Interesting

There’s one special moment during your day, When you can be honest and open and true, And that’s the moment after you roll, With your one special lover and you, And your words should be coated with honey filled love, And then luxuriantly spread, But in that moment with peace in your heart, This is what you might whisper instead, “Do you still have that concentrate mouthwash, I think you should go to the doc, And where’s the closest taxi rank, And I hear you’ve been ‘round the block,” Also, “I think the condom I used just broke, And what was your name again,” Just beware, you should not say this, Between you and your most intimate friend.