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President Trump International Fire Chief

Our dear leader
Our favorite President
President Trump
Once again

Interjected himself
Into areas that he knows nothing about
Making a fool of himself 
In the process

Why does he do this?
Time after time
Talking nonsense
It is because

He is the smartest man
In the universe
Knows more than anyone else
And so he feels

He has to comment
On everything
Under the sun
And then some more

Even when he 
Does not know 
What he is talking about
So painful to watch such a fool

Mark Twain had sage advice
If you want people to think 
You are a fool
Open your mouth 
and remove all doubt

In the midst 
Of the devastating Paris Norte Dame Fire
He tweeted 

“So horrible to watch the massive fire 
at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris,”

“Perhaps flying water tankers 
could be used to put it out. 
Must act quickly!”

Later, Mr. Obvious noted, 

They’re having a terrible, 
terrible fire,” 

Mr Trump later told reporters. 

“It looks like it’s burning to the ground.”

The French were not amused
By the unwanted advice
By the fire fighter in chief 

France’s civil defense agency, 
Sécurité Civile, tweeted — 
once in French 
and once in English 
— less than two hours after Mr Trump 

sent his tweet 
and appeared 
to directly respond to the US president.

“Helicopter or aeroplane, 
the weight of the water 
and the intensity of the drop 
at low altitude 

could indeed weaken 
the structure of Notre Dame 
and result in collateral damage 
to the buildings in the vicinity,” 

the agency wrote in French.
And despite never posting updates in English, 
the agency then sent out a second tweet.

Hundreds of firemen of the Paris Fire Brigade are doing everything they can to bring the terrible #NotreDame fire under control. All means are being used, except for water-bombing aircrafts which, if used, could lead to the collapse of the entire structure of the cathedral.
— Sécurité Civile Fr (@SecCivileFrance) April 15, 2019

And the French provided
This helpful advice 
To the Fire Fighter in chief

When California burned 
you did not seem to be a fire expert.
 Please, shut up. 
It is a tragic moment 
for the cultural heritage of humanity.
 
april 17 poem for April Month of Poetry Challenge see Writers Digest, All Poetry and my blog, https://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com for the rest
© Jake Aller  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Concrete


Premium Member Never A Gain

I’ve been asked to explain the words ‘Never A Gain’!
So I’ll limn it here plain, all that’s ‘Never A Gain’:

                              Death, destruction and pain define Never A Gain,
                              like a pale hurricane, warfare’s Never A Gain,
                              often wars steal terrain, simply Never A Gain,
                              even wars on the wane, really Never A Gain,
                              over ten million slain, frankly Never A Gain.

                              Although diplomats feign (pretend’s Never A Gain) 
                              and abuse might and main (yes, still Never A Gain),
                              trying tricks and chicane achieves Never A Gain.

                              Where the children have lain, holes are Never A Gain,
                              limber limbs torn in twain, doubly Never A Gain,
                              living famine, mundane, by God Never A Gain;
                              warriors say it’s humane though there’s Never A Gain.

                              Army hordes raising Cain bring back Never A Gain,
                              bloody battles, though vain, produce Never A Gain,
                              whether guns or cocaine, shots wreak Never A Gain;
                              though the dead don’t complain, dying’s Never A Gain.

                              Atom bombs from a plane bestow Never A Gain,
                              lethal neutrons a flame beget Never A Gain,
                              with a nuclear rain, all’s lost, Never A Gain.

                              In a sandy domain, victory’s Never A Gain.
                              Desert blood down the drain? A clot’s Never A Gain.
                              And though dunes will remain, a grave’s Never A Gain.
                              
                              Global war, so insane, provides Never A Gain,
                              whether Gaza, Ukraine, death deals Never A Gain.
                              In that graveyard domain, regret’s Never A Gain
                              and a soul’s reddened stain also’s Never A Gain.

Can we learn from the slain that war’s Never A Gain?
YES!!!
Since it’s Never A Gain... well then, Never Again!
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Seasonals

*Image of Seasons Of The Year by Pixabay.

Seasonals
~~0~~
Time of heaven's anointing fertile grounds,
     fertile nature, and beast surrounds,
Hail, 'tis springtime here a blossoming,
     buds are blooming everywhere,
Hark the juveniles from the towns,
     frolicking yonder the fairgrounds,
Awakening comes into being,
     comes into being the heralds of spring,
Playing happily here rounds and elsewhere,
     cheerily sounds, frowns drowns,
                                                         ~~adults abound at hare and hounds.

