Long How now brown cow Poems

Still wrestling with impasse to contentment

Dispense sing with fidelity blithely agog
just me and mine dark shadow 
slinking along outer limits of 
the edge of night doth blog
passivity, the path 
of least resistance ohm my dog,
shocking...

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Wrestling with impasse to contentment

Dispense sing with fidelity blithely agog
just me and mine dark shadow 
slinking along the edge of night doth blog
passivity, the path of least resistance ohm my dog,
shocking voltage surges an emphatic...

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Santa's New Team

Christmas Eve was coming
There was plenty to be done
There were protocols to follow
There were programs to be run

Presents needed wrapping
Elves had duties of their own
They've been doing it for centuries
They could call Christmas...

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Christmas Eve was coming
There was plenty to be done
There were protocols to follow
There were programs to be run

Presents needed wrapping
Elves had duties of their own
They've been doing it for centuries
They could call Christmas in by...

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4/9/17


Vultures circled overhead then swooped in
Towards the remains of a human
Nearby an outcrop of rocks that protruded

Another morning filled with fog
A frog sat upon a log
Of which he was fond
Inside a pond full of fronds
Within...

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Many More Horn Poems

Had looked like  a light brown cow;
And did know it was her somehow;
Climb could not;
Even  when hot;
We could tell by each long eye brow.

Of what can a  profound poem...

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The High Calorie Diet
(The diet of your dreams!)

BREAKFAST:  Eat plenty of the following:
1.	Milkshake
2.	Date-nut-bar
3.	 2 eggs fried in bacon grease
4.	 Bacon
5.	 Sausage.  

NOTE:  That’s enough.  No need for two slices of dried...

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MONDAY

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed,
There's a mind numbing pain at work in my head.
Wash my hair and comb my face,
Something died in my mouth, where's the toothpaste?

Grab a quick bite of...

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https://soundcloud.com/kentucky-gal/2012-10-24-12-47-20-774the


Now Y'all have had embarrassing moments that happen to you. 
Well, I had some myself that I thought I'd share that are true. 

Ahh, the humorous side to my country life for me. 
From one...

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Woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
There's a mind numbing pain at work in my head.

Wash my hair and comb my face,
Something died in my mouth, where's the toothpaste.

Grab a quick bit of...

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What now brown cow is there some sort of contention going on here?
I only wanted to indulge in some small form of nourishment here;
And you can at times provide such a tasty morsel,
I am after...

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THE MEERKAT
Meerkats are delightful beasts,
Arousing warm affection
They stand in groups discrete
Looking in the same direction

COW
How now brown cow
A bestowal to the world art thou
Miracle of God's construction
Four stomachs in mass production

THE PIG
Our blessings upon you...

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Farmyard Chat.

Cluck, cluck says Mrs Hen as the farmyard comes to life.
Moo, moo says Big Brown Cow as she spots the farmers wife.
AH, she'll be coming a milking then send us out to graze
with Sheep...

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Ever hear these words, “How now brown cow?”
Wonder where it came from, this to me is very bizarre anyhow.
I realize that it’s just a little saying.
Why this crept in, I asked myself while praying?

You see...

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I thought I would take a tiny walk about 
A field of wild flowers was calling my name.
I sat among the Queen Anne’s lace, enjoying the sun.
She beat upon my shoulders a bit as I...

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"Referencing an old poetic imagism sort of poem I wrote some four years ago--almost to the day---wherein lies a paradox," ... by The Poet.

MIRROR, MIRROR

I was in a room,
there, I saw a mirror,
and then I...

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Randy sings out to me, I write
My own heart strings and dance.
Romance, my true love, forever.
Whirling, twirling on the floor
Forever more, no door, barns -
Bars, bands, adrenalin glands.

Piano, music in a box, in glass,
Brass candle...

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SHOULD I WOW YOU

Should I essay to wow you I trow
That my words shall be honest I vow
No mere rhymes such as ‘How now brown cow’
But an aesthetic furrow I’ll plough

Then I’ll speak my lines...

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Having been brought up on a farm cottage
cows are a breed I know about
they make indeed an interesting study
of that they can be no doubt

Think of yourself as a cow
having to eat grass all day
drinking...

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Case hard tool
                                ...

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Backwards forwards upside down
  Driving in reverse back through town
Yahoo.com said moo -- landed in Honolu
  This poem is insane and so are Yu

Darvish and awl of you hoo(!) still think
  The...

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Wishing you and yours
a magical day
a fantastical flute
a paisley bandana
an owl with a hoot

Yearning in cosmic dreams
a mystical forest 
a well-endowed fairy
an empathetic pixie
brown cow from a dairy

Being delicate and wistful
on this heavenly path
to your...

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Does chocolate milk come from a brown cow
Is a rabbit's foot lucky for the bunny
What good is a wish on a falling star
Are dad jokes never ever funny

Whatever happened to conversations
Why are people transfixed on...

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