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The High Calorie Diet

The High Calorie Diet
(The diet of your dreams!)

BREAKFAST:  Eat plenty of the following:
1.	Milkshake
2.	Date-nut-bar
3.	 2 eggs fried in bacon grease
4.	 Bacon
5.	 Sausage.  

NOTE:  That’s enough.  No need for two slices of dried toast

MORNING SNACK:  ½ of a large pizza with extra cheese and a 2-liter soda of your choice.

LUNCH:  Eat everything on your plate.
1.	Milkshake
2.	Strawberries dipped in chocolate
3.	Potato chips
4.	Artichoke dipped in butter.
5.	Barbeque chicken
6.	Drink Mountain Dew
7.	Carrot cake

NOTE:  Good planning:  Plenty of fruits and veggies!

AFTERNOON SNACK:  Pizza (2ND half), a large glass of whole milk and 1 box of chocolate 
covered cherries

DINNER:  It is the last meal of the day, so eat a lot!
1.	Brown Cow (Chocolate Ice Cream in Root beer)
2.	Corn fritters
3.	Eggplant Parmesan with extra cheese
4.	Baked potato with sour cream and real butter
5.	12oz. Grilled steak (OR more if you are really hungry) 
6.	Sweet potato pie  (You may substitute pecan pie.)

BEDTIME SNACK:  Cookies and Crème milkshake with a box of Oreos on the side.

REMEMBER, many meals a day are better than just three.  No MATTER HOW HUNGRY you are 
DO NOT eat anything that is not on your diet.  Eat slowly to savor your food, ENJOY! >>>  
LOL!  LOL!  LOL!  LOL!  LOL!  LOL!  LOL!  LOL!  LOL!  
In your dreams!!!

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Carolyn Devonshire January 21, 2010 at 11:49 AM Now here's a diet I can adhere to, Dane Ann! (Especially the eggplant parmesan with extra cheese -- it's a vegetable and a dairy, right? So why not?) You mentioned many of my favorite foods so I'm going to switch diets right away. Just hope I'll be able to fit into my small car. Excellent culinary and poetic skills, my friend. Love, Carolyn

Andrea Dietrich January 21, 2010 at 11:41 AM Very funny, Dane Anne. I actually did eat kind of that way as a teenager. THOSE were the days of my dreams, oh, where have they GONNNNNE. except for the overdose of icecream, I liked your diet. Mine would throw in additonally spaghetti, tacos, popcorn and aenchiladas! LUv, andrea

Kabuteng P.Ink K. January 21, 2010 at 8:58 AM oh my!! This is indeed the diet of my dreams!! Can I just keep on dreaming?? Hehe all this food talk is seriously making me hungry--how I want everything on this diet list!! mmmmm I guess I'll just have to go to sleep now--hehehhe super enjoyed this write, Dane-Ann :)

Veronica Joseph January 20, 2010 at 4:45 PM can I live at your house?

Laura Mckenzie January 20, 2010 at 2:39 PM Dane Ann~ you are to funny by the time I read all those lines I was ready to throw up with all the food listed LOLOLOLOL! Good one! Love Laura :)

Jared Pickett January 20, 2010 at 12:54 PM Wow, that looks like the recipe for a heart-attack.... Eggs cooked in bacon grease.... Whew, I would spend the rest of the day in the bathroom....:0...IALMFAO.......Get it??.....:JP]

Doris Culverhouse January 20, 2010 at 11:31 AM that is the way I ate in college!