~~0~~
Heightening sunlight burning daylight truly,
     nigh in the noon hour stand high,
Flowers' mood-matching shades of golden brown
     from bluish green trades,
The exclusive facade reaches bone dry,
     bone dry as warm air is blown dry,
They sweltered till all screamed for ice cream
     as their dessert melted away an "s",
Gods and goddesses tans apply, amplify fans,
     swim summer ray goodbye,
                                                               ~~by and by, May, June, and July.

~~0~~
Here, hear it came, rustling leaves a-tumbling,
     a-tumbling down the country lane,
Reddish ocher spread out all a-flustered,
     all a-flustered every which way,
Autumn rain drenched down leaves that drain
     neath the woods where they have lain,
Ebbing its crimson crust chilly ashen dust
     blankets shyly amidst the gust,
Rustic western host John Wayne,
     all else subtleties pens Mark Twain,
                                                          ~~larks in vain, come, Abel and Cain.

~~0~~
Fall mist snaps wide-awake, anew sorta undertake,
     an outstretched lea windbreak,
Holiday treats, festive retreats,
     time for family and friends to gather,
Turkey and ham, and bellyache, chats, and drinks,
     and aspirins for that aged headache,
Winter's here once again, bringing joyous cheer,
     looking back to this good old year,
The afterglow of the fireworks show, slake coffee,
     and cheesecake, new year break,
                                         ~~strive worth to make, thrive earth God's sake.

~~0~~
2022 July 22
© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Oh Captcha Squares

Oh captcha squares, oh captcha squares
What are these objects in your frames?
Oh captcha squares, oh captcha squares
Why must they gotta be the same?

    Cars and busses, traffic lights
    Bicycles and motor bikes
    Crosswalks, signs, and steps and stairs
    Fire hydrants everywhere        

    Boats, planes and parking meters 
    Tickets, fines, misdemeanors
    Why are you so fond of these?
    Why are palms the only trees? 

Oh captcha squares, oh captcha squares
The pictures trapped inside of there
Oh captcha squares, oh captcha squares
Depict a world so bleak and bare

   Arid, bland, unaesthetic
   Barren, drab, unpoetic
   Sterile, cold, antiseptic
   Unconcerned, apathetic 
   
   Somber, sad, and desolate 
   Woeful, bland, pedestrian
   Weary, grim, dreary, hopeless
   Grainy, gray, out of focus 
 

It doesn’t need to be this way…

Many things could fill your squares
Why not fill these things in there?

   Tambourines and castanets 
   Bass trombones and clarinets
   English horns and piccolos
   Harpsichords and xylophones

   Fiddles high and Irish whistles
   Jingle bells and finger cymbals
   5-string banjos, mandolins
   Saxophones, accordions

   Desmond Tutu and Mandela
   Cassius Clay, Cinderella
   Charlemagne and Genghis Kahn
   George and Ringo, Paul, and John 

   Twain and Edgar Allan Poe
   Wayne and Brando and Monroe
   Ida Wells, Frida Kahlo
   Steinem, Parks, and Ferraro

   River Thames and stormy seas
   Winter wrens and bumble bees
   Cyprus, ash, oak, fir, and pine
   Sassafras, willow, and lime

   Daffodils and magnolias
   Marigolds and begonias
   Cabbage, beets, and potatoes
   Carrots, beans, and tomatoes

Oh Captcha Squares, Oh Captcha Squares
If your pictures must remain
Oh Captcha Squares, Oh Captcha Squares
How aboutcha change the frames?

   Captcha circles, captcha suns
   All the captcha olygons
   Wiggly captcha twiggly lines
   Twisty captcha twiny vines 
  
   Captcha diamonds, captcha hearts
   Captcha clovers, moons, and stars
   Captcha ribbons, Captcha lace
   Captcha colored string bouquets

Oh Captcha Squares, Oh Captcha Squares
We understand you're here to stay.
Oh Captcha Squares, Oh Captcha Squares
Just be more creative, OK?
Form: Rhyme

Reality of Mortality

Each cock that crows in the morning
mourns the death of dusk.
The silent sunrise reminds sages of the 
reality of human mortality.
Thirsty, mother-earth drinks the teardrops 
from the soiled skies;
ever hungry, the garden feasts on  feeble leaves
from trees in autumn;s wake.
Each new moment dances with radiant rays,
only to be nailed on a nocturnal cross
when shadows betides. 
Every being with blood and breath 
entered a pact with vanity before birth;
Human existence is a sacred script 
scribed with an invisible ink...
writing nothing on something.

