Long Embarrasses Poems
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Easy targets are those being trampled on rights wise
least we forget where the truth stands voicing an opinion
take the structure of your argument cursing and name calling
it embarrasses righteousness to even speak in defence
Now search your soul for a few minutes addressing subject matter
moral deformity within society has taken a dark shade
nothing is impossible for you to see when push comes to shove
If one looks the right way around with a balanced view
identifying grave error surrounding values
many in this world today are complete frauds
Justice no longer exists to protect the innocent
instead it latches onto the guilty parties side
Three times today one individual roared in such vulgar language passing back and forward
whilst we prayed adding this soul to the list for conversion of heart
sad to see some people totally possessed and so abusive
Other magicians have it easy – mastering paper, cards, lights, and music.
Not me. Never me. Life has always been hard
But am I used to it? No, not in the least.
The only thing I can make magical are mothers-in-law.
Sometimes I do not even know which ones are the mothers-in-law.
So I have to turn my charm on the whole crowd,
And sixty or eighty mothers-in-law come flying up to the stage.
I can make them sit, spin, twirl, levitate and goose each other.
That really gets the audience going.
In Detroit lives one of the best mothers-in-law to manipulate.
My own mother-in-law, so I try to get there a couple of times a year.
My husband cannot watch; he says it embarrasses him.
She will crow like a rooster, bark like a dog
Beg for treats with her tongue hanging out
One year someone videotaped it to show her later.
Her sense of humor was not what I had hoped.
Now when I get to Detroit I cannot use her
For she is no longer my mother-in-law
But at least I do not have to pack a husband’s bags anymore
As I travel city to city, show to show.
Well, I'm surprised every day
What this mind of mine will come up with
One would think I would know eh?
Nope! It's a total surprise
Sometimes think I should charge myself an admission fee
For the show, my brain puts on
Today, for instance, seems I'm back on the track
But it's real early, no telling what's round the bend
Could be some great new invention
To help the world finally find peace and all get along
Probably go down in history as the greatest human ever known
Just think, you could say you knew me when
I was just a simple loving man
Writing delightful poetry to help you through the day
No applause please, it embarrasses me
And please no bowing!!!
(This is a fictional poem)
He's mean to everyone especially to his wife.
Other people hate him but she doesn't see that he's a low life.
His wife still loves him even though he cheated on her and burned her brand
new car.
He beat up her dad and she's still with him, that's bizarre.
One night while she was sleeping, he shaved her head bald.
She actually thought she looked better without hair when any other woman
would've been appalled.
He told her that she looks like a cow and smells like a pig.
When they go out in public, he embarrasses her by pulling off her wig.
Her husband just keeps getting meaner and meaner.
When he sees people, he always gives them the finger.
He just stepped out onto the street and was killed by a bus.
It may be a tragedy to his wife but it's a blessing to the rest of us.
Form:
i’ll close my eyes
and pretend snow falls on my eyelids
the snow will melt as i cry
and i will lie and say it’s just the snow
he’ll look me in the eye and say
i know all your secrets
i’ll watch as he tells everyone
i’ll watch as he embarrasses me
i feel the pain in my heart
a sick feeling in my stomach
i will battle with my flesh
i will tear and tug and cut and pick
i will bleed and sob and hurt and get sick
it will only last for a few seconds
because that’s all i will ever mean to anyone
none of them can look me in the eye and say they love me
none of them can look me in the eye and say they’re sorry
i will continuously let them stomp on me
continuously let them hurt me
as long as i can be apart of everyone’s story
HANDS UP
If you're involved a witness of a bank or store robbery
The man/men with guns in their hands
What do they say to you
Hands up
Git o'ver there
Sometimes may even say git on the floor
Surrender your freedom
For just a minute
I'm the criminal
Shut up, be still so I can do my business
Gonna git me this money
git yo
Hands up
As this criminal yells and scream all of this
It's my fondest wish please Lord don't let him hurt me
He can have even all of my money
He's still yell'N empty your purses and wallet
Git on the floor quiet, shut up
Hands up
Git o'ver there
Sometimes may even say git on the floor
Surrender your freedom
For just a minute
Yo, you go to the gym for exercise
Trying to lose some weight so U won't die from genocide
You can run but you can't hide
Personal trainer telling run in place move them thighs
Do them jumping jacks,
stop running you can't hide—git yo
Hands up
Rise them hands up
Git them hands up
Hands up, git your hands up
Hands up
See how easy it is, to raise your hands up under these circumstances
But when it comes to the Lord you hands are to your side your embarrassed
So if a criminal whose gonna harm you, rob you
Personal trainer yells, hollers and embarrasses you
Military personal scares you tells you to salute him/her
Just were does your hands go, you salute hands in the air
Just why won't you take them same hands and salute the Lord our God
Hands up
Git o'ver here
Sometimes we all need to git on the floor
Surrender our sins not freedoms
Just a minute
I'm no longer a criminal, I've been forgiven
I'll shut up, be so I can do my the Lord's business
Gonna git my my praise on...
