Long Gives me the creeps Poems

Virgil comes to group therapy every week in his pick-up truck with his dog, Buster, standing in the bed of the truck. The sessions are held for veterans of Korea and Vietnam. Quite a few...

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Let’s sail away to Acapella,
A celebrity haunt owned by Penn and Teller.
I shall act as your prince, you’ll be Cinderella
When we’re sat on a beach in Acapella.

It’s not as sexy as Cannes or as dowdy...

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It's the night before Christmas,
And I and the cat,
Patrol the house,
In search of that,

Which could cause harm,
To kith or kin,
Though the job is mine,
The cat is my friend,

So he comes along,
To help where he can,
And...

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STUCK ON BE LIE FS
Gives me the Creeps

People Laugh and get "tickled pink" when I respond to them by saying "I have forgotten more than you ever knew". Well, it’s usually true, I get tickled...

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It's the night before Christmas and I and the cat,
Patrol the house in search of that,
Which could cause harm to kith or kin;
Though the job is mine the cat is my friend,

So he comes along...

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What irony that im going deeper in a dungeon to find Kaos in Fate
But It’s the opposite of what im trying to do in my real life, it’s great
I love things that work out like...

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As every meeting ends in a goodbye, a shopping trip always ends in a good buy. That's life. But the sales are over and I hope this time to avoid a buyer’s fate.
Oh, how I...

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The ghost and a Child

I have a recurring dream I hadn´t been to my house for a long time, remember I had been happy 
there with my little dog, 
we used to walk in the...

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I love to travel to foreign lands, 
where friendly elephants eat from my hand,
And the undersea monsters come up on the beach 
and stand by my blanket and deliver a speech
‘Bout their standard of living...

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Our face book fact checker is hard at work.
He brings us more news with a poetry twerk.
A foreign obsession has now been sired.
A deplorable audience is what’s desired.

If you roast our president at least make...

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Slumber, Slumber,
Oh, to Snore like Lumber...
It gives me the creeps, 
When I can get no sleep.

Is it the night?
Or some other fright...
No, it's what can't be heard,
The unwritten word.

When you know you need to write,
But...

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I woke up choked up
could not breathe 
felt like I have to heave 
throwing up everyday
like its a pet peeve 
angst choking in my sleep
from the food I eat 
stress causing sleep lock 
gives me...

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Now I have never believed in ghosts
Until the other night
This thing I saw was hideous
And it gave me a terrible fright

I was laying in my bed
Trying to go to sleep
And saw it standing at my...

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Inspired by Medusa, written and sung by Glenn Hughes, with Trapeze

I look at you and can only stare. 
I love your long and flowing hair,
your smiling lips and eyes that flash
as you bat each knowing...

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