The reality of yesterday 
cannot rid today of its obscurity,
uncertainty sweetly sleeps in the 
womb of... time to come,
time and chance melt into memories,
memories that roam in the human mind.
Years, months and days distil
into sweet and sorry stories.

Moments is what life offers us 
on a platter of preference:
a time to live and a time to leave 
this world of wealth and want;
seasons stop by to sigh-- 
weather whispers words of wisdom.
we are who we are; the earth 
exists in spaces and stratas.
The sinking sand on which we stand
is willing and waiting,
it will take nothing from us 
but that which we cannot afford:
Nothing but the dignified dust that we are.

I know two mindless weights
that make all things equal:
Twenty-four-hours-a-day and 
six-feet under mother-earth.
Alas, there are two dates not 
hidden from the lustful gaze of fate:
when the womb opens the 
narrow gate to human existence
and when the tomb opens wide
the gate to extinction… afterlife.
There is going to be a word on the marble 
that we will not live to write or read,
Yet it will be a concise piece of our deeds;
all what we wrote on life.
Time and chance will knock again 
and again on the door of destiny;
So, cloister your memoir with courtesy
 while you yet live in this frail field.
Only few men crave the den of darkness,
dust and ashes, but it is the truth is
that all men will run into it at a point in time;
There is a time to be born 
and a time to bid life farewell,
Twain moments that sandwich the opportunity 
...to live for humanity or live in mediocrity.
Adeleke Adeite © September, 2012.

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Stormgate

Winds of change 
are fanning the flames 
are fanned by the deranged. 
The flames of misdirection, 
the winds giving chase 
(orchestrated by instruments to enrage. 
Horned cheering section.) 
Drones of the BlackRock, riders in holdings 
park their game pieces in place, 
holding and withholding payment Ace.
Get out of jail free blowhards, 
influencerned by the currency, 
jeering and cheering till blue in the face, 
screaming Climate 
Emergent Divergent Hunger Games Emergency. 
Media trumpet producing endearings, 
(lipstick on a Pig) for their Rat King, 
(as on a White Horse) 
as we grow too Sheepish to speak out, too pale 
and timid to spell out their obvious course, 
to vomit our rejection as diseased 
as we are enslaved
under cells and convections and 
tales intertwined, sanctioned throughout, 
Stormgate's, leak, its Codex toothed, overreaching security breach. 
Never again will we be as we were, 
neVer to take flight, 
or steer our own course again in our own 
atmosphere. 
The Mandate is clear, the Score 
is reported by message board monitors 
of the process, onboard, 
onboarding for the Beast System processors, 
riding People, herding, coral carolling 
to Lucifer, sacrificial Sheeple in a transitional 
Rat Race, vermen looking through peepholes.
The Piper's progress is polaroided in twain, 
kodachrome rolls back the esteem, smiles of the insane, back of the head, peace sign.
Shut wide eyes rolling white for dead retina scan mouth foamed enrapture
Signature erasure brain panned for fools gold, 
sold out, captured souls,(devout).
 Recorders in tow, changing how the wikiwind blows, 
how counts voted by Moderator, 
gestapo teams, Bon Appetit, Virtual Travel, Vogue, Akinator, Mad Magazine.
     
 (Needle in the Aperture bobbin tattoo 
BuckarooBonzai glass saddles and shoes.)
Laser id suture chip sewn in diodes 
of TripleBeam Barley, Wheat, Triplesec, meat...
Meta threads to breadcrumb gumshoe private dick heads, treads of
sleuth your every thought and intent, move. 
Passenger monitoring, the acceptable temperature, moderate beautiful soup lukewarm chum
to taste an ode to the pasts vernacular
naked lunch humble pie shoots
in the face gruel, 
heckler   
of riding the storm out without Jesus, fools-Spectacular.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Seventh Floor

At dusk, a brilliant western panorama
displayed off our seventh floor balcony.
Fluorescent colors, clouds of fuchsia, amber,
yummy yellow golden glazes across the sky.
So spectacularly spanning sentient space
a show of shows of unearthly grace.
Looming large clouds block the final moments
of light, tumultuous turmoils of my
little life reappear to slant the final view.

