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Funny Lust Poems

These Funny Lust poems are examples of Lust poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Lust Funny poems written by international poets.

When Undies Go
Easing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty

With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear...

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Categories: lust, appreciation, beautiful, body, funny

Premium Member Snow White
Snow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
	she snoozed quite a while
	he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...

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Categories: lust, fruit, funny, humorous, kiss,

Premium Member The Function of Each Body Part
Cheeks were meant for kissing
Hands were meant for holding
Ears were meant for listening
Arms were meant for enfolding

Eyes were meant for ogling
Mouths were meant for stuffing

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Categories: funny, humorous, joy, lust,

Push and Pull
It’s funny how I suddenly felt extremely beautiful after they constantly mentioned it.
It’s funny how I am extremely happy after I’ve talked to them for...

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Categories: lust, black love, crush, heart,

Premium Member Love To Love
Lip-locked lust.
Bust to bust.
Eye to eye.
Thigh to thigh.

Twice a week.
Cheek to cheek.
Nose to nose.
Toes to toes.

Not a peep.
Sleep to sleep.
Back to back.
Crack to crack....

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Categories: lust, desire, funny love, kiss,

Jenny and Lenny
This is about Lenny and Jenny,
Whose love had begun with no Penny
But Jenny's songs all about Lenny,
Thousands ready to swear 'uncanny',
Not excluded Miss Jenny's Granny,

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Categories: character, crush, cry, lust,

Ashtray's Mistakes
--Ashtray's Mistakes--

Prehistoric defibrillating battlegrounds. The memorial, obviously unpleasant.

Entrapped in the know how, detrimental reimbursement.

Sundried; like the corpse of a moon bridge, fading away.

Tinfoil hats do...

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Categories: lust, anger, freedom, how i

Premium Member Le Cretin Amoureux De Jacques Prevert
L’amoureux brindezingue dit non avec la tète
Le cerveau fort agité amèrement s’embête
Pendant qu’il dit oui avec le cœur enflammé
D’un amour incertain, embaumé et emmitouflé
Oh !...

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Categories: lust, funny love, heartbreak, inspirational

Premium Member The Old Man With a Heart Throb
There once was an old man named Bob
Who had a terrible heart throb

When in walked the nurse
She only made it worse

Cause she said, “I’m the...

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Categories: lust, body, fear, funny, heart,

Premium Member Its a Date
I had a date (not a great date but a date)! Could our covid nightmare be ending? 

An actual one-on-one date - can you imagine?...

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Categories: lust, 12th grade, confidence, confusion,

Premium Member I Try To Resist
                   Feasting  famished,


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Categories: food, funny, lust,

Gee Golly
The woman with the Caucasian phrases never ceases to amaze this f***ng guy.
He is a malcontent who's own personal discontent leaves an empty void needing...

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Categories: lust, betrayal, crush, deep, feelings,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: lust, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member I Want You
Eyes meet-lick lips-look away-send a note over
Date Written: 8/24/2020...

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Categories: humorous, joy, love, lust,

Premium Member Love Or Lust
L ove you everyday                     ...

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Categories: lust, love, smile, together, true