git yo
Hands up
4/21/10
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2010
Pop watched some of the Olympics with me last night. It
was the first time he had watched television
in over two months.
He wasn’t refined enough to appreciate the figure
skating, However, liked the speed skating
quite a bit. He said it
was more like track and he liked the Summer Olympics
more than the Winter. He asked me for a
shave and I obliged.
In the past this was always by my suggestion. He’s been
having quite a few visitors and I think he
wants to try to be presentable.
Mom says he embarrasses her when they have company.
He can’t always hear what’s going on in the
other room and calls for her.
“Ruth Ellen, get your ass in here!” is not the proper way
to call for my mother. Ralph E. has already cleaned his
plow about that once before.
I’m not sure how much he’s really aware he’s doing that
sort of thing. I’m sure he’s lonely and stir
crazy and just wants her company
most of the time. Maybe that helps keep his mind off
what’s happening. I’ll call if there’s a change.
Love You Both, DAD
EXHAUSTED = Ted's all worn out
EMBARRASSES = Them bare asses
CRESCENDO = Toothpaste in your endo
HAPPINESS = Happy with your private male part
PISTOL = Charge for going pee
FOOTAGE = How old is your foot
EDUCATION = Studying while on vacation
FORTUNATE = Ate four tunas
ALTERATIONS = Change rations
INFORMATION = All lined up in a row
REGISTRATE = Reginald is heterosexual
PHOTOGRAPH = Picture of a chart
DICTIONARY = Never shun your private part
CAREER = Back end of a car
EXPOSURE = Formerly poop for sure
WINDOWPANE = Ow that wind is painful
POLITICIANS = A parrot who shuns the limelight
BLOCKBUSTERS = People who get in the way of a bus
ANNIVERSARY = Backside on backwards
CANADIAN = Ian is a good adder
OPPORTUNITY = Oh a poor choice of a nitty gritty tune
PERPETUAL = Average price of pets in the deep south
CENTIPEDES = Price per foot of a cheap pair of shoes
MISCELLANEOUS = A missile aimed at our back end
© Jack Ellison 2014
I was a pretty devilish driver, fearlessly wreck-less; a deal is a deal.
I drove a car for six hundred miles, it lost its right front wheel.
I took the car back to the owner, made him give me back my money.
His mother never forgave me this, although she called me honey.
If I could re-do that day, and be nicer, kinder, a bit less me,
I think she and I might have been better friends, this I can plainly see.
I made him pay me back the entire $75. every single horrible dime.
Embarrasses me to this day, as the fault was truly and honestly mine.
I drove the wheels off that car, it was so bad that when I was completely done,
It had to be towed to a junk yard; I know for I married him, her only son.
LOVE is ?
Is love, an essence, of flesh and skin
or a scent that's emitted, from within
Is it an impression, created by the heart
or a design, to be viewed, as abstract art
Is it something within all humans grasp
or a mental image, felt when people gasp
Is it's existence real, or just imaginary truth
an artificial attraction, held from our youth
Is it an inevitable desire, that embarrasses all
or a treasured goal, of kinship as we sprawl
Desire, Passion, Marriage, lessen loneliness within
but, affection lost, leaves you in a loveless skin
Is it a fleeting feeling, that wasn't meant to hold
or nurtured attraction, the oneness, as I'm told
Lust, Enthusiasm, Devotion, of intimacy with one
or hope of a life long friend, to share earths sun
a confession of confusion or a happiness unknown
feeling completed by Cupid's arrow when your alone
An intense, deep explosion, of your lust and desire
or that soothing relaxation, that's felt after the fire
Told long ago "It's what make the world go round"
Keep stoking that fire, till that arrow is downed