In contrast to my current mind of hope lost
for the future, the world closes in as I fell
into the despairing darkness of sleep that night
to awake in my dream to a gala porch party
on our balcony, attending was everyone,
my benefactors - Mark Twain, Martin Luther King,
Albert Einstein, Leonard Cohen, Rudyard Kipling,
Robert Frost, Maya Angelou and Dorothy Parker.
The "usuals" who would, could draw me close
but I'd have none of it, my mood morose.

Sullen, I waded disconsolate through the crowd
to the rail, reached in the basket I'd kept
for the long hemp escape rope, supple as a snake,
knotted it, put the loop around my neck
heart pounding, they gasped, chatter turned to fear.
Then a white dove flew under our canopy
and sat on Kipling's shoulder peacefully posing.
Clumsily confused, I climbed atop the railing
turned to look at the party - troubled, bereft,
speechless, said nothing, then jumped.

Oh the rushed flying feeling enthralling!
Soaring in the wind, all the while falling -
instantly, I was sorry it would all stop.
The dove descending on me caught my gaze
an iconic spiritual symbol that allured.
Through the dove's eyes I saw the party leaning,
a taut rope, a body swinging below.

Startled from dour slumber, back in my bed;
no breath, panting, panicked, tears trickling,
my wife up to hug me, save me from myself.
Shaken, I knew just exactly what to do
quickly to the balcony, opened the rope basket
to find all in place, then I noticed my hands,
palms bleeding, rope burned and raw,
pinned to my nightshirt was a piece of paper,
on it was this poem that I'd never written.

Bleary beyond belief, a surge force welled up,
a dove flies into the dawn sky bursting new light -
the otherness released finally from within.
I felt new found freedom from dream depths -
reborn, awake with renewed hope,
that memorable morning on the seventh floor.
© Greg Gaul  Create an image from this poem.

The Ham Was Off

After: "Letter of Mithridates to Phraates, King of Parthia"
Historiae VI by Sallust 
*****************************

I am a man more poisoned against than poisoning.
 That’s my version anyhow, and I’m sticking to it.
Don’t blame me for having survived a few meals
Which others, less fortunate, could not.

All that doesn’t help me now with Pompey at my throat.
Pompey, plunderer and bully, who has enough wit
Only to command a Materialschlacht, 
But that is child’s play with Rome’s support.

Rome! Scourge of cities, tribes, peoples, nations, all mankind,
Were not the Pillars of Hercules, the western shores
Sufficient for your ravenous appetite
That your eagle eyes scan my realm?

O Phraates, King of Parthia still unvanquished,
Had you but lent your ear to me when together we
Might have rid the East of this ill-begotten son
Of Mars. Small the credit, so great the loss!

For Rome, unchallenged, bestrides the Great Sea. Eastwards
He surveys my mountains and your rivers, groves and plains,
No doubt beyond. Remember Alexander,
Who sacked glorious Persepolis.

You vainly sue for peace, like credulous Philipp once
When fondly strung along with Rome’s promises of “pax”.
And what of Carthage? Where now her wealth of gold
And purple? Barren her poisoned lands!

Mind you, I’m not well-placed on a high moral pedestal
When it comes to poisoning, but limits I respect.
A few enemies now and then, I admit,
Died at my table. The ham was off!

But the earth is sacrosanct. I never salted fields,
For Rome’s venom is stronger than aught I ever brewed.
Where shall this end? Shall Rome vanquish all nations?
Shall all cower to his bloody sword?

But Rome! With surfeiting the eaten, not the eater,
Prevails. The whole world is, even for iron digestions,
Strong meat. It is the sun, not Romulus, whom
East and West obey. Helios rules.

With Rome to east and Rome to west, then two Romes are there,
And I do fear for man and earth. The approach of death
Lends men insight. I fought, I won, I lost in war.
My spirit is still king. Sirs, your health.

The last round! Like Carthage we lose to Rome the third round.
Once more is the Gordian knot in twain. Quirites,
The gods look down. Remember Alexander,
Who died of fever in Babylon!

