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Premium Member A Conversation With the Three Stooges
A Conversation With The Three Stooges

I Am: Hello guys it’s an honor, fellows

Moe:  HELLO! 
Larry: HELLO!
Curly: HELLO!  
The Three Stooges:  HELLOS!

I Am:  You’re known as half-wits, birdbrains, knuckleheads, 
  ...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: numskull, celebrity, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Run Child Run
The house is a wreck, my left shoe’s loose, and the baby’s crying,
So we all know what to do.
But sad mama did it,
And a fancy dancy lady was told by my 8-year-old bully-fied, snitch brother,...

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Categories: numskull, child abuse,
Form: Free verse
A Titch More of Tom's Torturously Terrrible Tidbits
I went to buy an R.V.
They said all I could afford was a Lose-a Beggo.

I bought a pair of alligator shoes.
But then I started wandering off into swamps.
Finally, I had to toss them, they were
really...

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© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: numskull, funny, on writing and words, parody, me,
Form: Burlesque

Book: Reflection on the Important Things