Long Spookiest Poems

Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump

courtesy the comfort of his mancave, 
I (a mutated batman wannabe) 
doth prattle and stump
and display wide whirled webbed 
and variegated tail feathers 
(also...

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At the final stroking of saint Halloween eve, it seems not so long ago,
That my trusty SUV, transport vehicle unceremoniously broke down,
Right outside the local pet cemetery, what a marvelous place to
Spend the spookiest night...

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Devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump...

The demagogue reincarnate 
feels gifted to reign supreme
captivates, glorifies, lauds, 
renounces, yawps extreme
views bellows dogmatic fulminations
in an attempt to redeem
stolen 2020 capital one bid.

Which hunter (biden his time) 
will reap grim...

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OLD CHRIS CRINGLE HALLOWEEN JINGLE

Did you know that Santa always had a secret desire,
To explore and experience the holiday known as Halloween!
This jolly spirit whom brought the world of mankind such joy,
And wonder on the...

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to parlay view to unleash nuclear weapons on cue
destroying vast swaths of flora and fauna,
   most inn no cent life forms pay hefty due
to assuage aggressively cruel, enjoyably 

   growling goal,...

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Within the pillow case universe, on the sacred night of Halloween,
There was a disturbance in the natural force of the candy zone,
And this is what began the legendary saga, of the goodie treats
Positive sweetness vs....

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Kirsten bought the old Delacroix place,
built back in eighteen hundred thirty-four.
A rambling home in the old federal style;
seven bedrooms, five baths, and three floors.

People whispered about the house
and all the things that had taken place...

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The goblins were getting the house ready for Halloween night
They had placed their creaks and crevices with sounds of fright.
The jack-o-lanterns were lit, glowing with eerie all-knowing smiles.
The trick-or-treaters would be coming to the porch...

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SUM OF ALL POSSIBLE
A TWIST OF TIME

Quantum, a direct window into the heart of Reality 
More of a philosophy than a rigorous morality
Electron fired through Double-slit experiment 
Physicists and mathematicians make each other queasy in...

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Without half-hissed complaint he trudged on
Through many heat-crimsoned sands of fate, Humming sadly uncheering anthems to ease
Countless tripping odds that beset their mate. 

Over slowing mounds snow-capped with chill,
He labored on across freezing heights and...

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It’s time to party 
Like no tomorrow 
At the Haunted Halloween House 

It’s time to party 
With the ghosts 
And shout with all your might 
BOO

It’s time to party 
With the Wicked Witches 
And fly...

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It was the creepiest of the creepiest spookiest night.  The moon illuminated the woods with an ominous leering glow.  Deer was nervous, expecting the worst dangers of dangers.  She coughed an uncomfortable...

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Halloween

Dark and orange everywhere
Cackling witches that love to scare
Bring your friends from far and near 
It’s the scariest spookiest season of the year!

Ghost, ghouls and goblins galore
Jack-O-Lanterns at your door
Werewolves howling through the night
Frightening the...

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Ghosts and goblins come in waves on Halloween,
The spookiest spooks and ghouliest ghouls you've ever seen.
They really haven't come to haunt,
It's not your mortal soul they want,
Just your Skittles, Candy Corn, and Jelly Beans.

Vampires, werewolves,...

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1641 Main is the spookiest house ever we all said to each other.
I said it to my husband, my children, my nephew and my brother.
It’s not spooky to me said my elderly ninety-six-year-old grandmother.
She is...

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Farm house is unassuming at break of day
She does not look mystical in any way
Pumpkins understand her magical powers
Discuss it with garden’s sweet wild flowers

On Halloween she’ll be a true haunted house
Eerie and scary sanctioned...

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