Lose Weight Poems - Poems about Lose Weight

If I gave up Sugar

...If I gave up sugar
would I crave more salt?
Filling up my diet with potato chips and French fries?

If I gave up sugar
would the enamel grow back on my teeth
Would my missing teeth grow back?
...

Gains From Running

...Rose, this time I'm too fat
Let's run with me in the morning
While there is not yet the sunrise
Let's go to the oval and run.

Let's get up and ride a bike with me
Have the same bike, ride the ...

A 98-Pound Weakling

...
A burger with fries that are fit for a king
 That's not gonna lose weight you big ding a-ling
For a slimmer bod
Give a negative nod
No junk food, you'll be a 98 pound weakling
...

Skelton Thin

...

Well tickle me bum and call me Lucy
Got really great news pay attention it's juicy
Seems to lose weight
All you need do is wait
Eventually you'll be skeleton thin quite spooky<>

In Spring

...In Spring

In spring water troughs 
fart all the 
musical notes, butterflies go to 
Collage school, four-leaf clovers babysit 
bulldogs, placemats collect bits of 
string to 
make balls, lich...

outside my window

...Outside my window are voices that speak in the direction I am looking. They are trying to convince me of something. They argue and cajole, they laugh and admonish. Sometimes they threaten. They tell ...

If you come back now

...If you come back now
You will make my day
Dear Father
Because I am always
Worrying too much about me
My Father
I also worry about my health
Constantly
I want to improve my health
I still go ...

To Good Health

...Jack Sprat and wife Mary, lived in a glory of lemony, chiffon days;
Like maroon birds keep on singing, until the sunset, orange phase.

They were comfy and happy, like a picnic in lavish, ...

Lose Weight Tool

...Use exercise tool
To lose belly using
A roller shoe glide....

The New You

...Let's weigh in on all the people out there trying to lose weight
The makeup of our bodies we have had a long time to create
If it is easy to shed those unwanted pounds the task would be simple to d...

Strange But True

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A person uses about 57 sheets of toilet paper a day!
Holy crap! That sure is a lotta trees
There are 58 million dogs living in the U.S. they say
But NONE are cuter than our Annie, I beli...

Just Think of It

...
  I can talk to my brother 10,000 miles away
    Make conference calls from Beijing to Monterrey

  Warm up my car from the comfort of home
    Attend a ballgame in the rain under a dome

  M...

New Year's Resolution

...NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION 

What is the fuzz about?
Ah, yes! New Years’ resolution.
Say, what? New Year’s resolution?
Are you going to make one again?

It would only be good for a week, a month
m...

I hate People who Can Diet

...some people diet
It works for them
I despise them

I have to starve myself to lose weight
One time I lost sixty-four pounds
After a year of eating only lettuce
and drinking only water

I sto...

Beard

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I once sported a manly beard,
a beastly beard had I.
But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn,
while my lady cheered,
she chopped it off, and while the cows mockingly mooed,
I quietly cried....

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