Premium Member A Ghost Story (For the Ghost Story Poem Tag Game)

In a old old rambling structure
Down on the street called Broadway
Upper floors that had been deserted
For many and many a day

Lighting a fire 
Starting to pondering
Things from long ago
Remembering songs and legends

Stories that I had been told
The fire light began to flicker
Then undressing for the night
By only a little candle light

Once in bed down under the covers
Slowly going to sleep
Off to dreamland I remembered
Then something pulled at the sheet

Starting to hear chains rattling
Whining through the loosened glass
Then deciding it was nothing
Pull the covers up past my calf

No more than I had pulled them
When something or someone 
Snatched them away
That's when  I grabbed them

With my heart beating away
Up over my head and snuggled
Hoping that they would stay
But that was not possible

So up I sat in bed
Looking around was when I saw It
Footprints as big as an elephant head
I decided to start talking

Facing my fear straight on
Is when I discovered
Cardiff Giant ghost in my room
I told him to sit down

But then on second thought
Was going to say don't 
When he sat, the chair
Fell ascunder and broken 

Parts were over the floor
Pieces of tail bone and broken chair
Even a rib and wrist bone was there
Then sat on the bed and in a heap 

We're on the floor
Finally I told him 
No more, no more
Just sit on the floor

I gave him my red blanket
He used my chamber as a hat
Then we talk about his 
Situation what do you think of that

I finally told him
That he really wasn't a wondering ghost
He was just plaster of paris
An imitation to trick folks

That he was really buried
In Albany and was haunting
A cheap plaster form of himself
So off he went in the darkness

Saying don't let this story get out
That I don't even know my own remains 
As he laid the pipe on the mantel
Down the street he lumber along

(Idea taken from "A Ghost Story" by Mark Twain. Please forgive me Mark Twain because I 
did not do this story justice and definitely not the poem.)  (As they say there is a big 
difference in having something to say and having to say something.) It did stretch my 
thinking and creativeness.
Form:

Liberty Bow Face


Red power mode
White digital
Blue logo

My, oh my ...
sweet apple pie!
Patriotic American cheese is turning sour Kraut commie
Democracy is Wisconsin curdling ... penicillin shot
needed between the ailing ballot box,
sho’ ain’t Louisiana Purchase forthcoming

Lady Liberty is bowing face down, Kansas Toto-style,
to Kremlin oligarchy ...
didn’t take much to bend with Washington wavy subservience

It’s an Idaho russet Ruskie crying shame
Couch the Benedict-ion omelette breaking news:
Missy Freedom done Alaska huskie hussy sold herself 
to be a Soviet satellite skirt muzzled tramp mule

Red power mode 
has taken cyber control of all voter confidence

White digital bar-code
activate the Manchurian self-destruct sequence

Blue logo brand ruble sold,
keeps the general populace straddling the fence

As they reality TV see their loose Lady Liberty
make a Texas loan star barracuda bow face
Proud North Dakota woman bending her knee,
acknowledging her Bolshevik bastard place
It’s a Kentucky bourbon crying shame

Democracy kissing the Politburo Czar ring
Bluegrass filly ruling class
selling the masses out for the Balaam green

Capitol Hill Star Spangled silent gag,
money mutes on a Pavel dog Con-stitutional prostitute
Wavy anthem cloth used as a snot rag,
Molotov noses following the Red Pied Pier booger flute

My, oh my ...
Marx Twain subversive tweet sweet apple pie!
Collaborator citizens being called patriotic comrades
Eating the Stalinist straw buries, 
spit sprinkled with 
Chernobyl pyramid scheme 
propaganda whipped cream
Traitor taste the Taps Blue Fibbing beer, 
free-market funeral dirge price gouge overflowing,
in the white Lenin toe-tag black body bag aisle
While the Ukraine lobbyist piggies
are covetously Crimea coffer crying 

Oh, Nevada bordello bosom alligator weep ... 
let the Alabama tick tears leech flow
down those Florida lemon-squeezed cheeks

It’s a New Mexico caliente green chile crying shame — 
Them neo-Anazazi, gun-clicking squatters 
getting a Wounded Knee ice gulag reservation claim 

Lady Liberty doing an Independence bow face,
it’s a thirteen stripe, Siberian mongrel disgrace
Form: Rhyme

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