Long Goose is cooked Poems

WinterBane 
WinterBane 
 
Soltive pre ordained priest warlike additives initially a Jesus Freak becoming cold 
hearted in the winter. Bane has come with hatred of simple minded people. Sexual 
orientation is nill. Macabration indentation on...

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Smoke a little weed, drink a little drink, there's nothing to it are so you think, but before you keep going you need to take a good look because underneath there lies a hook. So...

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The King looked down upon the land,
Saw Earth in great distress.
This place that He has loved so much,
The things He loved and blessed;

Saw cruelty of every kind,
Sickness, death, decay.
He knew that something must be done,
Set...

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Dropped out of whap five, hyperdrive is fried and so am I. Cruised through
a seven eleven, picked up some goodies for me mates. Bottle of Jack Daniels
Black for me British mate Paul Beadnall, lovely coconuts...

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Would that our love were constant as the Sun,
Who though He needs his daily rest too,
And slips under the cover of earth’s horizon
To find such bliss as He can without us
Always in his sight, still...

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Hope is the notion 
to swim across the ocean 
and pray you won't drown
when it gets thick and brown

Hope is that dope
that get you hooked 
when you're goose is cooked
and you’re up against the ropes

Hope...

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Nothing But the Truth

The world has gone too far PC
At least to folks the likes of me
I tell it simply like I see it
If that’s upsetting, well so be it
The world’s become so sensitive
Leaving truth...

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Those at ''The Top'' may have a degree
Whatever you think ''The Top'' to be

Groomed and smart  but looking so tense
Because they have no common sense 

Common sense is overlooked
Possessors of it ? - Their...

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Metaphor of multi plug

The metaphor of the multi plug 
With lines and leads connected lugs,
To keep you on their lead,
Believing all their krappy creed,
from some dirty unwashed thug,
You poor mental as passive weed,
Do you dig...

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I was helping a customer with her internet issues, 
and remarked that before we’re done, that she will be
like one of our field technicians.

She indicated that she did not want to be a network guru.
"When...

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merry freakin' Christmas and jingle all the way
I'm really hating this time of year, what more is there to say
except I'd like to sleep past new year, tucked away inside my bed
if it wasn't for...

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In kingdoms known by all the lands
             in which the Royal court commands
The celebration must begin
       ...

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Forgive me, just some silly nonsense...


You can have your Chatty Cathy
Or Annie with the big Fanny
But you can't have Tom Terrific
You don't get it? That's uncanny!

They gotta rhyme like Sarah Tiara
Or Tammy who loves Salami
There's...

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         Nations of Compassion?


     Follow the crowd, or else,
     Your goose is cooked but good.
    ...

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The goose cranes its neck in time to see egrets and cranes
    chicken out from a furious fight over seeds and grains
        against a rooster...

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Please pass me a double with 100-proof zing
No, I’ve no money, but I’ll pay with this ring

Yes, it’s a diamond yet it lost its luster
I found him with her; my mind did fluster

So I tossed...

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I cannot anymore say “I do not give a hoot!” 
When a policeman pulls over my car, 
First thing I say is, “Officer, please don’t shoot!” 

Now, I am afraid to go--to venture very far...

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I feel my luck will change if I give it one more try.
However, this is something my peers will deny.
A jackpot awaits if I push a button or pull a lever.
I have lost a lot...

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Where there's a will
there's a funeral
death is a fact of life
a grave undertaking
for a mortician
and one day some day
you and I
will wake up dead
hopefully the lifetime led
was of our own making
too late for looking back
no...

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You know the old saying your goose is cooked
Whenever I hear that I really get shooked
I hear there's some truth to that nasty old saying
I'm valuable because of the many eggs I keep laying

You have...

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Where is the time you lost
How do you outrun yourself
Can you drink enough
Smoke it down to the filter

What is love when you've lost it again
Who are the demons 
When you play with them at night

Why...

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