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I feel in fuhrer rated and envious
I feel in führer rated and envious...

entrapped within webbed wide world
weft as a rump pulled stilts skein
at warp speed exhibiting
my heroic trumpian wiles
cuz he (johnny come lately) a then 
exemplary hedonist, narcissist, 
and polygamist dons
comical,...

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Categories: inconvenient, adventure, america, analogy, anxiety, conflict, crush, god,
Form: Free verse



Patsy Foley Was Roly-Poly In 1947
It may have been the devil himself who prompted the kids in my schoolyard back in 1947 to chant "Patsy Foley's roly-poly from eating too much ravioli."

At first, no one could remember who started the...

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Categories: inconvenient, memory,
Form: Prose
Premium Member This Is Feminist Us
It's peaceful here in my backyard.
The crows sound happy
with warm October sunlight.

I just read about a deadly gathering in Las Vegas.
Absence of sun-drenched peace.
Inconvenient this time of lost loss.
Death is always inconvenient,
even when invited.

A veteran,
about...

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Categories: inconvenient, anger, fear, humor, integrity, mental illness, military,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Red and Green Christians
Let's start with a fundamental flaw of fundamentalist Christianity,
a literary flaw within literal non-interpretation of historical creation
and sacred development.

This is true of radical jihadist Muslims as well,
although we both know you think you're more special...

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Categories: inconvenient, addiction, bible, hate, health, love, peace, philosophy,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member The Depths


"The Depths"

From the depths
silence.

Where 
are the voices
of other 
women?

In that other place,
the monsters violate, 
they take and take
bloody all, what they want

the dreams of women
are torched, murdered, 
next to them, 
the sweet dreams of lives...

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Categories: inconvenient, children, humanity, women,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member Sublime Terror
Let's say I am an antro-privileged terrorist.

What would we be saying? 
And is human nature supremacy
over all other less sacred nature/spirits
as monotheistically redundant
as anthro-industrious militarism?

If you are a HolySpirit panentheist,
is "religious terrorist" as oxymoronic
as using...

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Categories: inconvenient, earth, earth day, fear, identity, peace, political,
Form: Parallelismus Membrorum
Premium Member False Prophets
Disciples: How will we know True from False Prophets?

Teacher: You will cooperatively discern them
by their polyculturing love.

When does fear that disasters are becoming too relentlessly true,
masquerade as anger that such events and facts and trends
must...

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Categories: inconvenient, abuse, anger, fathers day, fear, freedom, health,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Inconvenient Wisdom
Instant individual redemption
from predative enculturation
is overly spiritualized,
under naturalized,
rightwing evangelical dogma
more likely found in empire-building
strong business-loyalty development texts
than multi-enculturing
re-connecting
re-ligioning nature/spirit scriptures.

If spiritual 
and capital redemption from baseline natural evils
is good news for individuals,
yet inapplicable to global...

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Categories: inconvenient, anti bullying, bullying, community, forgiveness, political, psychological,
Form: Political Verse
Off fish hill Daylight saving time 2025
Off fish hill Daylight saving time 2025

min(no) newt effect on me.

As part and parcel of terpsichorean repertoire,
one whirling dervish 
flaps his wings at the speed of sound.

With twenty three hours
Sunday March 9th, 2025
essentially 2:00:00 to...

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Categories: inconvenient, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form: Free verse
A trunkful of recyclables patiently awaits,
A trunkful of recyclables patiently awaits,

(and cries out long day's journey into night,
no...not for Eugene O'Neill),
but rather being distributed
in their respective bins at Wegmans
Under the Elms

Dressed up in our Sunday finery,
(which attire frankly looks no...

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Categories: inconvenient, adventure, america, anger, appreciation, car, environment, husband,
Form: Free verse
Oh Mondseer: the muck cob brie muenster saga
Oh Mondseer: the muck cob brie muenster saga..., 

crafted when Wallace and Gromit 
returned from their trip to the moon, 
which I can prov-olone huck curd 
(within Trump con feta ration) – 
as cheesy poem...

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Categories: inconvenient, adventure, age, animal, blue, character, dog, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Pleasant spring like day February 9th, 2024
Pleasant spring like day February 9th, 2024

A scent (and sixth sense predominates),
when apple boughs
and other aromatic flora
laden with blossoms and fruit
gently assail cilia of the nostrils,
aside from aiding distinguishing 
pleasant or unpleasant smells 
additionally incorporate...

