Long Naughtily Poems

Long Naughtily Poems. Below are the most popular long Naughtily by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Naughtily poems by poem length and keyword.


Fuzzy Socks and Crocs

Fuzzy and hairy that is what he was, a cuddly big bear. She   
Undressed shyly before him while he took his own sweet time   
Zesting it up with cologne before a mirror, what a nervous boy      
Zorro mask in place he naughtily asked," can I use my whip ?"  
You can do anything you want but leave my feet alone    

So there they were two hotties revving for the big big night
Oh Oh Oh she wailed and moaned, " how I love the big wild horse" 
Caressing her like a velveteen he croons into her ear, "Oh dear " 
Kiss me, canoodle me but don't look at my feet Tiger, cuz if you do ?  
So slowly ever so slowly he peels the blanket off her quivering body 

And as he looked at her feet he took in the blue socks and crocs 
Nascent desires squelched, she was no longer a sexy wench ,
Darling, what in Gods name made you wear something like that he cried 

Cuz I wanted to be hot stuff for you, but my feet are always cold 
Roaring with laughter he took off his mask & she noticed his brows  
Oh my stars you shaved your brows! "Didn't want to be a     
Caveman my dear. She giggled and squeezed him tight.  I love it  
Sexy Zorro.  Two lovers doo whopping it, with hot sexy love...
Form: Acrostic


Premium Member A Poem on My Pets

I love to watch my white cat and my ginger cat’s antics
They slyly creep, then naughtily or quickly dart away.
So different from our Australian Shepherd dog are they.

The dog is loving and sweet, but she lacks a cat’s finesse.
She always makes such messes and lacks the felines’ soothing purr.
I long to have my cats around to stroke their pretty fur.

I have to be content with the few rare times
when one or the other of the cats comes to me when I’m on my bed.
Then it’s often just because they’re wanting to be fed.

Ah, the white one I love so much -  he’s come to me, merely for my touch!
Form: Rhyme

I Love You For What You Have Been To Me

You, I've  loved  you  ever  you've been with me! 
None  supported me  as  you did,  so  far. 
On my eighteenth, you shone  elegantly,

Capturing  naughtily   what  eyes didn't  see  
When  I  held   closely  the  mini   skirt   star.  
So, I've  loved  you  ever  you've been  with  me!

In  the  dark   night,  when  I  tread   cautiously  
To  the robber you gave  a   nasty  scar.
And,  strong   and   proud, you shone  elegantly!

She came  and  shunned you  for   being   shabby  
She replaced you  and  you gazed  from   afar  
Still, I've  loved  you  ever  you've been  with  me!

Then   one   day  she  left  me  in   state   sorry.
I threw her  gift   to   hug  you  as  you are.
Dear of mine,  you shone  elegantly!

I was not  rich   man   when  you came  to  me
All crushed and bruised  you took me  to  my gloire.
Lovely shoes, I've  loved  you  ever  you've been  with  me!
I  love  the  way you shone  elegantly! 

27/08/16
Contest: My shoes

Premium Member Love You Lusciously


Darling, your little lamb dressed naughtily in lace
lies here languishing endlessly on satin sheets,
with loosened locks spread upon a silken pillow case.

I sail into a day-dream land where I think of what I miss:
the ripple of your gentle laughter, the scintilla of your smile,
which send me to a lavender and lilac scented place of soulful bliss.

I imgaine your soft eyes, alluringly light blue,
your lashes that lightly brush my blushing face,
And your dulcet voice calling, “Let me make sweet love to you.”

Mesmermized by magic, I’m revolving with delight,
maddeningly loving you, I’m lilting. You’re my moon.
In your illumination, I am floating in your light.

Dreaming of your smooth lips moving marvelously on mine.
Like licking the meringue on lemon pie, so succulent.
My wine, my mint julip, the elixir I imbibe – you are sublime.

Here I am , your little lamb, yet dressed so naughtily.
Hurry, Darling, let me fall upon you and love you lusciously.

