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He's Out of My Life

LOOSELY BASED ON THE MICHAEL JACKSON SONG SHE’S OUT OF MY LIFE

He’s out of my life
Because he’s got a wife
And I don’t know whether to laugh or cry
If I see him now I’d whack him in the eye
But if I had a knife
I’d pass it on to his wife

He would hold my hands
We’d make love on the sands
To think for two years he was here
He had the best of both worlds now he lives in fear
So I better not expand
Or I’ll soon be on remand!

So I’ve learned that I’m not his possession
And I’ve learned that this guy I hate
Now he’s gone and I’ve got depression
But I’ve learned too late

He's out of my life
Gone back to his wife
Guess I loved him but found out he lied
If I get my hands on him I’ll end up inside
And it cuts like a knife
But the rat is out of my life

Jan Allison
10th August 2014

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James Fraser Date: 11/28/2014 4:52:00 PM More than a thread of truth, so well written, James..............., Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/28/2014 4:55:00 PM Oh I'd forgotten all about this one James - oh it made me smile lol:-) Hugs jan xxx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 10/13/2014 8:01:00 AM This is a lot of fun have you ever recorded it with the music or got someone else to sing it. Wouldn't that be fun. A blast from the past. I am going to fav it to pop in on it occasionally. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/13/2014 10:31:00 AM I do worry where my muse takes me sometimes Maurice - I heard MJ on the radio and next thing this appeared - I think it would be hilarious to record it - do a Weird Al Yankovic with it - was a fun write. Thanks for dropping by I am so glad its on the home page along with your poem at least we get a second bit of the cherry!!! I've seen your comment about cherries lol couldn't resist that one:-) hugs jan xxx

Robin Davis Date: 8/12/2014 9:45:00 PM Jan This is too funny. I know a lot of women in this world that would love to do the things in this poem. LOL Thank you for the nice comment on my Christmas footle. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/13/2014 3:36:00 AM LOL Robin its all tongue in cheek but it fits the lyrics of the song so nicely I couldn't resist LOL :-) Hugs Jan xxxx

Teddy Kimathi Date: 8/12/2014 4:19:00 AM Lol. He will sure regret it if he reads your poem; it cuts more than a knife..... Great write! ^_^ Login to Reply Teddy Kimathi Date: 8/12/2014 8:14:00 AM Lol. Mine too; it was inspired by the classics blues song, "Secret Lovers". Jan Allison Date: 8/12/2014 4:43:00 AM Its not written from personal experience I was listening to the song and thought I'd change it to a different perspective LOL:-) Hugs jan xxx

Sasha Maharaj Date: 8/11/2014 5:37:00 AM hahaha love it.. i know a few people this needs to be sent to lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/11/2014 5:50:00 AM LOL Sasha - I love listening to music and get inspired by the lyrics and i couldn't resist rewriting this song:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Country Girl48 Date: 8/10/2014 6:22:00 PM I absolutely love this, Jan. I feel the same way about my ex. Very good write! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/10/2014 6:25:00 PM It's just a tongue in cheek write based on the lyrics but boy wouldn't revenge be sweet:-) Hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance Date: 8/10/2014 5:25:00 PM Hahaha great! Some men, what are we gonna do, can't live with them, can't live without them, just gotta tell on them with their wives then... great song sweetie. :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/10/2014 5:29:00 PM Thanks Casarah and revenge would be so so sweet LOL. Had fun writing this tongue in cheek ditty:-) hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/10/2014 5:21:00 PM I love the part about the knife! Yeah, whack that guy in the eye. The bloody rat. fun slam poem from ya, jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/10/2014 5:27:00 PM I was listening to MJ and wondered if i could write the poem from a different angle - think its better than the original LOL:-) Hugs jan xxx

Jslambert Mister Roboto Date: 8/10/2014 3:56:00 PM WuuuuHOOO, SHamOE! HUUU.. Twist Moonwwalk, Grab crotch...HOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hello! MJ....Making love in the sand, Givin' a phony Gerbroni the boot,,,This one's got it all. Love me some King Of POP. I don't tell too many people this but back in '04 I met Michael, while working at Planet Hollywood in Orlando Florida. It was a triP indeed, Much like your WoW-ing poet TreeZ!~ Keep your head up, Quill on, and Eyes open, either a dude keeps love real, or he dies smokin'!~JoeY Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/10/2014 4:08:00 PM Thanks for the most awesome comment Mr Roboto - its purely a tongue in cheek write but I had fun with it. Lucky you meeting MJ guess he is making sweet music in heaven but has left us with a legacy of his music forever:-)

Tim Smith Date: 8/10/2014 3:04:00 PM Lol.....love it Jan.....exterminate the rat :)....hugs Tim Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 8/10/2014 3:15:00 PM No just out playing mini golf....the tongue in cheek was obvious....hugs Jan Allison Date: 8/10/2014 3:11:00 PM Phew glad you found it funny Tim was worried I'd had no comments - will add humour to the categories as its a total tongue in cheek take on the song i was listening too:-) Hugs Jan xx