Long Eo Poems

amuck - adverb.flailing in all directions, about, around - His ideas ran amuck.

brang – verb, past tense.bring – You ring, you rang, I bring, I brang.

chipps - noun, plural.an asset for selling, a favor owing,...

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"The idea of building something once to last
tends to occur to...practical people later in life,
after they have reconstructed a few things
they thought were good enough
at the time."
  David Holmgren, "Permaculture Principles and Pathways"

There is...

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It's a good day, though abnormalities made me pay,
Aching back, yellow eyes, pale nails, falling for the fever of jaundice,
Loosing game, turning backs, thundery nights, falling for the fever of your love 
Last benchers being...

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Scapes and Tales
Hearts and Fences
Tales of Joe Louie McMar

Book 1 - Canadian Bacon

Of Belle and Beaux
When I See You I Miss You
Marjorie and Isabella
The Jester and DeLilah
Peaches and Cream
The Struggle
Laura Can You Hear Me
Laura
Laura Mean
Canadian...

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" Being Me"-- " In all of this world that I've seen, I've learned that isn't hard work, " Being Me."  I've always done all the things that I wanted to do, I've loved...

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A list of names this contest needs
But what to pick to serve this deed?
I'll use the census - names top ten
And express my wisdom - pseudo zen

Surprised by sudden traffic jam
Essential for your brakes to...

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In the dark years before Redemption
Sometime after DeLilah
Wars were fought on sacred ground
Only to defend

In the name of Louie the first
Certain battles did rage on
Hesekiah staked his claim
There was nothing to be done

Legends came and...

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They say you are the patron saint 
Of all things that are lost
Please help me to recover from
My efforts and my cost

I lost it at the racetrack 
And in a poker game
I lost it in...

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Got my eo-eo working
It just don't work on you
When you see me coming
You see my eo-eo too

Got my eo-eo working
I'll bring it to your party
Maybe we can spin the time
Spin a yarn or two

Got my...

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The story of Hezekiah Munny
Is one that’s really kind of funny

He married Olive Eo
First cousin to McMar
She didn’t have much money 
And she didn’t have a car

She loved dear Hezekiah
She would gladly have his name
But...

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Of lineage most noble
A man of grave esteem
He could pull a mean cork
The best you ever seen

One third Apache, he was
His father never knew
Hesekiah Munny was 
As proud as me and you

Not to be confused...

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I got my glasses and my teeth
My wallet and my phone
Two sets of keys
Oh, where's my eo-eo?

Have you seen my eo-eo?
I never leave home without it
I can't believe I lost my eo-eo
For the third time...

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Take it to the jester
He'll figure out the gist
Take it to the smithy
He'll bash it out for you

Take it to the juke
Hope they play it loud
Take it home to Liza
She'll send you to the zoo

Take...

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There was mister O and sister O
DeeDee O and Baby O
Doggy O and Granny O
All listening to the radio

So Maddie O and Daddy O
Mommy O and Landon O
Betty O and Idun O
All heard about the...

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