OLD FRUIT

You are getting on, old fruit
Too obese to wear your new suit
Your face resembles a wrinkled prune
Old age is showing on you too soon,

What has happened to your lustrous hair
Your scalp is shiny and noticeably bare
Your jowls are hanging lower than your chin
My word, I cannot believe what a state you're in

Shoulders that were broad and strong
They are now all hunched and look all wrong.
Your knees are knobbly and a little bent,
The left leg forgot where the right one went.

I can not understand you when you talk,
Your brain, not your legs, has gone for a walk
Your eyes look blank, staring into space
You have lost touch with the human race.

We lost touch over the years,
After sharing much laughter and some tears
I have just seen you interviewed on TV
Old fruit, it was a shock to me,

To see you sitting in a chair,
With all the hoi polloi and fanfare there
Smiling happily from ear to ear
Holding up a glass of cheer

With the TV presenters and your guests
Wishing you the very best
And the audience stood up to say
Many happy returns of your 110th BIRTHDAY!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2025



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Date: 7/21/2025 5:53:00 AM
Love this! There is a certain charm amidst all the hoi polloi and fanfare. Years ago, Paul Newman appeared on a late night show. I commented to my daughter, “He still looks good.” But it was in the eye of the beholder for my daughter said, “No, Mom, he doesn’t.” LOL
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Date: 7/21/2025 5:11:00 AM
Shirley l get a smile from ear to ear when l see your name in the poems list it makes me happy! I love this humorous write and miss them….is this fictitious or do you know the person? Debx
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