Long Knicker Poems

Some people wind up with twisted knickers
When they get insulted by nitpickers
Words are sticks and stones
Causing moans and groans
When they hear heckling whispers and snickers

Women used to call knickers 'underpants'
They'd get them twisted with tauntings...

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Alice
Alice was just going on eight years old
When Lewis Carroll made her fall down a hole.
The incredible place she imagined she'd found,
Buried in her backyard so far deep underground,
Teemed with people and creatures with fabulous...

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Piss


I tell missy for class say;
Aunty, i want to go and piss
Naim everybody con begin to de laugh, 
Auty coman get angry and get up and shout
'Class if i hear pim again'

Anty na look at...

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We’ve done our weekly shopping
and I need to use the loo
arriving at the ladies
There is a massive queue 

I stand in line cross legged
there are six in front of me
I wish people would hurry up
Cos...

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Rats rats rats
I’m scared of creepy crawly rats
Thay have beedy eyes and a long slivering tail
And the ones around here are as big as cats.

Rats rats rats
There’s countless millions everywhere
Nesting in your knicker draw
And crawling...

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Old Jack the knicker stripper
Took his well-oiled snippers
And off into the night he went 
To cause havoc he had intent
Looking for ladies of the night
& give them one 'ell of a fright

A glitter of a...

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O' boy; have you all heard the street gossip today 
Mrs. Pringle at No. 9 is having a bad hair day

Mr. Ellis at No. 4 had a shave, as cut his chin
Danny at No. 21...

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First,he opened the door,
The door of his deflowered ear.
Yea,he wants to be sure,
Sure of the languorous fairs.
Locked suit,dready boots,moistured knicker,
Grey sock,plastered brows and holy snickers.
Set for the journey,
Listening competition,listening/idea hunting.
He has no idea,
No idea of...

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First read Jan Allisons, "One lonely musky tear"

One Lonely Musketeer

Tiss true I have me comrades
Men at arms, one for all and all for one
When it comes to love, seems I ride alone
A big nose of...

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I'm looking for knickers and it's a worry;
What'll I do if I'm caught in a hurry?
(These days my signals have got a bit blurry.)

I've looked in the closet and under the bed.
I know that's strange...

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bougainvillea vine
tendrils crept up balcony
t’was our washing line!

Inspired by but not for Contest

100% true story no poetic licence at all!

Many years ago my parents had a villa in Spain, my sister and I would go...

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