Long Randiest Poems
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Position Impossible Ii - Collaboration With Jan Allison - Bawdy WarningAunt Ethel said to Uncle Fred,
Let’s attempt the starfish in bed,
Old Ethel insisted,
Till Fred’s back got twisted,
They best stick to sleeping instead!
Original poem by Jan Allison
Fred couldn't stand and was writhing in pain
Ethel was mad...
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Categories:
randiest, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Position Impossible Ii - Collaboration With Tom Cunningham - Bawdy WarningAunt Ethel said to Uncle Fred,
Let’s attempt the starfish in bed,
Old Ethel insisted,
Till Fred’s back got twisted,
They best stick to sleeping instead!
Original poem by Jan Allison
Fred couldn't stand and was writhing in pain
Ethel was mad...
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Categories:
randiest, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Penny - Beloved Pet ContestShe was pretty,
So adorable.
This little bit of fluff
Suddenly arrived on my doorstep.
Thin and scruffy,
So hungry,
Beautiful copper coloured,
I called her "Penny".
This traumatised cat
Used to run up the curtains
In fright.
Hide behind doors,
Pounce on my dog,
Who was petrified...
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Categories:
randiest, beautiful, cat,
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Verse