Humorous Love Hurts Poems

A single rose he gave to me
as sweet a gesture as could be.
	My roommate grinned with guile
	as she tried to hide her smile. 
Eleven roses,...

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On
tiptoe,
I slink to
the open door
planning my escape.
Just as I make my sprint
for the outside, I am stopped
and scolded for my brash attempt.
Fates! Why must I...

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Her gentle features, delicate 
                    ...

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Tun nay aisa laund diya
Meri fat gai meray piya....

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Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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I wonder if she thinks of me
Does she see my body in her mind
Like I see hers wrapped around me
Does she taste me on her...

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A harpist sent a note
That felt rather sharp.
It left me feeling flat
As a worn-out tune.

Out of rhythm and sync;
Too lento to make the play,
I lacked...

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~Kuz Ima little bit of reckless
And a bit of a pervert 
Sometimes I drink to much
And you end up hurt~

Yeah

But I hope you know I...

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There’s one special moment during your day, 
When you can be honest and open and true,
And that’s the moment after you roll, 
With your one...

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Bathory, Bathory
Come take a bath with me
I hear it's a cure for asthma.

Bathory, Bathory
Please scrub my back for me
And do not pee in the plasma.

Bathory,...

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the shadows of hope grow taller
on the fields of yearning souls
gently surrendering to destiny
as a bright night softly falls...

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Me and my mistress are always on and off
We leave each other many times, but we go back again
This makes me doubt if we were...

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Times like this,
I sway in the playground of my mood;
Falling into a melancholic digress.

Hovering over me,
Are misty dews of pessimism.

"How knowledgeable is he
That cannot read...

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Oh mistress mine
Oh love so fine
Let my lovely wife
For my life
Not find 
Thee out...

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