Funny Lust Poems
These Funny Lust poems are examples of Lust poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Lust Funny poems written by international poets.
There once was a young man from SzechwanThere once was a young man from Szechwan,
who thought his dick looked like a pecan.
He met a cutie named Butts,
who was hankering for nuts,
so he...
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funny, humorous, lust, rude,
Words fell silentHer marital ring gleamed on her left hand,
Yet lust was what she had carefully planned.
Her beauty, stunning, left me wanting more,
But lechery weighed heavy at...
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lust, beauty, confusion, desire, funny
Drinking infidelityStunning beauty her face really was!
She was shaped more like a lovely vase.
Never for a one night stand!
Booze brewed my sins in bare hands!
Beer dragged...
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lust, confusion, funny love, jealousy,
Swiss CheeseMy heart is now
Like Swiss cheese
He loves me not
Yet he loves me deep
Teal eyes don’t deny
He’s only a horse
Any hippie chick can ride
He is...
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lust, animal, funny love, how
Captain Nemo,Captain Nemo,
I; Captain Nemo from the silent darkness of the deep search for a rare lost treasure that vanished so very long ago.
Keenly my periscope...
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lust, cool, crazy, fantasy, imagery,
An Alliterative Pursuit Of A LoverAn Alliterative Pursuit Of A Lover
I will firstly frankly forwardly forthrightly fastidiously befriend you.
Then I will completely correctly courteously candidly chastely court you.
Then whencesoever I...
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desire, friendship, funny, lust,
IronyIt’s funny, I think.
We had the talk.
I wrote about it
But the words never fit.
Still, I wrote.
Just to remember
As much as I could.
It’s funny because…
You said...
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lust, addiction, crush, emotions, feelings,
When Undies GoEasing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty
With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear...
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lust, appreciation, beautiful, body, funny
Snow WhiteSnow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
she snoozed quite a while
he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...
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lust, fruit, funny, humorous, kiss,
The Function of Each Body PartCheeks were meant for kissing
Hands were meant for holding
Ears were meant for listening
Arms were meant for enfolding
Eyes were meant for ogling
Mouths were meant for stuffing
Hair...
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funny, humorous, joy, lust,
Push and PullIt’s funny how I suddenly felt extremely beautiful after they constantly mentioned it.
It’s funny how I am extremely happy after I’ve talked to them for...
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lust, black love, crush, heart,
Love To LoveLip-locked lust.
Bust to bust.
Eye to eye.
Thigh to thigh.
Twice a week.
Cheek to cheek.
Nose to nose.
Toes to toes.
Not a peep.
Sleep to sleep.
Back to back.
Crack to crack....
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lust, desire, funny love, kiss,
Jenny and LennyThis is about Lenny and Jenny,
Whose love had begun with no Penny
But Jenny's songs all about Lenny,
Thousands ready to swear 'uncanny',
Not excluded Miss Jenny's Granny,
Who...
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character, crush, cry, lust,
Le Cretin Amoureux De Jacques PrevertL’amoureux brindezingue dit non avec la tète
Le cerveau fort agité amèrement s’embête
Pendant qu’il dit oui avec le cœur enflammé
D’un amour incertain, embaumé et emmitouflé
Oh !...
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lust, funny love, heartbreak, inspirational
Its a DateI had a date (not a great date but a date)! Could our covid nightmare be ending?
An actual one-on-one date - can you imagine?...
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lust, 12th grade, confidence, confusion,