Long Whack Poems
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At the Footbridge - Limerick Collaboration
At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his erection
For his love life it was a massive blow
To the hospital fled poor...
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Categories:
whack, betrayal, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
CRIME BOSS CIRO GARGANO ORGANIZED CRIME ABUSE OF POWER HOSANA IN THE HIGHIEST
AFTER THE HIT ON MY LIFE MY LIFE CHANGED IN AN INSTANT A CICERO CAR BOMB IGNITED MY FACE IT WAS MEANT TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT THROUGH MY EYE BALL GARGANO HAD EVER THING...
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Categories:
whack, allah,
Form:
Naat
Divine Comedy Translation Canto Xii
Was the place where we climbing down the bank
Then arrived, alpine and, for what was there
Such as, that any eyesight would be shrank.
Similar to landslide that in side bare
Before Trento the Adige just smote,
Or for...
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Categories:
whack, fantasy, universe,
Form:
Terza Rima
Bionic Betty: Another True Tale From the Mental Ward
Betty was bonafide crazy. She had shot her husband after a night of drunken quarreling, and was in the state mental hospital instead of being in the slammer. She'd shot the louse in the stomach...
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Categories:
whack, crazy, woman,
Form:
Narrative
I Wait With Bated Breath For C Cure T Clarence
I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence
The following crafted
approximately midway
into the administration
of forty fifth president,
whose crass, gutsy, lewd,
repulsive yawping finds
him squarely poised to
nab the nomination as
Republican front runner
come the...
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Categories:
whack, america, anxiety, appreciation, character, confidence, fate, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Chicken Soup Farm
Relationships are like farming,
if you don't plant the seed,
you'll have no crop to harvest.
Rumi (M. Mafi, trans.)
Investing is like farming,
if you don't play the game,
you'll have no winnings.
Economics is like farming,
if you don't play this...
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Categories:
whack, earth, earth day, nature, philosophy, power, religion,
Form:
Free verse
Donald Mark and James Francis
MARILYN HOLDING ON TO
MEMORIES THROUGH ASHES
REMEMERING THE LOST DONATE
BONE MARROW SHORE CLAIR MICHIGAN
MY PRAYERS ARE WITH YOU PLEASE
STOP THREATENING MY LIFE
I CAN'T IMAGINE AFTER ALL THESE
YEARS RIVERSIDE DRIVE...
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Categories:
whack, allah,
Form:
Lento
Anything For a Laugh
I’ve always been a prankster and a lover of a joke.
I love to see the puzzled look on an unsuspecting bloke,
when he looks around and lifts his hat - totally confused.
Some take a joke for...
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Categories:
whack, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Recollections of a Reckless Youth
Warning: Mature themes, though at the time.
Recollections of a...
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Categories:
whack, life,
Form:
I do not know?
The very abridged version recounting untold tragicomic storied life of Matthew Scott Harris
The very abridged version recounting untold tragicomic storied life of Matthew Scott Harris
I led a boring life.
The end.
All joking aside, now the epilogue.
As a bookish fellow born January 13th,1959
he attended school and got promoted
as a...
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Categories:
whack, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Free verse
Ink Roached Infestation Didst Derive Within Mice Elf
Ink roached infestation didst derive within mice elf
Minor emendations to following
just posted verse
oversight to correct dissatisfaction,
yours truly I do curse
ah... methinks if hands of time
can be made to go in reverse
a more exemplary version
to...
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Categories:
whack, absence, adventure, age, birth, creation, family, history,
Form:
Rhyme
Noticed Your Tribulations -Part 2-
Hm, well, I see you need to give yourself a lot more credit
Than you give yourself daily – you’re modest, I do admit
You have a witty and clever side in you deep down
What about...
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Categories:
whack, appreciation, beautiful, dedication, emotions, encouraging, endurance, pain,
Form:
Free verse
Finn, Me and Mcgee
Me un Finn came 'round
In what did we found
The Pub, wid a very large lock
Aye keep the key where no one cann see
Said our find mate, Erik McJock
So, let us awl in, out spurted...
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Categories:
whack, ireland,
Form:
Ballad
Oliver, a Boy Part 2
Welcome back my weary friends
I promise you this story ends
But not before your time flies through
A tale with a horse or two...
