Long Rhymesters Poems

Warning!
Suitable for Only Children
 
"The satirist Menippean ad hominems attacks,
not pri*ks or any ret*rd making such who Reason lacks."
-- a Menippean satirist-poet who loathes the false ideology,
not the mor*nic motherfu*ker mouthing it
 
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Still Not So Great

"Clarity is the enemy of confusion."
-- the definition coherent

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"Blirky exists."
"Can you define Blirky?"
"Blirky is not physical."
"Neither is nonexistence."
"Blirky is not visible."
"Neither is nonexistence."
"Blirky is...

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at the Age of Obvious to a Three-Year-Old

"All things counter, original, spare, strange;
 Whatever is fickle, freckled (who knows how?)
 With swift, slow; sweet, sour; adazzle, dim;
 He fathers-forth whose beauty is past change:
 Praise...

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"Spotlit center stage, today's modern physicist in the fashionable
Armani wardrobe incoherently presents his latest bestseller on 'bent space' 
to a packed auditorium of wildly adoring morons."

-- zero scientific proof
beyond all Rational doubt
coherently presented in the...

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"The opposite worldviews of Reality and romance attract not --
the base of the former being Facts."
-- epistemology, the scientific theory of Knowledge,
as opposed to "just a theory"

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I woke...

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or

The Value of Romanticism

"Suspicious of Reason, romanticists prefer leaps of faith
-- in addition to leaps off cliffs,
aside from bridges."
-- in the soup
the brain of Reason 
sole 
not stuck in muck

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"Imagination works; Fancy plays."
-- a poet of Fancy
(in addition to Imagination)

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The pretty purple picotees and johnny-jump-ups sweet
around the shady trees at Pheasant Farm enjoy a waltz
on leasing summer fair...

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or

Each Government Judged Civilized or Barbaric on How Well It Protects Its
Vulnerable

"You're a very bad man!"
"Oh, no, my dear!  I'm a very good man!  I'm just a very bad wizard."
-- an Oz of...

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or

In First Grade Physics 101

"Nothing can break the law of causality -- no bolt out of the blue, no wish upon a star, no luck taking some woodenhead's side."
-- the Blue Fairy,
all grown up and...

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Each With Supersize Abstracts and an Extra Large Metaphor

"Most romanticists feel deeply --
generally for themselves."
-- a Realist poet of a taste for a Rational Ethics
power punch lunch

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While but a...

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The Comical Tragedy of Sentience

"Each conscious brain is merely an evolutionary tool whose
primary function is to prevent each successive pain from
running its course."
-- Neurobiology 101 for the Lover of Life's Junket

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The Novel Poet-Detective Rational

"It is a universal Truth human beings are fallible;
thus, epistemology steps in to determine
beyond all Intelligent doubt
1 + 1 = 2."
-- Reasoning
capable of doing the math itself
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"In and of itself bad, Pain alone has Objective Value for all sentient beings -- 
none longing to be tortured in a lab."
-- Reality 101 for Mengeles

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Detest I scrawlings...

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"Merely 80 to 90 percent of children in the wilderness
die in Pain --
generally slow."
-- Biophysics 101 
for romantic poetasters of poor taste

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Yet countless lizards, snakes, and frogs as well...

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"A huge majority of humans fancy themselves game-changers in being hugely mistaken."
-- a Truth
a piece of cake

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My knowing human life to be a single-player game,
the fierce pursuit of happiness...

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