March 30, 2018
Now for PD's 'Alliteration 004 (I prefer old poems)' Contest

Abc Poem

A~B~C

Astonishingly 
     Beautiful 
           Cornucopia    
Dancing  
     Entrancing
         Fairies     

Graciously
     Handsomely
         Infinitely
             Jubilant         
Kittenish
     Lively
         Mood 

Naughtily
      Outrageously
          Playing
Quaint
       Rapturous
              Simplistic
                    Tunes

Underneath
      Velvet
           Willows     

Xylophones                   
Zinging…

Written 9th May 2020

Contest  ABC 
Sponsor Allright Poet

Contest Brian's Choice A
Sponsor Brian Strand 
HONORABLE MENTION
Form: ABC


Premium Member The Book of Kings - 1 Kings 16:31-33

Ahab needed shore leave, 
And obsessed so on his dream,
Harpooning some sweet harlot 
Had become his major theme.
He was just a novice mariner, 
His first time far from home.
He’d made his maiden voyage 
With his wild oats yet unsown.

Jezebel liked scrimshaw, 
Always wore it like a queen.
She loved to dress in style 
And had a taste for French cuisine.
She was just another working girl, 
Young sailors were her game. 
She didn’t dig Jehovah, 
But she’d do Him just the same.

Ahab went on liberty 
With fifty bucks in cash.
He laid down ten on his first tattoo 
And a shot of sour mash.
Jezi smiled coquettishly, 
Cooed, Hey there, cherry boy,
For forty shekels I’ll show you the ropes. 
I shag like the real McCoy.

Jezebel naughtily lowered her veil 
And shimmied her best Bette Davis.
Ahab said, "Baby, lead me astray 
Where Elijah’s conceit can’t betray us."
Ahab followed Jezi 
To her boudoir’s upper floor,
Singing gayly of Nantucket 
Like some salty troubadour. 

Ahab put his hand inside 
Her open cookie jar.
The moment seemed electric, 
Like Saint Elmo lit his spar.
Just then the temple cops burst in 
And ruined his crescendo.
Ahab ran; they clipped his leg. 
Jezebel jumped out the window.

This story and its moral 
Speak of tragic dialogues:
Ahab deflowered a virgin prosthesis, 
And Jezebel went to the dogs.

Premium Member Onion

I, naughtily, peeled and peeled you to find the truth within,
You have, dear, taught me the philosophy of nothingness;
Each of your petals, like magical herbs, tickles my skin,
Each leaf, as a united nation, enwraps your thickness...!

In you is fulfilled the Buddhist concept of Nirvana,
You are accused of arousing sensuality too;
The Israelites, in each step, seeking flora and fauna,
The Bible says each one missed you, restlessness in them grew...!

One who wishes to kiss one's spouse should not eat you, they say,
Each dish of each little home, yet, dear, you make delicious:
Antioxidants, Blood Sugar, and the Digestive way,
Symbol of protection, memories... you are auspicious...!

Peel yourself selflessly...  this is what every onion says,
Resurrection means crucifixion too in humbler ways...!!!
Form: Sonnet

Premium Member Age Doesn'T Matter When You'Re In Love

Susie teetered into Bill’s office, wearing a skintight miniskirt
Sat on Bill’s knee for dictation. She was an outrageous flirt
Soon Bill was smitten and couldn’t resist her ample charms
He forgot about his wife and kids and fell into Susie's arms

That was the lusty beginning of their clandestine love affair
Young Susie is a man-eater and calls Bill her "Honey Bear"
Bill’s wife discovered his deception and asked for a divorce
She’ll keep it out of the media for a huge settlement, of course!

As soon as his divorce was finalised he made Susie his wife
Susie’s only twenty. Bill wanted a carer for the rest of his life
Bill’s eighty-five years old and Susie stroked his thinning hair
and denies her attraction to him is that Bill’s a multi millionaire!

They say age doesn’t matter, especially when you are ‘in love’
That depends if you’re the ‘secretary’ who's married to ‘the ‘guv’!
Within a year Bill was dead and Susie worked for another VIP
I've heard she takes dictation while sitting naughtily upon his knee

Age doesn’t matter when you’re in love Contest
Sponsored by Julie leigh Rodeheaver

12-16-17
Form: Rhyme

Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace