Long Grudgingly Poems
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Where Art Thou Anonymous Benefactor To Offer Me Succor
Where art thou anonymous benefactor...to offer me succor?
Ah... methinks legal tender
could be a boon to help me bolster
mein kampf with necessary material equipage,
which prospect to acquire essential
commodities sabotaged
at the altar of...
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Categories:
grudgingly, 8th grade, absence, anger, angst, boy, confusion,
Form:
Free verse
I hanker and pine for wood burning stove weather
I hanker and pine for wood burning stove weather
I haint no spring chicken,
("Buk buk buk buk ba-gawk!")
but in Summer re:
long in tooth sexagenarian
nostalgic for the following imagery
evoked yesterday with very little effort
(aside...
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Categories:
grudgingly, age, allegory, appreciation, celebration, confusion, halloween, natural
Form:
Free verse
Precious Priceless Progeny
Precious priceless progeny
Hands down the most dramatic change ever needed to make the most profound impact awoke from helping beget the first offspring. An internal paradigm shift reshuffled priorities...
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Categories:
grudgingly, absence, adventure, angst, anniversary, beautiful, celebration, creation,
Form:
Rhyme
Rufus and Bill
Now the sun and the sand were treacherously hot
and not a place for Man or a Beast.
As you must be audaciously quick to find a good spot
or...
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Categories:
grudgingly, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy
Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy
The following pastiche
poetically pricked prick,
whereby fantasy courtesy Eros
(????) cow licked
country bumpin videlicet hick
bullied who consider me
on account of a dinky dick.
Me primate...
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Categories:
grudgingly, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Niitthaar Perumai, the Fundamental Role of the Ascetic, Canto 3 of the Thirukkural By Thiruvalluvar
Niithaar Perumai, the Fundamental Role of Ascetics, Canto 26 of the Thirukkural, the Tamil Classical Treatise on Ethics, Translation and Commentary by T. Wignesan
[Given the scarcity of information (mostly conflicting even then) on the...
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Categories:
grudgingly, education, humanity, life, philosophy, retirement, tamil,
Form:
Epigram
Turning the maxim familiarity breeds contempt on it's head
Turning the maxim familiarity breeds contempt on it's head...
not just in time for Valentine's Day
but the remaining days of our lives
as the world turns
on all our children
the young and restless
now grown to womanhood
After being married
for...
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Categories:
grudgingly, absence, adventure, anger, anniversary, anxiety, appreciation, blessing,
Form:
Free verse
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
revisited January 23rd, 2024
on the evening before yours truly
(the one and only Matthew Scott Harris),
a stand up comic wannabe, who
historically heartily hales
from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
undergoes oh joy rapture colonoscopy.
Three days...
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Categories:
grudgingly, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday, blessing, death, health,
Form:
Free verse
Flagan the Dragon Part1
Before you commit...I have to admit
that I consider you all to be friends.
So feel free to sit back...and try to relax
And I hope you make it right...
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Categories:
grudgingly, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Pleasant spring like day February 9th, 2024
Pleasant spring like day February 9th, 2024
A scent (and sixth sense predominates),
when apple boughs
and other aromatic flora
laden with blossoms and fruit
gently assail cilia of the nostrils,
aside from aiding distinguishing
pleasant or unpleasant smells
additionally incorporate...
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Categories:
grudgingly, appreciation, bird, earth, february, flower, husband, insect,
Form:
Rhyme
Present Wedded Bliss Haint No Touchstone
Present wedded bliss haint no touchstone...
Circa ~ late spring/ early summer 1978
twas at behest of Harriet Harris,
thus due credit mother dearest
(she long since passed away)
who tried, to bribe, coax, exhort...
(protracted effort not all in vain),
cuz...
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Categories:
grudgingly, adventure, appreciation, celebration, dedication, devotion, husband, marriage,
Form:
Free verse
Expression of an Impressionist
Expression of an Impressionist
"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
The alarming trend of renegade
souper spoons ladling out propaganda
cast a chilling, galvanizing, and spooking trend
many spoons transitioning to sporks
and running off with knaves of knives.
Why, where, and...
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Categories:
grudgingly, allegory, america, angel, appreciation, atheist, destiny, heartbreak,
Form:
Free verse
The Bulldozer and the Bear
The Sun had risen to greet the day
and marveled at such a range of wondrous things.
Where below the warmth it brought to bare
was causing a Thrasher's heart...
