stuff. Have a nice day-Alexis
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Date: 2/23/2022 1:03:00 PM
Thank you very much Alexis, im happy you enjoyed the banter. Tom
Date: 2/23/2022 10:09:00 AM
Hello Tom - Hi. You truly do not have a shortage of words and how your place theme in a story and scene. I do not know how long it took to write and execute but it is well thought out in its entirety. I enjoyed the manhunt of the queen (smile). Thank you for sharing your talent. Have a wonderful night. Blessings always...
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Date: 2/23/2022 1:02:00 PM
Thank you very much Lisa, a bit of banter between Deb and me. She's warned me to sleep with both eyes open lol. Tom
Date: 2/23/2022 9:24:00 AM
The Queen will never be found….so Sir Tom remember what I’ve told you before“Beware and sleep with both eyes open”!,…..this battle is now just one on one Marmite Man just you and me! It may be silent for a while as I may lay low to gather my thoughts….but expect the unexpected Marmite Man! Vegemite Queen will return!
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Date: 2/23/2022 2:45:00 PM
Hehe….
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Date: 2/23/2022 10:09:00 AM
I hope you are on the move because your IP address is being tracked. Expect a visit from a predator drone. We'll find you, Bin Laden thought he was safe lol. Tom
Date: 2/23/2022 9:17:00 AM
Enjoyed from start to finish as well as your new photo! Well done! Aloha!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 2/25/2022 10:25:00 AM
Just saw that Marmite sells for $25.42 per 250G at Wal*Mart, so that shoud dampen sales, but Vegemite is not a competitor, as 55 out of 100 reviews diss it for changing the flavour to suit vegetarians. Aloha!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 2/23/2022 9:19:00 AM
Thank you very much Rico, waiting for Debs response now. Tom
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