Long In a pickle Poems
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Dragon Down, Dragon Down
When Dragon was a few months old, his future was already there to see.
He’d tried to fly, with his penguins’ encouragement. Yes! Oh My! Oh Me!
We kept hearing all day long: That Dragon’s down! That...
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Categories:
in a pickle, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
Surveillance Camera
i need to stop frowning and epitomizing
and sell this Caddy to the Cardinal
trying to let it miss your attention won't fly
since writing is speech even if somewhat removed
or fit only for bouncy news anchor banter
pancake...
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Categories:
in a pickle, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
The Elves Were In a Pickle
The Elves were in a pickle
As the Reindeer brought forth a crucial stat.
They would surely die... should they attempt to fly
Now dear Santa was too fat.
Their contract was clearly structured
To keep them safe and sound.
Where...
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Categories:
in a pickle, christmas, funny, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
I Am In a Pickle With You
Here we sit all cold and wet, ...
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Categories:
in a pickle, best friend, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Arbitration
A milk bottle of combustion is a silver tongued spoon. A dragon headed fortress underground. Weaving wavering waving wandering. A teaspoon of cataclysm in giant catacombs. Dominatrix circles and whirlpools. How very stylish Madame de...
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Categories:
in a pickle, best friend,
Form:
I do not know?
That's-That's-That's All Folks
That's-That's-That's All Folks
By Roy Merritt
There’s a little guy ‘round here
with a red mustache three feet long
And there’s no one about it seems
with which he gets along
He’s always angry it seems
and often pullin’...
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Categories:
in a pickle, culture, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Such Great Kites
In a meadow fair lived the mouse Ben,
Who fell in love with the squirrel Jen.
He wanted to marry but had not a dime,
“What could I give her that's shiny and mine?”
He thought and he thought...
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Categories:
in a pickle, children, flying, love, moon, sweet,
Form:
Rhyme
Peter Piper
Peter Piper pickin peppers
Pick your pockets
Potential profits
Purely pleasure
Plan on passin on, Puttin all
Personal belongings
In your purses or wallet
Because peter's plottin,
Poppin up practicly anywhere
Presidential pluckins possible
He's a professional
At peak performance
Nope no police...
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Categories:
in a pickle, betrayal, business, character, crazy, evil, poverty, word
Form:
Alliteration
'twas the Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, I’d forgotten the sprouts
So I sent out a plea to the local boy scouts
I’d remembered the crackers, the turkey and ham
but my guests would expect sprouts, so I was in...
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Categories:
in a pickle, christmas, food, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Farm Auction
An unsophisticated feller attending an auction could find himself in a pickle!
The nuances, subtleties and gestures used in bidding could cost him a pretty nickel!
A city feller decided to attend a farm auction to see...
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Categories:
in a pickle, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Trust No One
I now must live my life by a code, "Trust No One."
I know the extent my government will go with their ruthless intimidation.
Your worst enemy in the world could end up being your very best...
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Categories:
in a pickle, corruption, loneliness, political,
Form:
Rhyme
The Widow
Sunday after Evensong
We would go for a sherry
Now don't get me wrong
It was just a sherry, nothing more
I'd look at her face
She would look at the floor
We'd talk of the sermon
By old reverand Jones
We'd have...
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Categories:
in a pickle, betrayal, friend,
Form:
Rhyme
All Day Tomorrow
. for public domain
All Day Tomorrow
( a cast of characters in song )
Homeless Jo and Jane:
We've got all day tomorrow,
to wait by the New Jersey shore,
to beg for a nickel
'cause we're in a pickle.
No end...
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Categories:
in a pickle, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Jarheads In a Pickle
War ain’t a kosher thing
The killing of innocent human beings
was never FDA approved
(From Da Almighty)
Ebenezer fiscals’ hands be closed tighty
to the citizen poor
But they openly solicit those laborers’ loyalty,
before sending them off to war
Dem silver-loving...
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Categories:
in a pickle, soldier, truth, violence, war,
Form:
Narrative
Quandary
I am in a quandary
I am in a fix
My life in a predicament
I wonder what will happen next
Nothing doth run smoothly
So often things go wrong
It would be so refreshing
For a new day to begin...
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Categories:
in a pickle, anxiety, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Lying Awake
When you're lying awake with a dismal headache,
and repose is this a state of panic and anxiety,
You've suddenly got to sleep,
when the use of languages is thrown at you, without impropriety;
First, you uncover your...
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Categories:
in a pickle, deep, emotions, feelings,
Form:
Free verse
I Can Be That Child Again
oh, how I loved my mother's garden
where I would run and play all day
and in the nearby forest explore with father.
often, I would lay spread-eagle on the grass
and sometimes I would creep among...
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Categories:
in a pickle, childhood, memory,
Form:
Verse
Summer Fun
I recall days long departed
When I was just a kid . . .
O, how I loved Mother's garden
I would run in the sun and play all day
Down paths now vanished . . ....
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Categories:
in a pickle, child, childhood,
Form:
Free verse
Have Been Crying For Bryan
are in a pickle
money down failed to trickle
chopped up with cycle
had been requester
of who would be a tester
about sequester
God never provoke
thinks our job is a big joke
saved me from a stroke.
went to sleep last night
then...
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Categories:
in a pickle, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Sourtoe Martini
Sourtoe Martini
The newest trend in cocktails?
Severed human toes!
It’s the latest thing in the Yukon
Not that everybody knows
But now that the Wall Street Journal
Has given it some class
The Sourtoe martini
Is in every other glass
It started forty...
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Categories:
in a pickle, social, drink, time,
Form:
Rhyme
A Few Laughs To Kick Start Your Day
THE KNIGHTS NIGHT OUT
The kings knights went out for some drinking
Mead flowed all got drunk armour clinking
A short cut home through the mire
Wearing their heavy attire
One by one they all started sinking...
A STINGING REVENGE
A...
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Categories:
in a pickle, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Nursery Rhyme - the Hunkydory Bear
I will tell a funny story of a bear that's hunkydory
How 'e lives a life of comfort in a pickle on a tree
When the summer comes 'e fishes, an' 'e eats 'em off o' dishes
Till...
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Categories:
in a pickle, animal, children, happiness, tree, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Days Long Departed
I recall days long departed when I was just a kid
oh, how I loved mother's garden
I would run in the sun and play all day
down paths now vanished . . .
I would lay spread-eagle...
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Categories:
in a pickle, nostalgia,
Form:
Free verse
Mixed Pickles
Mike had an overdraft that put him in a pickle
He wasn't worth a dime not even a nickel
He would be the first to say when he got his pay
He went out to play
He loved playing...
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Categories:
in a pickle, 10th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
A Conversation Between Bernie's Legions and Trump's
“Comrade Bernie's in full swing
Arms flailing, fingers pointing,
Like a possessed puppet on a string
To his legions never disappointing.”
“We're a movement young and strong
Forward thinking, kind to all,
They call us mad but that's so wrong
Such a...
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Categories:
in a pickle, endurance, future, humor, march, political, satire, society,
Form:
Quatrain