So it was disinfectant after all, that's really bats,
the plan was simple - we can get rid of the democrats;
why didn't someone else think of that, perhaps they did,
but not good enough - only a one no-trump bid.
It opens a new wardrobe for future use,
bleach, turpentine, meths would all hang loose,
perhaps we could use Brasso for the *******,
or even grease from the lap-dancer's pole.
My mother had a cure for all ills, no pills,
Calamine, TCP, Lloyd's cream, pain it kills,
Milk of magnesia, germolene, Andrews for liver,
Benolyn cough mixture, if your throat starts to quiver.
She said: 'Get upstairs and wash yourself with disinfectant,'
now we can go further and use it as an expectorant.
Categories:
magnesia, community, dark, fear,
Form: Sonnet
Come along bathe by magnesia rustic seas
Where the soul wanders, sundered cliffs meet me
Thus at Tangy, mesmerizing sunsets reflect
Lighted silliest vessels change me
Shelter me from pain , till you feel me endlessly
Shower me with soft pillow satin kiss?
Azure lighted legend reveals my path to your being
Let me touch you in my lifetime
Pleasure me with each Egyptian remolded
I am but soft rain in the distance
Can you feel each appendage?
My beloved , our story
Ours consummates the elated runes of one such as you to me
Finding the key to true happiness is through heart
My soul kiss bound by all that is sacred and trust
You installed in me as the great battle occurs
The light will come I shall my love , breathe from my angel
Satin ribbons will carry me masterly to your side
Categories:
magnesia, romance,
Form: Free verse
Seems each time I visit my doc he recommends more pills for my health!
I'm not sure they're effective but this I know, they're depletin' my wealth!
And with all the side effects, I'm really concerned about my early doom!
"He expired from excessive medications!" might aptly be etched upon my tomb!
The list is endless - Diuretics, Beta Blockers, Nexium, Advil and Tylenol,
Alpha Blockers, Vitamin D, Zantac, Zocor, Micardis and a bit of Timolol,
Carisoprodol, Hydrocholorothiazide, Alphagan, Moltrin and Fosamax,
Hydroxyzine, Caltrate, Phillips Milk of Magnesia and some Atarax!
The black-box warnings say I could suffer everything from dehydration,
To blurred vision, dizziness, diahrea and a serious case of constipation!
My Pa seldom saw a doc and lived to the ripe old age of ninety-four!
He survived by sippin' SSS Blood Tonic and usin' horse linamint for
His aches and pains and other such stuff peddled by the Watkins Man!
I may toss the bottles and use his home-remedies to increase life's span!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Categories:
magnesia, funny,
Form: Couplet
PEPTO BISMOL said to her friend, "MLANTA's coming over, what should I serve?"
Her friend replied, "Perhaps your ANTACID would like a PRILOZEC salad, if she has ZANTAC
of her TUMS. If she's not hungry, you could take her to the MAAL OXspecially since you
need to get some new ROLAIDS for your car"
"Yes, but the GAS-X so costly! I don't know if I have enough PEPSID in my car to get there.
It LACTAID the last time I went to the store to get MILK OF MAGNESIA for PHILLIPS. And
what if the lunch GAVISON upset stomuch?"
"Well, you could TAGAMENT along for her, especially if she's BEANO...full of ALKA SELTZER!"
"That sounds crazy!" said PEPTO BISMOL.
"Well, IMMODIUM giving you some suggestions!"
Categories:
magnesia, funny, health, imagination
Form: Narrative
Rabies Baby
Diseased old Granny
Fossilized Daddy
Traumatized Mommy
Hysterical Brother
Angry in-law nephew
Tobacco niece
Stove Top Cheetah pets
minus the complexity tonight
These individuals are lost
in a archaic sight
Frightened few are forever damned
in thy World without guide's wisdom in hand
Misery is behind every statue of our populace represented
How much can the Lord tolerate the misuse of his Kingdom
Toupee warheads
Minutemen granades
Politicians 2006
A milk of soured magnesia
It would not be bitter sweet
Many an honest Harry would contest
laying down their candidacy in an agony of defeat
Why
When
and a simple explanation to why we suffer down here
The Parents that raised me wanted to baptize
A silent voice came and whispered:
"He is not ready yet to see beyond those Eyes!"
Angels
Jesus
His Majesty too
do peer into the presence of our Rot but without Fear
moments
Scattered
I am 36
But no longer mattered
See you when we've finally reached the open door
Open it quietly
It is Heaven,forever-more
Categories:
magnesia, death, introspection, life, loss,
Form: I do not know?