On streets of cobblestone and gray
Where beggars sleep and orphans play
The aged, sick and...
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Categories:
whack, england,
Form:
Epic
For some enchanted evenings
For some enchanted evenings...
The following scenario imagined
after the hoopla of
Democratic National Convention miracle workers
Kamala Harris and Tim Walz
trumpeted politically wholesome zeal,
and achieved advancement
propelling them ahead
in the race to the White House.
Unlike the hangdog expression of...
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Categories:
whack, america, angst, anti bullying, anxiety, beautiful, encouraging,
Form:
Rhyme
Coronavirus Microbe Covid19 Begat
Coronavirus microbe (COVID-19) begat...
heebie jeebies couple months before March 15th, 2020
More'n three hundred and sixty six days ago,
a pandemic did devastatingly blow
across the webbed wide world
dark shadows spelled glow
bull horror seeds of hell show
did terrify...
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Categories:
whack, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, anniversary,
Form:
Rhyme
Ink Roached Infestation Didst Derive Within Mice Elf
Ink roached infestation didst derive within mice elf
Thus writer of these words
forever mus lee experiencing
craving to eat cheese,
a milk product
eternally preserved within
annals, chronicles, epistles,
et cetera of human civilization
and it's discontents...
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Categories:
whack, adventure, america, angst, anxiety, crush, environment, hate,
Form:
Free verse
The Antics of a Yoyo Thief
The Antics Of A Yoyo Thief
Potential life of as juvenile delinquent
(ala bam mean future streetwise thug)
stopped dead in the tracks – manacles
the above two lines hopefully gives hint
nearly changing changing life of one boy
an undersized...
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Categories:
whack, 5th grade, 6th grade, adventure, angel, anxiety,
Form:
Rhyme
Seal fin de siecle with unheard celebration
Seal fin de siècle with unheard celebration
though two thousand nine hundred
will be here in seventy five years,
a mere blink of the eye
never to early
to think about fêted occasion
which marks the beginning
of the 22nd century.
if not...
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Categories:
whack, america, anniversary, betrayal, cry, dark, environment, farewell,
Form:
Free verse
Not Another Nightmare
Horror squeezes my chest like pliers on a straw ...
There - out there in the black,
Something moved ... again ...
Just briefly, a flash of pale in the ink,
But enough so I knew it was real.
I...
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Categories:
whack, fear, horror, mystery, night,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
The Ballad of Bunnie and Claude
Author's note: This is not intentionally a historical piece, dear readers, but I thought I should probably add a bit of background info primarily for the benefit of my more international friends and colleagues on...
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Categories:
whack, humor,
Form:
Ballad
Lima Describe How Yours Truly Went Peru Zing
Lima describe how yours truly went Peru zing...
thru truckloads of his personal communiqués broadcast
(methinks quite some years ago) across world wide web,
but now still smarting from selfishness, I feel quite aghast.
Yes practically every word
needs be...
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Categories:
whack, absence, conflict, emotions, family, heartbroken, horror, integrity,
Form:
Rhyme
At the Mercy of Interminable Anticipatory Anxiety, Hence
At the mercy of interminable anticipatory anxiety, hence...
viz hitted courtesy debilitating
one after another panic attack
analogous being bombarded with flak
worse fate then death
or being tortured on the rack,
no mortal experience compares
regarding psychological paralysis
just ask...
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Categories:
whack, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Rhyme
Coronavirus Microbe Covid 19
Coronavirus microbe (COVID-19)
(alternately titled: yours truly doth mutter
asthma bowled dug gutter
pin yon hated chap strikingly and gently weeps,
whereby melts milquetoast like butter.)
Aye reckon eyes aforementioned
entitled microscopic organism
doth strain credulity threatening
Homo sapiens...
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Categories:
whack, 11th grade, 12th grade, beautiful, husband, leadership,
Form:
Free verse
True Fake Story of a Vita Man Junky
True "FAKE" Story Of A Vita Man Junky
(any resemblance between this poem,
and living persons...iz purely coincidental.)
Ruthlessly abuzz in my mind
loosed another idea
for a poem asper
(wren)...
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Categories:
whack, 12th grade, 9th grade, magic, men, smart,
Form:
Dramatic Verse