Long Shagged Poems

Written: January 12, 2025, for contest Sponsored by: Ink Empress
Quote by Poet: " Let the tempting appeal of Jasmine ignites your inner ambition and drive for success".
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Flower power

“If you’re going to
San Francisco be sure to
wear a flower 
in your hair”
long and shaggy
shagged longing wild

And to Berlin or
Paris for that 
matter to dream to
meet a girl and more
under the fountain

The “Fountainhead”
on your...

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Moved to Nene house thought it was a nice place
At first it all seemed kind of great
Got along with people 
Turns out they were snakes 

Smoked bud, sniffed crack
Lost control of life
Shagged boys, got drunk
Totally...

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There was never any controlling it?
No dodging it. Unloading it?
It stuck us both together and held us tightly in its grip              ...

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Our tribute to the eighteen year old boys who were sent to Viet Nam
Was to be chill, chillin, and chillax’in as a tribute to those soon gone.
We were groov’n, and groovy, beatnik style, but we...

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Out to the bleacher
We were drawn
By sun burning down,
Melting stubborn
White snow mounds,
While the girls
Still with wintry-pale legs
Trotted the bases
Or lowered to grateful grass
In the broad outfield
And stretched calves out
With spread lean thighs
We somehow knew
Would one...

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Lust and Love

She was lusty
She was busty
She was really really hot
He was rusty
He was dusty
He was really just a clot

He did fancy
Some of Nancy
Wanted her so much it hurt
She'd wait and see
If by chance he
Would...

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The greatest comedy of all
Was at her funeral-
MmaUneghe.
The old woman lived for a long, long time
In isolation
And kicked the bucket of abandonment.

They called her "witch."
She was old, unkempt, haggard and shagged
So they called her "witch."

At...

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(This is a fictional poem)

When she turned on the lights, I screamed and screamed.
I pinched myself because I was hoping it was all just a dream.
It was the most horrible thing I ever saw.
I had...

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I noticed whilst walking up and down the thing
What's going on here I thought
I had been given a middle seat
In what I consider to be the worst flight I have ever experienced
The two passengers either...

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Crystal dew like sugar water
rock candy brewing in a pot on the counter
Tom Jones scratching up the record player
bell bottoms sweep the floor
Carpet shagged to snag the cat
Mud green curtains are where it's at
Mustard yellow...

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One must have a mind of winter
To regard the frost and the boughs
Of the pine trees crusted with snow

And have been cold a long time
To behold the junipers shagged with ice,
The spruces roughed in the...

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My auntie, who was on vacation
Was lusting for fast fornication
She met a well-hung guy
But her foo-foo’s too dry
She blurted, “It needs lubrication!”

The fella, whose first name was Dick
Said, “Stay put. I’ll be back real quick
I’ll...

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