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Categories: inconvenient, appreciation, bird, earth, february, flower, husband, insect,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Sometimes People Share
Sometimes pandemic people share
pieces of our unspeakable personal story

That no health care worker,
sex therapist player,
or green resonant systems organizer
wants to hear,
much less smell,
or touch,
or deeply feel...

I flinch, sometimes.

Wince.

Maybe flirt with longer-term
dissociation,
to protect myself
from suicide
to protect...

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Categories: inconvenient, abuse, god, health, muse, passion, political, power,
Form: Political Verse
I Relished Being Hungry For Thanksgiving Pop Slop Gloppy Grub
I relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub

whereby the missus didst potchke
created whirling dervish hubbub
after enjoying repast, 
(fit for a tarnished king),
yours truly able, eager, and ready
to soak my ego freezing carcass in...

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Categories: inconvenient, abuse, adventure, appreciation, autumn, blessing, drink, thanksgiving,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The New Man, a Human Being In Transition
The New Man, a Human being in transition.

The New Man is not a softie but knows the healing, creative power of vulnerability, how to melt and let his heart be touched. 

He knows how to...

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Categories: inconvenient, blessing, change, deep, growth, humanity, men, prayer,
Form: Free verse
Oh Mondseer the Muck Cob Brie Muenster Saga
Oh Mondseer: the muck cob brie muenster saga..., 
which I can prov-olone huck curd 
(within Trump con feta ration) – as cheesy poem!

Yea of course writing ideas unstoppably
burst asunder at the most inconvenient
opportunities such as...

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Categories: inconvenient, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, age, allegory,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Afterwards
Afterwards.

Didn’t we once used to smile and laugh?
I can see that we seemed to be happy 
As I look at an old photograph.
But now our mouths
Seem almost paralysed
Or are tight and grim.
I vaguely recall a...

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Categories: inconvenient, change, conflict, dark, destiny, fantasy, future, science
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Company of Fools
"No, I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
                        ...

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Categories: inconvenient, angst, solitude,
Form: Free verse
Argh Daylight Savings Time Ends Two Am November 6th 2022
Argh daylight savings time ends – 2:00 AM November 6th 2022

Hour hands of o'clock get set back 
sixty minutes gaining extra hour of Autumn
round about this same day of November 
every year, what a bum
er,...

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Categories: inconvenient, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, america,
Form: Rhyme
Daylight Savings Time Ends November 5th 2023 Means
Daylight Savings Time Ends – November 5th 2023 means...

discombobulated, harried, and lobotomized
state of body, mind, and spirit triage.

Onset of dark shadows signalling edge of night
occurs earlier as the world turns  
beckoning, hinting, robbing passage...

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Categories: inconvenient, autumn, business, confusion, dark, father, light, november,
Form: Rhyme
Argh Daylight Savings Time March 13th 2022
Argh Daylight Savings Time – March 13th, 2022

Once again, yours truly
dishes out his regular dose
of literary gobbledygook
even Count Dracula
would not even bat an eye
nor give me his evil curse,
butta I avoid tempting him 
courtesy fanged...

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Categories: inconvenient, america, change, confusion, history, light, march, morning,
Form: Rhyme
I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub
I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub

(a poetic partial fiction 
blended, diced, fricaseed, 
marinated, mixed, pureed, sautéed, 
stewed... with fact)

Hmm... on second thought
lemme join anorexic club
until rib cage protrudes taut and...

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Categories: inconvenient, america, appreciation, blessing, celebration, family, food, holiday,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member America the Worlds Hope For Peace and Prosperity Has Become a Culture of Death
America the Worlds Hope for Peace and Prosperity Has Become A Culture of Death

How did this happen?  America, how did you become a culture of death?  You were
founded upon the Word of God...

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Categories: inconvenient, america, forgiveness, visionary,
Form: Narrative
Ordinary married sexagenarian mortal feted as savior incarnate
Ordinary married sexagenarian mortal fêted as savior incarnate...

Courtesy a plethora of marriageable females
dogging, hounding, and lowing the living daylights
forcing yours truly to go undercover and into hiding 
within the heart of darkness
at a remote undisclosed...

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Categories: inconvenient, absence, adventure, allegory, analogy, angel, appreciation, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Somewhere On Foot Part One
I peered deeply into a water trickling  dyke clustered by pale blue and green peebles.
“Oh dear I sometimes dig too deep or maybe not diffidently.
Damon Deep thinker, lost in thought type.”
There is that mind...

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Categories: inconvenient, beautiful, character, city, deep, environment, growth, philosophy,
Form: Prose

Book: Reflection on the Important Things