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Categories:
grudgingly, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Fraught With Ibs Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome...
today – late morning of November 4th 2022
sudden onset experienced whereby
whooshing waste naturally flushed out
ala mine body electric performed colonoscopy
diarrheal gangbuster instigated
maybe Machiavellian microbe
with powerful rectal surge
analogous to invisible plunger
forcing...
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Categories:
grudgingly, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Rhyme
Ace Colonoscopy Doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky
Ace colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich
and Larry Borowsky
Though necessary to down:
four Dulcolax laxative tablets,
quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax
over span of eight hours,
and if necessary even one Fleets Enema,
I...
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Categories:
grudgingly, adventure, age, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, care, death,
Form:
Free verse
Seven Minutes Until
|SEVEN MINUTES UNTIL OUR DEMISE
{"Seven minutes left; the insistent buzz in my skull would never abrogate, it preserved on being continuously strenuous.
My whacks on the veneer of the tiles went unheard of as my...
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Categories:
grudgingly, absence, abuse, addiction, anger, anxiety, break up,
Form:
Free verse
Most Mind Boggling Mysterious Mortal
Most mind boggling mysterious mortal
Mystification prevails stupefying yours truly
befuddled, he blindly stumbles along rocky
pathway illusory impediments strewn helter
skelter intangible obstructions hinder access
psychological barricades effective impasse
detains, deters, detours manhood maturation
manumission manifestation materialization
linkedin, when permanent submission arises
beckoning...
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Categories:
grudgingly, absence, angel, angst, atheist, birth, courage, creation,
Form:
Free verse
Support Your Local Po Whet Hick Bummer Ie Me
Support Your Local Po' Whet (Hick) Bummer, i.e. me
Freedom from onset of pervasive gloom
(attendant with profusely perspiring palms,
hut tree men duh us aggravation), would be
a dog send to this melon collie bow...
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Categories:
grudgingly, 11th grade, 12th grade, angel, conflict, integrity,
Form:
Bio
Humus Me My Vegetated Chokes Ingest
Humus me? My vegetated chokes ingest!
(jokes all in jest)
Hard to believe, I orange in a lee
started life as barely visible speck!
Just in the course of healthy growing
season, this former minute nearly
microscopic entity developed into
quite pleasing...
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Categories:
grudgingly, 11th grade, 12th grade, animal, beautiful, crazy,
Form:
Bio
SAFELINK TracFone synonymous
Dear SafeLink Customer,
(one of the many recipients includes me).
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) announced that the Affordable Connectivity Program (ACP) is ending, and April 2024 will be the last fully funded month for your benefits...
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Categories:
grudgingly, 12th grade, america, anxiety, appreciation, break up,
Form:
Free verse
February 13th, 2023 old man winter gave a one two punch
February 13th, 2023 - old man winter gave a one...two punch
Overladen snow covered crackle and crunch
though, this skeptic owned a doubtful hunch
that such 24/7 round the clock whether coverage
would make laughingstock of forecasting
how Jack Frost...
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Categories:
grudgingly, abortion, abuse, age, anger, anti bullying, appreciation,
Form:
Rhyme
Charity
Crazy lady with model outfits – what now? You’ll see in a moment *hint* she’s a taker, not a giver ~!
Hah! She’s straight-out self-confident – I must laugh my pants off! What does she have...
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Categories:
grudgingly, addiction, character, crazy, fashion, funny, image,
Form:
Acrostic
Daylight Savings Time March 13th, 2022
Daylight Savings Time – March 13th, 2022
A long time graduate courtesy
Hard Knocks alum,
once again yours truly
posts reasonable rhyme
about shortest day of the year.
Two o'clock Ante Meridiem
nostri Jesu Christi
hour...
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Categories:
grudgingly, allusion, color, dream, flying, fun, god, imagery,
Form:
Rhyme
Harumph To Holiday Hoopla Phish Pshaw
Harumph To Holiday Hoopla – Phish Pshaw!
Relieved of fatherhood Saint
Nick schtick found me
to relinquish ratty outfit, and stow away zee bras
like padding and "FAKE flowing beard,
ah...don't remind me,
those well worn faux paws
of each dear deer...
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Categories:
grudgingly, angel, childhood, christmas, conflict, creation, december, jesus,
Form:
Political Verse
Judy, An Addicted Foodie
Judy Leigh was addicted with a food fixation.
Gorging on fruit, veggies, and any crustacean.
She wanted to stop and yelled, "Damnation!
My overeating is causing me such frustration!"
While grudgingly doing her morning chores,
Judy acquired the bad habit...
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Categories:
grudgingly, addiction, food,
Form:
Rhyme