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Inspection Took Place February 17th, 2023
Inspection took place February 17th, 2023...

At 1330 hours (indicated
courtesy notification slipped under door
less than twenty four hours)
hence foretold ill fate
by property (crooks and quade) management
the head honcho zaftig, wanker,
(who replaced the warden)

and Rich (BOLD FACE...

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Categories: wanker, adventure, america, anger, anniversary, anxiety, crush, fate,
Form: Free verse



Contact
Contact 

Standing in a field, camera in my hand,
Scanning misty pines, haloed hill so grand.
Many miles I've traversed, now lost all sense of time,
Morning dew underfoot, dappled light is sublime.
The green plants of this earth,...

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Categories: wanker, men, perspective, spiritual, symbolism, travel, universe,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member 'Tiny Bawb' Always Wins His Fights
‘Tiny’ Bawb Always Wins His Fights -

   (in “Phonetically-Edited" Rhyme - for my Brit and Ausie Mites) 
 


Just before the Ausie, ‘Tiny’ Bawb, commenced to swingin’...tryin’ to knock the hooter off o’...

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Categories: wanker, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Holiday Banking In a Support Bubble
If you are in the support bubble 
You can go out not being considered trouble 
Whining and dining 
No worries for fining 
But what happens if your relationship is declining 
Could you end up behind...

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Categories: wanker, community, england, holiday, london, lonely, peace, social,
Form: Rhyme
The Dog Is Talking
the numbers were in and it didn't look pretty
you people surrender your minds so easily
they dumb you down and you know it
they dumb you down and you let them
but it wasn’t coercion either
basically we have...

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Categories: wanker, how i feel,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Our Peg
Absolute is her adorable attitude,
blessed and bestowed with a burning benignity,
city girl caught within life’s calamitousness,
darling to all that dare dote upon her. Naked!

Economize, be efficient, enthuse she must,
Fight! For her felicity. Feel! For those...

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Categories: wanker, life, sad,
Form: Alliteration
Booted
Booted 
The boss was a real ing wanker who abused his position
Now he’s got the golden boot and is no longer there
But he goes to the company cark park to see his lieutenant
Who is just...

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Categories: wanker, abuse, feelings, humor, mental health, work,
Form: Verse
My Life Is For You
My life is for love but I hate my life,
To give everyone what they need just gets me in strife.
I love to help and make you happy,
But I ignore my needs, I feel like the...

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© Jon Marsh  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: wanker, lifelife, love,
Form: Rhyme
Stupid
The world is filled
With those who kill
With God's name on their lips
Oh how morally ill,
Be he Buddah, Christ, Mohammed,
Krishna, no matter what the name,
What you have done, is totally insane

You wanker, you fool,
You kIll for...

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© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: wanker, death, history, war,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Dear Wanker
I’m not always sure what to do
But, I’m good with words, so I wrote this for you
Your heart is a stone, its rough and dark
And deep in that rock is a hole
That hole is where...

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Categories: wanker, anxiety, bullying,
Form: Free verse
Peace Profit
Peace Profit
Made in a country near you
Things to do a job
What type of job?

To heal to kill to create to destroy
All in the ACME factory
Ready steady go get to work!
Fulfil your shift

Do your quota
Finish the...

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Categories: wanker, career, money, western, work,
Form: Verse

Book: Shattered Sighs