Long Streaker Poems

Write a limerick of your own about a Muppet. 
If you post it in a comment or in soup mail to me, 
and I find it appropriate, I'll add it on. ;-)


Sesame Street's Count von...

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Friends , I present to you a slice of History about the ancient Greek scientist and 
mathematician Archimedes , who ran naked across the street
of Syracuse , in his birthday suit, after he discovered the...

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                Aspirations are a...

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Not so many years ago "streaking" was the latest fad.
Fellers made a "brief" appearance now and then with nothing clad!
Preachers pounded their pulpits declaring it an abomination,
But broad-minded folks thought it a cause for great...

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GHOST ELEMENTAL

Lightning, currently water- currently fire, solid in spirit,           ethereal flyer.
Vanishes upon completing its journey, by energys desire. 
As a shapeshifter in exhale, flashing bare.
A...

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OWSZAT

The match was slow and boring
The runs were far between,
And an air of dreamy somnolence
Hung o’er the village green.
Then out from the pavilion
A handsome figure ran.
The crowd sat up, paid notice,
A loud applause began.
The stranger...

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Naked in the Palaestra, 
Wrestler Leontiskos, of Messene,
Was awarded laurels with the required three falls,
Having broken two of his opponent’s fingers.
He was applauded as a hero of the games.
A lyric ode was composed to document...

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I peeked under a clover flower
and saw a ladybug in the shower
She turned bright red across her shell
and in her wrath began to yell.

Although her rage was crystal clear,
her voice was just too soft to...

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Material Girl 

She has a watch and a ring, 
but it does not stop there. 
She has a silver stud on her nose, 
protruding outward,but just a bump, 
I have tried and tired of trying,...

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