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Veggie Tray

My veggie tray's selection was unique. 'Twas still offered to a jittery sheikh Who hopped from foot to foot, Ignoring the ginger root, Took an onion, saying, "Gotta take a leek!" He ran off to the loo speedily. Later on, he returned back to me. Assessed my tray and proceeded To eat a pod that was seeded. I asked him, "Tell me sir, how was your pea?" We laughed, and guffawed, and made a fuss At the playful double entendre between us. He said with a wink, "I'd hate to think What you'd say if I had the asparagus!"

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Date: 5/6/2011 1:24:00 PM
Wow I thought this was terrific.I'm not alone on mother's day Jason but thanks for the thought.I know how the lady feels I thank God for my husband or I'd really be lonely.~Teresa~
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Date: 5/3/2011 10:48:00 AM
hahaha. I love your expert play on words. Well done, Jason. (Your father's called Jay?)
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