Lose Weight Poems - Poems about Lose Weight

... A person uses about 57 sheets of toilet paper a day! Holy crap! That sure is a lotta trees There are 58 million dogs living in the U.S. they say But NONE are cuter than our Annie, I beli......Read the rest...

... I can talk to my brother 10,000 miles away Make conference calls from Beijing to Monterrey Warm up my car from the comfort of home Attend a ballgame in the rain under a dome M......Read the rest...

...NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION What is the fuzz about? Ah, yes! New Years’ resolution. Say, what? New Year’s resolution? Are you going to make one again? It would only be good for a week, a month m......Read the rest...

...some people diet It works for them I despise them I have to starve myself to lose weight One time I lost sixty-four pounds After a year of eating only lettuce and drinking only water I sto......Read the rest...

... I once sported a manly beard, a beastly beard had I. But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn, while my lady cheered, she chopped it off, and while the cows mockingly mooed, I quietly cried.......Read the rest...

...The cheesecake in the bakery I want to devour, dag-gone my crumbling willpower! It's cherry topping so high, makes me want to cry. I walk on past the candy aisle, and gaze at the cereal shelves ......Read the rest...

...EPIGRAMS IV Improve yourself by others' writings, attaining freely what they purchased at the expense of experience. —Socrates, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch I didn’t me......Read the rest...

...You are challenging to keep up with  Mr. Stone,    Yep??    Was it difficult to lose weight     Since your rolling stone success?      Yep?      Since you came rock bot......Read the rest...

...Wait please! I was waiting to lose Weight. Come please! She was coming from Coma. Go please! He was going to Goma. Do  please! She  did   well at Donga Eat please! He was eating  ......Read the rest...

...Ella was an old woman Who wanted to learn to skip She held tightly to the rope So she would not lose her grip Tossing the rope over her head That's when everything went awry Her face went ext......Read the rest...

...When I look in the mirror, I see my pretty face, with spots and wrinkles I have not tried to erase. Fine lines, creases and years of smile lines too, I am getting older, not youthful, time can be ......Read the rest...

...I tell you now the things I’m guilty of. Too fond of food and having fun am I! Watching movies all day long I love, and also eating’s such a joy. Oh my! I used to eat as if there were no end t......Read the rest...

...Breast of roses where her femininity used to be. A scent of blossoms milled out by mastectomy. The clippings praise and curse at the same time. Her petals falling, weeping, assaulted, past......Read the rest...

...I used to like barbells, enjoyed pumping iron, my Nautilus* gym was one happy environ. Those posters of 6-packs and marbled biceps inspired me to start counting carbs, pounds, and reps. M......Read the rest...

...don't give in to temptation this week anticipation is half the fun its easy to suffer in silence if they know you are suffering seek advice for a difficult problem why should you take all the bl......Read the rest...