Long Presenters Poems

Jake’s Two Week Stay

Jake Castle began to think about Giant and Maddy. Looking in his case he decided to write a melody for when he brings his family, which include Nefa (his wife) and his...

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I love the way the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences let Will Smith sit there, for 40 minutes, preening in the front row, in plain sight, after he assaulted a black man at...

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alone inside with me, less than inspirational

  so look out for the more interesting folk

  momentary excitement, the fiery motivational

  beyond the familiar, to stoke and provoke

  daydream departure from mundane...

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The spirit of love was flowing in the air but all of a sudden it disappeared when the birds sitting on the fence spread filth on the cars parked in the garage. They say that...

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"And the times of this ignorance; God winked at;
 but now, commandeth all men, everywhere,
 to repent! (Acts 17:30)

 Interesting it is, what gets printed
 in the fine print on the other
 side of a...

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"And the times of this ignorance; God winked at;
 but now, commandeth all men, everywhere,
 to repent! (Acts 17:30)

 Interesting it is, what gets printed
 in the fine print on the other
 side of a...

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The greatest truth is a lie!!! 
So…I disguise the truth 
amongst shadows because the 
mere sunlight will echo balls of 
fire. So I want to go higher…
beyond, beyond before to what 
was when the thought...

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The absolute ultimate star of the show is here today, 
And ready to go, so sit down, please stay.
She has words to say, a lot to impart.
So get ready, for she speaks from her heart.

She...

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I don't like snakes or spiders,
weak tea or fizzy ciders.
Seats on buses that are slightly damp,
TV presenters who are far too camp.

Jalapeño peppers that are too hot to handle,
or electricity cuts when you can't find...

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From morning light until 6pm at night,
I'm behind the scenes curating delight. 
With tones that echo on your radio,
blending local stories into audio.

In the heart of waves, where frequencies ascend,
from AM to FM, radio signals...

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My unusual physical appearance 
Was enhanced by a striking thinness, 
And enormous long-lashed blue eyes. 
Less charmingly, I was also the kind of 
Deliberately malicious little hooligan
Who'd remove some periodical 
From a neighbour's letter-box
And then...

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"I have never started a poem whose end I knew.  Writing a poem is discovering."
                   ...

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As a smokless; human spirit; I yet celebrate'
New Zealands move, not to bin it.' The choice
To use that nicoteen.. Or not.' Is what 
We now; are seeing..A drug if types.? Yet not
Invasive, unlike the jabbing...

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There once was a long vanished England;
Of well-spoken presenters 
Of the BBC Home Service,
Light Service, and Children’s Favourites, 
Of coppers and tanners, and ten bob notes; 
And jolly shopkeepers, and window cleaners.

I remember my cherished...

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The trials of thought.

Up you get !  and down you go,
turn on, turn up, and !
Ingest the ingreidients
of the set menu show
 
Sit sat there ! You belive that your free!
Is that an Elephant...

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So what exactly happened
When that final name was read?
Is it true that the presenters
Got a mixed-up card instead?

The accountants took the blame, of course,
But was the fault their own?
And the host accused himself, but really,
How...

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