Spouse Took Hiatus Washing Clothes and Dishes

(alternately titled: tongue in cheek humor cuz the following hyperbole from this pencil necked baby boomer without intent to badmouth, nor start unfounded rumor, who chalks, i.e. attributes gobbledygook to funny bone tumor). Impossible mission maneuvering around soiled clothes pile floor to ceiling humongous mound terse reply hopefully adequately sound to convincingly doth explain absent poet buried alive underground, perhaps never heard and/or found till 1-800 GOT JUNK uncovered emaciated (lovely bones) formerly Matthew Scott Harris his remnants discovered visa vis mastercard bloodhound. No need to fret (while guitar gently weeps), just talk to who barkeeps works long late hours, he oversleeps thus best track him down, without uttering peeps please find out if he knows anybody reliably housekeeps maybe lady luck will thru think magical realism deliver sophisticated robot harkening within outer limits from twilight zone hookin get the job done in one fell swoop sweeps. Meanwhile yours truly tries to remain upbeat despite being royally tricked upon pledging his troth haint cool wedded bliss heavily perspiring courtesy ultraheat smellbound by malodorous laundry necessitating heavy amount of clorox to pretreat which I rather drink, (and thank president Trump) for sakes Pete! Though the misses upholds voluntarily cooking as wifely role indeed worth commendable attention, I do concede and doth adequately buzzfeed her hubby lest he wither away to lovely bones (well past due date late to avoid above mentioned outcome, his (mine) corporeal being well nigh freed, thus complaint regarding spindleshanks solved no knead to strain skinny ankle muscles and maintain self promise holy matrimony, cuz aye know weed never remain married forever as initially agreed. Fickle finger of fate hath spoken thru smelly potential Superfund site perhaps... not amazing how heaping pile of unwashed laundry can create ecological hazard, that warrants B44 one bedroom apartment condemned management understandably irate to withhold security deposit nearly four years at Highland Manor now ready for model domestic counterpart to debate with her better angels where to relocate.