The Streaker

Not so many years ago "streaking" was the latest fad.
Fellers made a "brief" appearance now and then with nothing clad!
Preachers pounded their pulpits declaring it an abomination,
But broad-minded folks thought it a cause for great "hilariation!"

Base commanders are charged with maintaining good discipline and order,
But one bird-colonel was outraged when a situation crossed the border!
He and his spouse settled to enjoy a movie at the base theater one night.
A "streaker" raced across the stage and, as they say, exited "stage right!"

At the staff meeting next day the colonel was in a towering rage!
Demanding, "Who was that freak who last night raced across my stage?"
The staff sat with pursed lips with nothing to offer as he had his say.
The commander ranted on, "If I ever catch the guy there'll be hell to pay!"

The chaplain broke the silence and offered a Biblical reference to the situation:
"Sir, said he "In the fourteenth chapter of Mark there was a similar occasion.
A young man wearing nothing but a linen garment was seized but he fled,
Leaving his garment behind!" (The colonel's face assumed a livid red!)

The commander was not at all amused and abruptly dismissed his staff!
Of course the story "streaked" around the base about the chaplain's gaffe!
The young miscreant was never identified and may yet be on the "run".
It can truly be said that everyone but the colonel took it all in fun!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Placed No. 2 in Deborah Guzzi's "Summer Time" Contest - August 2010

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 8/17/2010 9:08:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Robert in Deborah Guzzi's contest " Summertime,Summertime, Sum, Sum, Summertime". Love, Carol
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Date: 8/17/2010 2:53:00 AM
Congrats on the second win, Bob
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Date: 8/16/2010 8:13:00 PM
way to go, Robert. congrats on your second place. OH, you know what? THe year of streakers, I was out of the country on my semester in Madrid. When I came back, it was pretty much getting over. But I was a BYU student and I am sure they never got streakers there. My college was so uptight. haha. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 8/16/2010 7:37:00 PM
Another winning poem for you....well done, and congratulations once again, Robert!! Well deserved! :)
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Date: 8/16/2010 7:37:00 PM
Congraltulations Robert. A great win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 8/16/2010 7:09:00 PM
Congrats Bob on your big win in Debbie's contest with this superior write ..perfect song.. great rewrite..and awesome win.. enjoy your top spot for a top notch poem.. my friend.. with luv .. from Italy.. caio..
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Date: 6/23/2010 4:08:00 PM
Cute one as usual, robert. I recall this. it was 1974 the year I was in Spain in my college semester abroad.When I returned to the states, the rage of streaking was dying out. I had no idea what people were talking about until they explained it to me. I had blinked and missed the whole thing! LUv, Andrea
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Date: 6/23/2010 11:21:00 AM
Really cute, Bob. Thank goodness (To my knowledge) none of my children did this. Other things I find out now but not this one. That was a great gift from your girls. I see them listed in magazines and just think but don't do. I have a CD copy we talked about if you can find a way to tell me where to send it. God Bless, CileThanks for your comment on my poem appreciate it.
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Date: 6/23/2010 10:29:00 AM
This is really funny. Those Colonels need their brains examined at times. They normally miss out on all the fun. Great job! Joseph
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Date: 6/21/2010 9:33:00 PM
It wasn't you was it . Sarge? Ha Ha LOL awesome write. Best to you, guys. Have a good one. Una/Ralph
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