Long Oh my goodness Poems
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Oh my Lord, you might think I am winning an Academy Award.
To My Viewers- which made this possible. I was able to submit 3 of my works
My viewer rating is high. So now I am waiting!
If This win happens.
My new title will be! Published Author. Oh My Goodness look out Authors. God is moving by his spirit and wonders to perform just sharing my anticipation and my excitement new moments for me and new with you.
the sun is mean here
it’s too bright
and i don’t mean smart
it shines in my eyes
i have to wear dark glasses just to drive
yesterday it burned my skin
but today i am ready
i’m wearing lotion
spf one thousand
if that doesn’t work
i’m wearing my long underwear
of course the sun will make me sweat
it is a nasty vengeful sun
i’ll be all wet
i am going to wear it down
that’s the wrong spelling of wear isn’t it?
with all this heat i can’t think
sun stroke maybe
i'm fed up i am going to get rid of it
i'll look mean
scare it down
i'll make it go away
oh my goodness
it’s working finally
the sun is leaving
the sun is gone
hurray
oh no
i can't believe it
look
the sun
it just mooned me.
Oh, my goodness! When I heard you cry,
I saw a tear escape from your eye,
and then I saw it run down your cheek.
I asked, "Where you going?", but it couldn't speak.
This is terrible! There's much to fear!
What will happen to the missing tear?
I wonder if that drop was hurt by hate?
Did it decide to evaporate?
and sadly float away or disappear?
Unseen, invisible in the atmosphere?
Did it say where it was going before it bowed
and vanished into a floating cloud?
I asked, "Cloud, where did your raindrop go?"
Did it fall on flowers in the field below?
But the rain cloud would not say.
Rain clouds can't talk either, anyway.
When teardrops or raindrops freely flow,
do you think they could make flowers grow?
I don't know...what's false or true -
Ask this flower, it's just for you!
Oh my goodness! Did you see that???
A mousey riding on the back of a cat
Guess these guys have kissed and made up
Heard mousey yell “Hey! Giddy-up!”
Great to see them getting along so well
Mousey's relieved, as you probably can tell
Wearing a big grin from ear to ear
And Felix is enjoying it too, it appears
Remember this lesson from one time rivals
Really don't need conflict for survival
It's a whole lot better to laugh and have fun
Than face extinction at the point of a gun
So what did you learn from this little tale?
Enjoy yourself and drink lots of ale
You'll see little mousies and cats at play
Instead of killings on TV every day!
© Jack Ellison 2012
I want to make you laugh so hard
That you will fall out of the chair
Lol
What makes a person go to the bathroom so much?
Is it something they eat or is it something that eats them?
Would you do that again?
Now think back what was your bad experience with the opposite sex?
Did you have any?
So how do you know what you have is good?
Would you rather someone run to you or you run to them?
Wow you are stuck up, aren’t ya?
You can’t do either
Oh my goodness you need help big time
Ha
Would you jump out of the plane if it is on fire?
What? You would?
You mean you'd rather be a cream of wheat instead of roasted turkey?
Ah too funny
I don’t think you know what you want
Until you face it
Such as want more or want nothing
Would you ask or would you prefer not ask?
Would you say or would you keep silent?
Would you share or would you hold up?
Haha
See
I got you
I know you inside out
Would you say I do or would you say I don’t?
Don’t matter
You are still figuring it out
Do
Oh my goodness how did it come to this?
How did I know that this is was not just a kiss?
He has swept me from my feet
Says we were destined to meet.
But oh those blood red eyes
They tell the most wonderful lies.
I tried to run from that hypnotic gaze
Only to be trapped in this delicious haze.
He looks me straight in the eye
As he leans in, my lips he passes by.
Oh that sting upon my flesh
As my blood is most fresh
He bites and he feeds
As my blood is what he needs.
He then looks at me with my blood upon his lips
Before my mind and body to unconsciousness slips
"Come my love it is time for you, me thinks"
As his wrist is opened and his blood I doth drinks.
Tonight you are now my bride
You will forever be by my side"
Says this was always our fate
That he knew from our first date
From that the very first word said
He knew I was meant for the life of the undead.
POETRY LESS
Sitting at my computer with my silly hat on,
Not knowing what to write,
I really feel sad, down, really not bright,
My muse is no help at all tonight,
As I struggle to think with all my might!
The situation lately is quite,
A challenge, and in spite,
Of my every endeavour, as I face this plight
Do not have an inkling, or even a slight
Idea, I try to relax, not to fight
This block in my mind, it’s a fright,
Hey musey mine, show me a light,
For my ideas are a tad trite!
You want us to fly a kite,
In the dark, at night?
Drink champagne and become tight,
And caviar and biscuits bite?
I’m beginning to come right,
Oh my goodness dear muse, wait
A poem is slowing forming despite,
The block in my mind, what a delight,
But in hindsight,
Let’s work on it tomorrow, for I am alight
Too much champagne, feel I’ll ignite!
If you feel happy with me
I'll kiss you tenderly
If you feel sad with me
I'll kiss you gently
If you feel angry with me
I'll kiss you forcefully
If you feel in love with me
I'll kiss you passionately
I'll kiss you without shame
I'll kiss you without regret
I'll kiss you without holding back
I'll kiss you with all the passion
I'll kiss you with all the hope
I'll kiss you with all the feelings
You'll want to be kissed by me
You'll receive a kiss from me
We're much wanting of a desirable kiss
We're much needing of a consolable kiss
A kiss is never doubted or judged
A kiss is always blessed and embraced
Oh, my goodness...
A kiss is always comes in any form
From being kissed gently on the forehead
Being kissed softly on the cheek
To kiss on one's much needed lips
To kiss within one's imaginative heart
One thing is very certain in this life
A kiss is always a way to keep one's heart alive
I was playing in Mommy's flower garden
and found a tiny red ladybug there
She flew away, so I begged her pardon
She came back and landed on my hair
I giggled when she whispered in my ear,
"Little girl, may I rest awhile with you?"
Oh, my goodness! What did I hear?
Can ladybugs talk? Can that be true?
I nodded to her before I said, 'yes.'
Then she crawled down onto my hand
and told me she liked my polka dot dress.
I said Thanks! Aren't polka dots grand?
I hummed and asked her to stay for tea
but it looked like she had fallen asleep.
Then I heard her say, "No thanks. Not for me."
She started crying. What had made her weep?
What's wrong little ladybug? Why do you cry?
I like your flower garden, and wish I could stay.
Stay forever, I told her, and never say goodbye.
I will be back tomorrow. Please don't fly away.
March 10, 2021
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Sponsored by Eve Roper
Bummer, dudes! Summer's almost done!
We've only a few weeks left to have fun.
All these months went by so fast;
How I wish summertime would last.
Crayons, pencils, notebooks, and more
Are now on sale at the 99 cent store.
Kids will be disappointed when playtime ends,
But at least they'll make old and new friends.
Teachers are prepared to lecture their classes
While polishing their desks and cleaning their glasses.
Oh my goodness! Here we go again,
As we hear the yearly refrain:
See you in September, y'all!
We're in for a brand new semester this fall.
Come to order and take your seats:
Pay close attention and you better not cheat!
Have your assignments finished on time:
If you fail, it's detention for your behind.
Open your books and close your mouth!
No talking allowed or you'll be thrown out.
Only thing I expect from each other
Is to encourage and support one another.
Let's learn and grow, and you'll do great;
Make all of us proud so you can graduate.