Long Keebler Poems

Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem

Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din)
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania -
keystone state abbreviated as Pea Yay,
this stupid non huge poem
deployed courtesy scholar
really...a boot nuttin
butta an overrated allay
zee good for...

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Beelzebub arrived between the christmas lights strung inside my dorm,
Buzzing on my walls and brain to display what he must warn.

Voices scream inside my head when no one is around,
Dragging me deeper into my mind...

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from a young child they were groomed
a silver spoon they new not of
they were born in the gutter
there mother was a whore
selling her junk from a trunk in back of the liquor store
many moons ago...

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Strangers and pilgrims on the earth
Not as famous as Mrs. Butterworth
Not as strong as Mr. Clean
Cannot sing like Jimmy Dean

Who am I? I ask myself
Feeling small as a Keebler Elf
Instant replay of my life
Shows I’m...

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All You Critics Suck

excuse me what did you fart
 you always got something to bitch about
 nothing is every good enough for you
 you have bitten off far more then you could chew

 still your...

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beautiful beyond description in light of illumination
falling head long into a stream with whisper that evoke a taste
my very soul permeates the lavish cadence of a thought
gone our the days I used to frolic in...

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we make plans the break plans
 do we give up ?
 it all depends upon the creature or the creator
 there are those drifing in a sea of the make believe
 lost in the sauce...

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Poor screwed-up people
In their poor screwed-up house
2-year old is always crying
Mama just stopped trying
Papa’s been overdosing those pills he’s been buying
He’s dying
And some lady sleeps in papa’s bed every night
Baby knows but he don’t say...

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**ABC  FUN**

Funny vs' Rude~~
agrestic bugaboo creeps, dandle 
'each-
other', footle  gleeking,
happy, izzat...jillick, kibitz, ludic, 
maffick, nothosonomia, 
osculating, proudly,  quizzing, riant, 
squabash, 
to unstable void, whelm, Xanthippe, 
yodle, zingy. 
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Dark Death~~
aphotic burnt cardinal debris...

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With Apologies to Keebler

I bit into a cookie, or so I thought
Of the homemade kind, not store bought
Too many nuts for me
Worthless, you'd agree
Tasteless crumbs that would leave you fraught

Tossed into the garbage and bagged...

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elegant are we heading off on our fantasy
Tulips through the trees a reason to believe
with what one is willing to achieve
falling apart at the seams
we feel the plush Cashmere fiber
one full up with greatest of...

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okay
i have this record player
a lovely lady as a friend
lots of ben and jerry's
and three boxes of 45s

okay
i have this spiral staircase
a lovely lady as a friend
lots of keebler cookies
and two boxes of 78s

okay
i have...

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